It’s Christmas! Get on with your chores!
|The divine Ms Haberman. Could you possibly want anything else for Christmas? Could you? Oh. Well, you can’t.|
|Not that “we” get much say in the matter.|
|OK, rather a bleak caption for Christmas I suppose… but remember – it’s Christmas for him, too. He just doesn’t know it.|
|You’ll have to apologise to your wife when you next see her, for suspecting her of such an evil plan. Maybe in sign language.|
|I have no idea who that is, but I hate him with a burning passionate envy that I can barely express. Ahem.|