Sounds fun… expensive, but worth it. |
I found I simply didn’t have time for TV sports any more, after getting married. Busy busy busy. |
Toss a coin? |
Sounds fun… expensive, but worth it. |
I found I simply didn’t have time for TV sports any more, after getting married. Busy busy busy. |
Toss a coin? |
Scurry scurry scurry! |
Much like his response to the question the priest will be asking him a little later. |
Even if he sued her and won, there’d be the question of damages and I think any competent (i.e. female) lawyer would advise that those would be derisory and purely token, at best. |
It’s all part of growing up. |
.. is wherever she puts him.
It did promise to love, honour and obey in sickness and in health, after all. Didn’t it? |
Fortunately teachers are allowed to remain standing in class. |
Just as long as I don’t have to swap nappies with Petie. I always hate that, don’t you? |
Women are strange. Why lie around in what is obviously sexually arousing lingerie, when I’m locked up in a spiked cage? Honestly, you’d think they’d have more sense. |
I’m normally done in 15 seconds anyway, actually. |
Some evenings she likes just to chain him to the cold cellar floor, come upstairs, grab a bottle of Chardonnay and a box of tisues and settle down to a good rom-com on TV. |
As long as the first ring goes on OK, erections shouldn’t be a problem. |
That is the deal. I have yet to discover when, if ever, is ‘off shift’. |
I seem to spend my whole life charging devices – if it’s not the shock collar, it’s the phone, and all her vibrators need constantly to be fully charged too… modern world, I suppose. |
The marriage is still going to be based on respect – a lot of respect. It’s just not going to be mutual. |
Of course, she can’t expect perfection, and she doesn’t. She just requires it, that’s all. |
The other lady has the rings ready – and he’s already been pierced, so they can just be welded on. |
I’ll take it now.
Unlike some human women, though, they won’t insist on going again while you’re still completely drained from the last time. |
I took a personality test once. Apparently I don’t have one. |
Don’t worry, she’s obviously not going to drain you to an empty husk all in one go. Look at that figure – she probably limits herself to a couple of pints of blood a day. You might even last a week. |
“Hmm? Yeah, sure I’m wearing gloves and boots. It’s cold here in Buffalo, moron.” |
Oh well. It has to be better than that call centre in Dhaka she put me in last year. |
That is what little boys are made of, after all. Somehow I always knew. |
Well, as long as she’s genuinely rehabilitated herself, I suppose it’s OK. |
Girls have always known I’m ‘special’ and treated me accordingly. |
I feel disempowered every time I even see a picture of Gal Gadot. I go weak at the knees. |
20 minutes? Women, eh? I can get there in 20 seconds, usually before I’ve even got my trousers off. |
,,,and footboys are sworn to the code of secrecy. Also, rarely if ever allowed to go out or communicate with anyone except Mistress. |
He likes her to be pristine for when he comes on her breasts. |
He could try offering her all his money. Oh hang on – he did that already. |
Gender sensitivity training. I’ve tried and I am very sensitive indeed to women’s concerns. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t benefit from further instruction, obviously. |
My domme uses my real name in session these days, but only after she made me change it legally to “Maggotdick”. |
No… no problem at all. I’ll just get my coat… |