They do say honesty is the basis of every successful romantic relationship – but brutality has its place too.
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Don’t worry – she has lots of equipment and techniques to help manage the pain.
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They do say small ones have more pain receptors per square millimetre, which is actually quite a turn-on for a lot of ladies.
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He’s the foundation of the building just behind her, by coincidence.
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Time for the evil – sorry, what? I can’t say that word!
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OK, well if the other two are totally straight I guess they won’t need licking clean, for a change, so that’s a bonus.
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