Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
A word used mainly with “love” or “surrender”. Or – best of all – both.
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| Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though. |
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| Still, he’ll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session. |
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| Yes, M’m, thankee M’m. |
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| And so does everyone else. Not that they care. |
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| Yeah, that would be awful. Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK? I’ll kick them right off. |
Apologies for the dull title. But I have noticed that by far the highest viewing figures on this blog are for posts with titles like “More femdom captions”. Anyway, I’m running out of 80s lyrics…
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| Nothing like hot coffee to wake you up. |
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| It’s a living. |
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| Yes. I’ve been quite disappointed, just how open-minded many of my friends have been about my SO beating me. “About time too” was the usual comment. |
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| She means it about the running. Don’t you dare dawdle. |
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| Like many men of kink, I do find I have to pay for most of my fantasies to be acted out. However, I think I can honestly say that all of my unpaid sexual encounters have turned into really strong humiliation sessions, one way or another. I guess I’m just lucky like that. |
…but together, they can be a real turn-on.
On we go.
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| Yeah. Those sorts of arguments can leave quite a nasty taste in the mouth, I find. |
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| Home-made is always best. |
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| Think happy thoughts. No rush. |
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| Actually, the last laugh is on her because I’m a humiliation freak and I’m going to find this absolutely mortifying! |
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| Let’s hope he’s forgiven you for cuckolding him. Because you’ll be spending a lot of time together. |
Good session for you?
Great.
Yeah, it got pretty intense there in the middle, didn’t
it? I really thought you were about to
use the safeword. You were like – oh my
god, I can’t take this. But you just
about got through it, didn’t you? You look pretty exhausted now, though!
Oh – while you’re getting dressed. There’s something I wanted to mention, about
session rates.
See, I’ve realised I’ve just got too many clients and it
seems crazy that a session I really actually enjoy with some devoted old slave
costs the same per hour as a one-off with a businessman visiting from Tokyo, or
something.
So I got together with Anne, and we, like, went through the list of
all my regulars, you know. So the ones I
actually like sessioning with were rated ‘A’ and they’ll only pay half rates
and so on.
Yeah, it’s a good idea isn’t it? Should have done it ages ago.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that you were rated
‘D’. So if you want to keep on
sessioning with me, you’ll be paying five times as much as you have been.
Hmm? Oh no! It’s not
that I don’t want to session with you any more!
You’re not an ‘E’. I just need a
lot more money to tolerate spending time with someone as irritating as you,
that’s all.
OK, you can go and get
dressed now.
Still here? Go on – fuck off.
She does and so, therefore, do I.
But not here. I just slap any old rubbish on a photo and stick it on the blog.
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| Damn. Why is it always about penis size? Honestly, sometimes it just seems like women are obsessed with it. |
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| Urrgglll – nnnnh! |
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| I’m glad I’m into humiliation. Otherwise, I’d probably find a lot of my encounters with women quite unpleasant. |
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| Well, that went well. |
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| Goodness, sounds like she’s going to get quite cross. That could help, actually. |
Sorry!
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| I could… but you’d never believe me. |
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| Can I brush my teeth now, please? Mouthwash would be nice, too. |
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| And how he’s going to get there, with no money for the bus. Still, she hasn’t stood in his way: credit to her for that. |
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| Synergies! Clever domme. |
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| What a bitch. |
I mean, something is ‘humiliating’ if it represents a low
status activity or group in society, or a taboo, right? What you find humiliating will depend on
where you start from. Look at Indian femdom sites – the notion of kissing feet
is clearly invested with a much greater significance than in the Western
world. Hell, in Saudi Arabia a photo of
a woman driving a car or casting a vote probably counts as femdom porn.
Please, Princess, don’t make me.
Shut the fuck up, Benny.
But, Princess, I
wouldn’t want to reinforce a stereotypical view of gay sex as being disgusting. So… maybe I shouldn’t have to suck him off?
OK Benny, you’ve ruined this with your whining. It was supposed to be an erudite and thought-provoking discussion of the role of cultural stereotypes in the femdom humiliation scene. But now it’s just about sucking cock. Well done.
*Readers believing that the wonderful Princess Kali had anything at all to do with this post, or could give even the most fleeting, flying flicker of a fuck about this blog need to read the sentence beginning ‘Rest assured’ in the intro box up to the right there.
I think I’d never worry about anything if I had Mistress Chrissie looking out for me.
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| Tough decision. She doesn’t like lies. But then, she’s not going to be that pleased about the truth on this occasion, either. |
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| Why does this happen to me every single time? |
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| Sometimes you have to suffer for her art. |
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| Does that make you feel stressed? No? Are you sure? |
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| She’ll probably want a pay rise too. |
So, what did you do in London, my mother asks me as I walk in.
Paid someone to tie me up, beat me and piss on me. I think.
Oh – nothing much, I reply. Just saw some friends.
You smell nice. Have you just washed your hair?
Well yes, actually. Rather thoroughly.
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| Fucking off now, Ma’am. |
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| Many marriages become oppressive and abusive after a while. In this case, about 11 minutes. |
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| I have a very literal mind. It’s quite convenient, because it means I don’t need to take offence every time I’m called a ‘wanker’. |
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| She can annex my southern regions with an illegal plebiscite any time she likes. Geddit? Bit-o-politics, bit-o-politics |
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| Yurshhh mw’am. Gulp. Bleah! |
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| Apologies to anyone offended by this image of a male actually experiencing sexual pleasure. Don’t worry – he’ll be made to suffer for it later. |
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| Time for a witty, cutting rejoinder, I think. Just try to think of one. |
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| Details, details. Women – why do they always have to explain everything like that? |
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| These details matter to her. So now they matter to you. |
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| A very fair point. On with the spreader gag and let’s give it a go! |
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| Extra Anne for the anonymous commenters who rightly pointed out that the captioned image of Anne in a space suit last time was a repost. Just a silly mistake, by an old fool. |