Apologies for the dull title. But I have noticed that by far the highest viewing figures on this blog are for posts with titles like “More femdom captions”. Anyway, I’m running out of 80s lyrics…
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| Nothing like hot coffee to wake you up. |
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| It’s a living. |
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| Yes. I’ve been quite disappointed, just how open-minded many of my friends have been about my SO beating me. “About time too” was the usual comment. |
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| She means it about the running. Don’t you dare dawdle. |
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| Like many men of kink, I do find I have to pay for most of my fantasies to be acted out. However, I think I can honestly say that all of my unpaid sexual encounters have turned into really strong humiliation sessions, one way or another. I guess I’m just lucky like that. |
The 2nd and the last were, by far, my faves – such delicious twists.
Thank you, Ms Bend. The last is not actually a twist, as such. She's just stating the facts, plainly and simply.