Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Positive reinforcement – quite motivational, I find. |
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| Decisions decisions… oh dear. I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn’t have to make decisions any more! |
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| Yes. That would be awful. Erm… we said just a half hour session this time. Didn’t we? |
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| That’s a relief. All the relief there’s going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing. |
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| You can watch a whole half hour, if you’re good. Just remember to thank her. |
Here you go. Actually, it’s usually twice a week. But don’t tell her or we might not be allowed.
OK?
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| They are really very lovely blue shoes. I hope they’re cruelty-free. |
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| Just try to enjoy the view. |
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| Hmmm – I wonder who that’s going to be? |
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| Low self-esteem can be greatly under-rated in some situations, actually. |
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| Do you have to bother her with this sort of thing all the time? |
Sorry!
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| I could… but you’d never believe me. |
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| Can I brush my teeth now, please? Mouthwash would be nice, too. |
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| And how he’s going to get there, with no money for the bus. Still, she hasn’t stood in his way: credit to her for that. |
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| Synergies! Clever domme. |
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| What a bitch. |
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| Women, eh? Sometimes there’s no pleasing them. You try to apologise, and they just run you over with a tank anyway. Still… I guess we wouldn’t have them any other way, eh chaps? |
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| Cathie might need a new lawyer in her stable. She gets through slaves quite quickly – doesn’t look after them properly, truth be told. |
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| She has a plan. |
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| I suppose there’s little chance of either being a blow job? No? Worth asking… |
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| I suppose any Radio 4 listeners amongst you will want to point ou that I got the apostrophe in the wrong place. Radio 4 listeners are like that. The rest of you have no fucking idea what I’m talking about, have you? I don’t know myself sometimes, to be honest. |
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| Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher. |
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| Have you noticed their expressions? I don’t think they’re going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done – the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other. |
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| He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though. Just in a different role. |
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| Valuable protein. |
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| That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture. It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically. |
I think I’d never worry about anything if I had Mistress Chrissie looking out for me.
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| Tough decision. She doesn’t like lies. But then, she’s not going to be that pleased about the truth on this occasion, either. |
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| Why does this happen to me every single time? |
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| Sometimes you have to suffer for her art. |
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| Does that make you feel stressed? No? Are you sure? |
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| She’ll probably want a pay rise too. |
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| I’m sure she’s very fair-minded. |
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| And afterwards… especially afterwards. |
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| Hmmm. What a bit of luck to catch you cheating on her just as she was next to a shop selling whips! |
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| Just one less thing to worry about. |
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| You’d better. |
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| Sex..?. Don’t talk to me about sex. I tried it once – not tryin’ that again. Nearly got me ‘ead stuck! Joke copyright Alexei Sayle. |
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| It’s wilful impertinence on your part. So’s being too early, obviously. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry… |
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| Don’t worry. She’s quite sweet, really. When she’s not in a bad mood. |
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| In space, no one can hear you sigh with hopeless romantic infatuation… |
(no one’s gonna wanna know yer… trigger warning: vanilla video unrelated to femdom)
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| It took him ages to get her interested in golf, you know. |
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| Men can be such drama queens. Getting upset over the littlest things. |
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| Oh, OK. As long as I know. Thanks. |
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| What a sad little caption. Sad little servitor wrote it. |
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| Press them but not mount them. |
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| Aooooarrrahhh-oooo, eeehhhhuuuh! |
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| I’m sure we’ve all been there. |
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| That’s true, actually. I mean, I certainly don’t experience pain the way my Significant Other does. I experience it a lot more frequently, for a start. |
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| “Just” in the sense of “only” |
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| Hmm. 16 orgasms in less than a minute. Quite a performance. Let’s try not to repeat it. |