chastity – Page 32 – Contemplating the divine

Even more femdom captions

The title today is perhaps a little unimaginative. But as the most popular posting I have – by far – is one called “More femdom captions”, I thought I’d avoid the tortous unfunny puns, or references to early 80s soft punk, and just go straight for Google’s g-spot.

So – look out for posts in the future amusingly captioned “A few more femdom captions”, “Femdom captions and the real truth behind 9/11” and of course “Oi Google! – over here for the femdom captions”.

Still the only Google result for “hot chicks in empire-line dresses“, though! That’ll bring the traffic.

Onwards…

A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he’s reaching his limits.

It’s a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn’t get the toilet clean, does it? He’ll be happier this way. Or if he isn’t, no one will care.

Castration oh my - that brings in the punters too.

That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she’ll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She’s a professional, you know.

Sorry – bit of a strange mood today.

Isn’t she kind? Let’s hope she’s in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though – she doesn’t like having her decisions questioned.

Sweet cruelty

Shackles - the making of many a femdom marriage

They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…*

They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice.

OWK smoking dominatrices starve slaves to death shock horror!

Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch.

Ooooo.

* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.

Domesticated bliss

Images of slavery, beatings, forced labour, sexual humiliation and incarceration. In short: marriage and other scenes from domestic life.

At weekends she makes sure the lawn is mown and the gravel path raked, too, before supervising the ironing. Such a good girl.

It’s a bit unfair. I mean with that metal thing in place, nothing was going to happen anyway. Still – best not to argue, I expect.

Belt off, trousers down and a domestic spat solved.

Sometimes its best to just have these things out as soon as you can, rather than let them fester. They can always discuss it in more depth, when they get home, too.

And because she just likes zapping him from time to time. She’s determined to try out level 20 before…er…before he ‘goes away’ like all the others.

Sincerely hers

Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story. I feel greatly refreshed.

Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.

The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too. Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it?

See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush? I think she’s too soft on him.

Actually, a lie-in would have been nice. Never mind. Maybe next year.

I don’t know where she finds them. Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”.

You need to build trust here. Try offering her something, something you value greatly.

No, not love, she said. Don’t you know that it’s different for girls?

Joe

So, with apologies to anyone who doesn’t share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I’ll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet). On with the show.

Can’t or won’t.

Don’t worry, you won’t be conscious for all that long.

Domestic servitude means never having to say she's sorry

Well, granted you’ve spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery. But on the plus side, you’re really good at pleats.

Leather clad domina puts man into a cage oh my!

Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene. Just not quite in the way he was expecting.

She’ll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you’re writhing in agony on the ground, too. Psychotic, but fair.

I have an inferiority complex but it isn’t a very good one

Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.

On we go.

You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right?

Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why.

Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too.

OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees.

Isn’t she beautiful?

Captivating

Actually, the word ‘divine’ is of more recent origin in the English language than is commonly thought. It was originally coined specifically to describe Anne Hathaway, and used properly should only be employed in that context. Have a look in a big fat dictionary if you don’t believe me, or just look at the picture at the bottom of each page of this blog.

You can go out to fetch croissants when they get up. If she gives you some money.

I expect she’ll find a way of venting her frustration and getting over it.

And to clean it you just run a cold shower over it for a few minutes. No need even to take it off.

Angelina Jolie dominatrix but not in that scene from Mr and Mrs Smith

I think you’re about to find out.

Dealing with feelings of guilt and shame

These ladies know how to do that.

Moral hazard? Isn’t that some kind of predicament bondage fetish?

Femdom caption all about a little misunderstanding

Just one of those misunderstandings about silly little things…

Third time lucky.

And do try not to cry all over the freshly pressed clothes this time.

She’s just a trainee, but she’s hoping to become a fully-qualified interrogator. So she’s taking great pains to do the best job she can. Giving them too.

Delusions of adequacy

…but fortunately I have the privilege of an occasional visit to a Significant Other to cure me of any such mistaken ideas.

A whip can concentrate the mind splendidly

Ooohhh…Errr. Ending 9734…Mistress! No, no! Sorry. That’s the old one. Errr 8642! Oh please Mistress, if I can only think for one minute….

Does anyone mind if I use the phrase 'whipped into shape'?

It’s called the ‘Fat disgusting pig’ programme, if you want to look it up.

Of course, your wife isn’t completely beyond telephone contact. But it’s not worth disturbing her over a little thing like yours…sorry, I mean a little thing like this.

Still, maybe she’ll stop hiding you in the cupboard when her boyfriend comes round, now.

The power and the glory

…of images of divine female authority. What this blog here, run by this boy here, is all about.

Femdom rests feet on captive male and does some useful work on the computer

And I understand Dell are bringing out a ‘slavetop’ range of computers, for the real power users.

Femdom wife makes the position on sex quite clear

I think that it’s important that men and women talk about things like this. He’s talked to her quite openly about his sexual frustrations, she’s told him quite openly he’s never having sex again. There we are – all done. Now that’s a marriage that will last. Because they talk, you see?

Dominatrix with tattooed men thinks they look a bit stupid

She’s incorrigible, though. There are three more waiting upstairs, as she has ambitious plans for a triptych. I suggested she should develop her drawing skills on paper first, but she just beat the crap out of me and chained me to the drainpipe for three weeks. Women, eh?

Femdom wife finds a good whipping works wonders

Curiously, Mike’s horoscope had said “Your wife will bind your arms and legs tightly together and whip your blindfolded naked body until you’re screaming for forgiveness.” Astrology – there’s more in it than you think.

Femdom refuses to discuss it until you are in a proper state of mind

It’s just that it’s best to be in the proper frame of mind for this sort of discussion. And face facts, you’re only really in that right frame of mind when you’ve just had a good hard beating. Am I right?