Looks like he’s losing. They always do, oddly enough. |
The local hospital is getting a bit fed up, to be honest. I mean, there’s pandemic on: they can’t keep dealing with minor fractures and burns, the whole time. |
Looks like he’s losing. They always do, oddly enough. |
The local hospital is getting a bit fed up, to be honest. I mean, there’s pandemic on: they can’t keep dealing with minor fractures and burns, the whole time. |
Contrary to what many people ill-informed about femdom relationships might imagine, I am not oppressed by my SO, in fact she actually makes a point of bestowing small freedoms on me. For example, she grants me a financial allowance out of my earnings, quite frequently permits me to speak as long as that privilege is not abused and even (speaking of abuse) permits occasional sexual release. I’m very lucky that way, as I often find myself compelled to tell her.
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Like many submissive men, I find arguing with my SO can make me feel quite uncomfortable – sometimes immediately, sometimes over an extended period of time. |
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It’s the dreading that’s the worst part, I understand. |
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Whatevs. |
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Teasing and denial. |
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It’s the little things in a relationship that really define it. |
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Why not both? |
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Thinking about her being clammy makes me clammy… |
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If you’re finding it difficult to relax, try explaining to her that you’d just rather she got a second opinion from a male dentist before drilling. I’m sure she won’t mind. |
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Obviously. Although it looks like it’s already got a lot of toppings, so maybe no need? |
An odd quote. If I feared fear, I wouldn’t pay to endure it, now, would I? Anyway, anyone who really thinks there’s nothing to fear but fear itself hasn’t had a tawsing session with Miss Hunter, or been hand-smothered by Mistress Eleise de Lacey, to name just two among many ladies who can strike fear into me and have done so most delightfuly.
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Ooh – what a lovely game! I just want to rain a flurry of kisses down on her shoe in a never-ending display of adoration… and as that’s what she wants too, that’s what will happen. |
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Time of the month, eh? Always a bit difficult for the man of the house, especially if he’s a due a whipping anyway. As I always seem to be, during her periods, for some weird reason. |
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Maybe I’m just hungry… I expect she’d say that’s because she’s feeding me too often. |
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And she’s having sex for both of you now, so it’s quite a lot of work. |
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Nasty words can leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth. |
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Bob’s shortlisted for an Oscar, I understand, now. If he wins, I wonder if he’ll put the credit where it is due in his acceptance speech? Behind every successful man, they say… |
… you would never break the chain.
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Oh, not again… |
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Do you know, I think I might be so full after all that, I don’t think I could face a dessert? But fortunately, no one cares what I think. |
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I’ve suffered from a few sexual complaints in my time. |
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Well, it’s hardly my fault. I mean – I just glanced at her. For two seconds – three, tops! |
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It’s tough, being a responsible adult. So I’ve heard. |
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I understand they have some extra toppings to add, too. |
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Seems only fair. He was up half the night, poor chap. |
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Knew I should have gone with the gift card. |
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I went to see the St Trinians movie as soon as it came out, but I was a bit disappointed that I was the only one who’d bothered to dress up for it. |
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Thanks for coming. |
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When I look at her, something about her gaze reminds me of my SO. And the woman in the picture looks like someone I know, too. |
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They do such a fine job: still delivering healthcare and anti-rape services to the nation despite all the financial cuts |
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Remember femdom rule number one: never engage in unsafe activities like really pissing your domme off. |
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I’ve heard there’s a game called Prison Architect but I’ll bet it doesn’t have as many options as this. |
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Actually, though, cigarette ash is low-calorie, fat free and even vegan. So it can be a very healthy part of a diet, mixed together with other foodstuffs, which is exactly how I take it. |
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It’s actually quite high in calories, but don’t worry about that because you’re unlikely to be able to keep much of it down. |
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Thank goodness for that. I think you can just leave the case in her capable hands. |
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Silly boys. Reinforced seat trousers do little good when they’re around your ankles, anyway. |
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Male brains don’t multi-task. Mine barely tasks at all, to be honest. Now then: I was writing a caption..? |
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My SO’s always had the same rule. Sulky face = semen face. Simple, no argument. |
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Or breakfast, if you’re not hungry enough by tonight. |
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I’d end up paying a lot of guys for a lot of things, if that rule applied to me. It’s important to prioritise: to spend your money on the things that make her most happy. |
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Many people who get into porn movies just do it for a short time, but snuff movie stars, oddly enough, often spend the rest of their lives in the business. |
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My first girlfriend told me she was strongly opposed to corporal punishment of children. When I turned eighteen, I discovered she had strong views on the corporal punishment of adults, too. |