dominant wife – Page 24 – Contemplating the divine

She is looking good, for beauty we will pay

In fact, some of us have to. Music is mostly unrelated.

Because he knows there are things much worse than a good hard kick to the balls.

The forceful, talented and literary Mistress Miranda, another lady who has had the misfortune to encounter Servitor in the quivering, unimpressive flesh.

It’s all very well to be carried away with love at first sight, but can you build a lasting relationship with a pair of sports shoes, when fashion in sneakers is so fickle?

OK, not the sexiest of topics. But if you don’t know, you can’t imagine. Really: if you’re a pain-slut you should be trying to develop a good set of them.

Punishment fits the crime… tightly and closely.

You replied “I do” and that was the occasion when a safeword might have been advisable instead. Too late now.

Agony aunts

She’s got so much to give.

So much easier than a long drawn-out evening of silence. Although, oddly, no quicker.

Boys can be so messy. Especially during edge-play.

Poor Selina. I hope she’s feeling better.

Oh well… at least you don’t have to get down on your knees and apologise to him properly.

Riddle of the minx

Don’t you? Just sign you heartless bastard – look how you’re upsetting her!

Actually, there are surprisingly few blogs catering for those with a mushroom fetish. And this one probably won’t again, so enjoy it while you can. Deviants.

Mistress Asian, like it says on the picture. Welcome to the blog, Ma’am!

Really experienced dommes understand our desires so well. And don’t care.

This is of course the lovely and talented Princess Kali!

Don’t worry, it doesn’t go all the way down. Everything below 4 inches is just in the same category. Now what was it they
called it… er…?

Ermmm…hang on, I think I’ve got a witty answer to that, so I can pretend the question does not make me uncomfortable.

Feeling her pain

Some men aren’t very good at that, but with the help of a really determined woman, you’ll find you become quite good at it. Try practicing at a fixed time each week, for example.

I think once a day is usually enough for me, when it comes to cold showers, but occasionally I wake up in the morning needing a quick one.

And you wouldn’t want to be offensively unsubmissive. Anyway, that’s illegal.

I suppose those other men have to keep their session visits secret from their wives. Must be awful.

Yes, Mary can be kind like that. Eventually.

Yeah, c’est la vie. Che sera sera.

Pride comes before a spanking

Positive reinforcement – quite motivational, I find.

Decisions decisions… oh dear. I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn’t have to make decisions any more!

Yes. That would be awful. Erm… we said just a half hour session this time. Didn’t we?

That’s a relief. All the relief there’s going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing.

You can watch a whole half hour, if you’re good. Just remember to thank her.

Weekly allowance

Here you go. Actually, it’s usually twice a week. But don’t tell her or we might not be allowed.
OK?

They are really very lovely blue shoes. I hope they’re cruelty-free.

Just try to enjoy the view.

Hmmm – I wonder who that’s going to be?

Low self-esteem can be greatly under-rated in some situations, actually.

Do you have to bother her with this sort of thing all the time?

Late handing in homework

Sorry!

I could… but you’d never believe me.

Can I brush my teeth now, please? Mouthwash would be nice, too.

And how he’s going to get there, with no money for the bus. Still, she hasn’t stood in his way: credit to her for that.

Synergies! Clever domme.

What a bitch.

It’s a tonic for the troops!

And Charlie ain’t no Nazi
She likes to wear her leather boots
‘Cos it’s exciting for the veterans
And…

Women, eh? Sometimes there’s no pleasing them. You try to apologise, and they just run you over with a tank anyway. Still… I guess we wouldn’t have them any other way, eh chaps?

Cathie might need a new lawyer in her stable. She gets through slaves quite quickly – doesn’t look after them properly, truth be told.

She has a plan.

This is the delightfully delightful Miss Tiffany Naylor. ‘A dominatrix based in Milton Keynes.’ To be honest, for me that’s a hard limit right there. But it would be worth it, to meet her.

I suppose there’s little chance of either being a blow job? No? Worth asking…

I suppose any Radio 4 listeners amongst you will want to point ou that I got the apostrophe in the wrong place. Radio 4 listeners are like that.

The rest of you have no fucking idea what I’m talking about, have you? I don’t know myself sometimes, to be honest.

Active-aggressive behaviour

Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher.

Have you noticed their expressions? I don’t think they’re going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done – the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other.

He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though. Just in a different role.

Valuable protein.

That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture. It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically.