OWK – Page 10 – Contemplating the divine

Taken firmly in hand

Oh dream on…

Other world kingdom Gusrdesses go a huntin

The only thing worse than not being found by Madame Sarka and Madame Jana is being found by Madame Sarka and Madame Jana.

That’s because women have more complicated brains and can multitask. When she’s hanging you up by your nipples – to take an example at random – you might just be thinking, ‘Oh my God, the pain, I can’t take it’ but she’s probably thinking about lots of things – what to plant in the garden, whether she really wants to meet her friends than night, all kinds of stuff.

She’s really doing this for you, you know.

Don’t worry, you won’t have to wait long.

Ahhhhhhhhhh…

But I am a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Nothing so pervy as the Bible, is there?

On we go, mustn’t dawdle, only 2 more wanking days before Christmas.

We really need to fundamentally rethink our vision of society, to tackle climate change. Having lots of beautiful dommes around wearing leather would be a really good start, IMWO*.

Later he discovered that he could tell the difference between wines, as long as they were first passed through Anna. But by then, his career had moved on.

Don’t worry. If you didn’t look, you have nothing to be terrified about.

Evil twisted former secretary fantasy stuff

Well that’s a relief. The rumour around the office was that the woman doing these evaluations was a real man-hater who took pleasure in humiliating male staff.

Times are hard, you need the money and she hates the taste of semen. It’s perfect.

*IMWO = In My Worthless Opinion. I’m trying to start a meme, here.

Another rather unimaginative headline featuring femdom captions

With a big hello to search engines from all over.

Now, after a headline like that, I suppose there had better be some captioned images of female domination, hadn’t there?

But also more enjoyable for her. There’s always an upside.

So with this one I – ow! – excuse me, I was just – OOH! – I’m sorry, I really…ohhhh that hurts!…need to move on to the next. No caption here.

OW! No better!

Right. Think calm thoughts. It’s funny – we give our cat the stuff in tins as a treat, and the dry biscuity stuff for normal food. So when my wife makes me eat the contents of one of the tins, I guess both me and the cat are unhappy about it.

Isn’t it an awful feeling? When you just know you’re going to have an argument. But all arguments end, you know that too. And you’ll be a better husband for it, after all.

Blessed art thou among women

There seems to be a discontinued Christian blog, that had the same name as this one. I occasionally like to run headlines like that, to make a few minds explode.

Rather naughty, I know. Fortunately, it seems I’ll be getting a beating quite soon, so there will be penance.

More sinful pictures below:

Bet you’re glad you didn’t look at their bottoms, aren’t you? Oh. Oh dear.

Actually, the way the ones who are already thin react to the starvation diet can be even funnier.

Come on – don’t be such a baby! It’s not as if she hasn’t whipped you before!

My favourite place.

Another little service you can do for her.

Learning to crawl

Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.

Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.

Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean.

Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time.

He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment.

What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom.

It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams.

Pleading for mercy

…and other forms of foreplay.

Still, tomorrow she could play double or quits.

How bad can it be?

Still, it’s good to have a trade in these uncertain times.

Little yappy thing – you know? Jumps up high.

That’s a relief.

Desperately seeking contempt

Sometimes it finds me. I will be visiting my Significant Other today. Elegant. Cool. Glamorous. French. Prepared to tolerate my existence. I am so lucky.

They do scream therapy too. Nor primal scream therapy. Just the ordinary sort.

Then you’ll know you’ve only another 12 due when you get home, and you can really enjoy the evening.

Bullying is wrong. Simply wrong. And just occasionally unspeakably sexy.

I always used to think this was a very frequent mistake, especially for non-native speakers of English. But Miss Hunter assures me that no one makes it more than once. I stand corrected.

Elegant brutality

Or should that be ‘brutal elegance’? Anyway, on with the show.

OWK lady whipping a slave - now that's orihginal

For the first few days, he wondered when he might start to get used to it and not to have to cry himself to sleep in his cell each night. But somehow it never happened.

Femdom wife, malesub husband, all is well.

“Free time” indeed! There’s “service time” and there’s “wasted time”, and the difference between the two can be made painfully clear.

It’s actually not a bad idea to get used to the taste of her trannie slave. I won’t tell you why just yet…

It’s amazing how long these old guys can last, too. He’s been in and out of consciousness a few times, but even at this advanced age, he can still scream and beg her to a mighty fine orgasm.

Unforced labour

Actually humane killing is the best thing that ever happens to an OWK pony slave

They were so distracted they shot the wrong one first time – a perfectly healthy human pony. Madame Sarka was cross, as I expect you can imagine.

When your wife puts you in a ball gag theres only one thing to say

Mmmphh pppmmpphh arvvnnnng ggrgh!

Femdom wife submissive husband and two forms of healthy exercise

The exericse bike is good for his legs, carrying the concrete block around is good for his arms and getting the cane is good for his obedience.

If you like, you can pace about nervously. The time’ll go quicker than you think – you’ll see.

Leather dress high heels whats not to like

She hasn’t looked round, either. Don’t worry. She knows you’ll be there.

To err is male, to chastise divine

It’s some more captioned images of female domination. I really ought to write some more stories, but it’s difficult with only one hand free. Perhaps I need a strict schoolteacher standing over me…well of course I do.

Its not the crime its the cover up - well, its both really

Mistress Darla, of course, for whom the word “divine” is inadequate (a word that comes to mind often when I find myself contemplating her image).

Captioned image of huntress about to make a political point

The hounds haven’t been fed, and he’s going to be rubbed down with dog food first, so it should be a fine chase, while it lasts.

Captioned image of financial domination of a sort

I think it’s a bit risky. Start letting him choose the washing powder, and who knows what liberties he’ll take? One way or another, I’m pretty sure this will all end in tears.

OWK ladies generalkly dont have a high tolerance level for that sort of thing

At the moment this photo was taken, I believe he’d just heard himself utter the word, but wasn’t sure whether her English was up to understanding it. Rather a tense moment, as you can imagine. Let’s hope it turned out all right.

Dominatrix does not approve of men having opinions

My view on this picture is…well, irrelevant and unimportant I suppose. Sorry – I’ll be off now.