|Don’t you? Just sign you heartless bastard – look how you’re upsetting her!
|Actually, there are surprisingly few blogs catering for those with a mushroom fetish. And this one probably won’t again, so enjoy it while you can. Deviants.
|Really experienced dommes understand our desires so well. And don’t care.
|Don’t worry, it doesn’t go all the way down. Everything below 4 inches is just in the same category. Now what was it they
called it… er…?
|Ermmm…hang on, I think I’ve got a witty answer to that, so I can pretend the question does not make me uncomfortable.