Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Well, she seems very nice. Many dommes would be quite angry in such a situation. Up you get. |
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| She needs the money to get into the scene, that’s all. Don’t worry – she’s genuinely turned on by fat middle-aged men rubbing against her like that. That’s why she does it. |
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| She owns a plumber too, which could come in handy if she decides to install you as a toilet slave. |
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| I think Emily will be able to tell exactly how very, very sorry you are in just a short while. |
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| Yes, I rather suspect she does. |
yet she’s so cold. And so’s the tub of cream in the bathroom cabinet, if she’ll only let me out of this corner to go and get some. Please, Mistress. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
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| It’s not about you, do you see? |
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| Actually, you can fit a sub in either way round. She’s just got it wrong, that’s all. Made an embarassing, stupid mistake. Do you want to tell her, or shall I? |
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| I could add a caption here, but what does my opinion matter anyway? |
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| It’s important to understand the power dynamics of your bdsm relationship. Frankly, that’s important at any time, but it’s particularly important when you’re naked and dangling helplessly from the ceiling. |
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| It’s good she’s decided to treat you as an adult, for once. |
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| You know, I heard once that feeling sad and lonely is just your body’s way of telling you what an unpleasant person you are to be with? Makes a lot of sense. |
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| I’m slowly working my way into her affections, I reckon. |
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| Mmmpphhh grtrrth. |
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| Of course, they’ll need to use something else to achieve the burning sensation. Hot coals, maybe? They’re very creative. |
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| Hope there’s some beer for me. |
Right, after that little April interlude, this blog will return to its usual subject matter. Or ‘object matter’ when male submissives feature in the pics.
I don’t really ‘get’ maledom anyway, to be honest. I mean, I can just about see that it could be quite sexy to have an attractive woman all tied up, available for any sexual act of my choosing. I could iron one of her skirts, for example, or tidy her tights drawer even if what she really wanted was to be brought a cup of tea or have the garage cleared out. The thought of that kind of power’s quite a turn on. But what’s the point of my being turned on if if she’s completely helpless in the bondage – she can’t remove my chastity belt with her hands tied, can she? In any case, how can I decide what I want to do if she’s gagged and can’t tell me? See, I just think maledoms haven’t really thought it all through.
Oh well. Here are some things I do understand, dimly at least.
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| Ah, yes, the purest form of male submission: not even daring to irritate her with your presence. I find women really appreciate it when I do that. |
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| Then, bruised and bloody, the winner gets to have a heavy BDSM session. Quite a day. |
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| But you have to book. And until you’re a ‘regular’ you’ll need to pay a deposit in advance. No exceptions – sorry. |
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| I’m sure she respects us really. It’s a kind of harsh femdom persona she puts on. She’s really good at it, don’t you think? |
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| The pre-marital agreement also refers to ‘objectionable conduct’ so don’t even think of arguing – that’s a red flag right there. |
Hmm. Have I posted hat last one before? I have a system for this blog to avoid that, with ‘posted’ and ‘unposted’ folders (over 1000 captioned images presently in the latter, so this blog will be here for a while! Keep coming back.) Unlike the Tumblr site, where I just randomly post previously bloggered images, so there’s repetition from time to time (2700 now posted, though, so it doesn’t happen often! Keep going back – although there is nothing there that has not been here so I don’t really understand why people do). Still, the above looks awfully familiar. Oh well, have an extra one:
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| Oops. My bad. |
Did you know there are supposed to be five stages of grieving when you lose something precious? These five, specifically.
… because she hates men.
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| It’s nice when newlyweds have pet names for each other. But ‘bully’ just isn’t appropriate. ‘Boss’ is a good one – he could try that, maybe? |
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| I’m glad she’s taking precautions because some itching powders can be really nasty. But see those gloves? That’s safe BDSM play. She’ll be fine. |
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| Oh – stop worrying! They’re not going to starve to death or anything! This blog can’t abide excessively violent scenes, you know that. No: they’ll die of thirst long before they starve. |
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| Let’s hope this one turns out better than the previous 117. But if not, that’s valuable knowledge too. Science: it’s all about reproducibility of the results. |
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| Very lightly. Safe, sane, consensual – remember? |
Not that I approve of many more of the lyrics.
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| Wow – big decision, huh? Thank goodness she’s already taken it so you don’t have to. |
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| I had a rectal examination on my last trip to the doctor’s. So embarrassing! I’m not taking that bus again! |
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| Perhaps they could vote on it. |
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| Wow. She’s pretty easy-going, huh? I wish my SO let me just beg for things whenever I like, like that. |
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| Trick question – you’re doing both. |
Welcome back. Hope you enjoyed the extra captions over the 12 days (or possibly the first 11 days if you’ve been reading the comments sections too) of Christmas.
Back to normal now, though – twice a week is all you get. Ooh-er, sounds bit rude!
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| They practice mindfulness too. That involves thinking very very hard about what’s about to happen when your skin won’t stretch any further. |
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| Might take quite a while to do penance for all of the sins during those five years of freedom. Still – there’s the rest of your life. |
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| I’m a member of their frequent shriekers’ club. |
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| Of course, it wasn’t like that when she bought the house. There was no flowering bush behind the gimp feature – in fact, the garden was mostly just gimps all over. Much more colourful this way. |
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| Or – on most occasions – participate. |
If there is a choice
Let the rivers fill
Let the hills rejoice
Let your mercy spill
On all these burning hearts in hell
If it be your will
To make us well.
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| I find feminine contempt very sexy. Fortunately I get a lot of it. Masculine contempt too, of course, but that’s not so much my thing. |
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| I’ve heard they’re not actually that great anyway. |
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| Congratulations. You’re the ‘special friend’. Again. So much better than having a sexual relationship. Really. |
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| Oh god. Let’s hope it wasn’t someone I work with this time. |
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| Yes dear. |
…but together, they can be a real turn-on.
On we go.
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| Yeah. Those sorts of arguments can leave quite a nasty taste in the mouth, I find. |
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| Home-made is always best. |
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| Think happy thoughts. No rush. |
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| Actually, the last laugh is on her because I’m a humiliation freak and I’m going to find this absolutely mortifying! |
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| Let’s hope he’s forgiven you for cuckolding him. Because you’ll be spending a lot of time together. |
