Little things that make her laugh

…but enough about me.  Ha ha.

Actually – not enough about me.  I have a question, and as you readers are my favourite people I thought I’d ask you.  Does anyone know of a dungeon hire/ SM studio place in Paris?  You know – that hires out by the hour or so…  do let me know in the comments, if you do.

Mens Lib
I wouldn’t go if I were you.  She won’t still respect you in the morning, you know.  I mean, she doesn’t now.

Escape from femdom servitude - why?
Hmmm.  Could cut through the concrete block perhaps?  No, no, that wouldn’t work.  Gosh, I love puzzles, don’t you?

Old femdom photo
Ooooh!  A little too close for comfort there?  Hmmm?

Persmissive femdom
Consent.  No BSDSM relationship should be without it.

Sometimes I’m all excited, really close to an orgasm, you know, and then something happens and I just can’t come.  Did that ever happen to you?  Just last spring, for example, I was really close and then I forgot to iron her shirt and I couldn’t come for months.  The male orgasm…it’s really a mystery, isn’t it?.

11 thoughts on “Little things that make her laugh”

  1. Your stuff get better and better, Servitor 🙂 – the perfect mix of perversion and subversion.

    I don't know any dungeons in Paris, I'm afraid, but if you're ever in need in London then I can offer you the use of my understairs cupboard at a very competitive rate. It's dark, cramped, smelly, not a little damp and filled with all manner of strange apparatus.

  2. I love the piece you did on "men's Lib"!
    Such Sweet role reversal and power exchange.
    I know of at least one more like that on your site.
    I would love to explore this topic deeper.
    Do you have any more, or could you do some more?
    Please, please, pretty please?

  3. Thank you both

    Underling, your state-of-the-art SM Studio facility sounds quite remarkable. Those Berlin dominas had better look out for the competition

    Surrendered Husband (great name!), thank you for that. I would love to explore the topic more deeply too. But of course I can only write these things when the muse strikes me, or at least when she's got me tied over a bench and is flexing her cane in preparation… I'll do what I can

  4. I thought about it some and wrote up something that I hope will inspire your muse…

    Men’s Lib
    Society is an absolute gynarchy now and has been since anyone can remember. Well at least as far back as the elementary history lessons that boys are taught go.

    After their six years of school, the best looking, best behaved boys enter their lives of domestic service doing endless routines of cooking, cleaning, and serving women. The women of course live like the Queens that they are.

    Other boys who are not as good looking or behave badly are assigned to hard, dirty, menial jobs which shorten their life spans and insure that the ‘good boys’ will continue to ‘be good’ or they too could be ‘reassigned’.

    The best of the ‘good boys’ become male wives for rich and powerful women. While there, they live as her cook, maid, and sex toy for as long as she wants him. Divorce laws for cases filed by women are very liberal. Men are not allowed to file. The lucky men are treated as mindless, coquettish children. Others are treated as slaves and beaten into submission.

    Despite these conditions there does exist a minor underground or “Men’s Libbers” who make very basic human rights requests such as limits on punishments, more education, cleaner and safer working conditions.

    When women hear about men becoming ‘uppity’ and are starting to talk about equality between the sexes they usually laugh at them and their male foolishness.

    But when men are caught spewing this vile “Men’s Lib” poison they are severely punished. Only the prettiest and otherwise best behaved ones remain in their much coveted domestic roles. Other are sent to the fields or factories to be worked to death. First time offenders simply have their domestic chores schedule increased drastically to insure that they have no time to waste on such silly and pernicious thoughts.

    “Men’s Lib” is the one unforgivable sin. If it is allowed to fester the entire gynarchy could come tumbling down and the women know it. So it is belittled, and then punished harshly.
    Here are some scenarios that could hopefully add fuel to your muse:

  5. “Oh don’t tell me you are one of those silly “Men’s Libbers” now are you? You’re such a pretty boy! Where would you get such foolish ideas? Now be a dear and get me another drink. Oh and change into your new bedroom boy outfit. You know the one I just bought you silly!”

    “I found this “Men’s Lib” pamphlet in your dresser honey. I think you need a good sound spanking, corner time, and then I’m thinking about having you scrub my kitchen floor AND my bathroom floor every night for a month with a strap on mouth brush. Oh and I’m putting you in a single sleeve while you do it too! That should keep you from wasting MY time with this foolishness!”

    “A restriction put on how much a wife can paddle her husband? Preposterous! How will order in the home ever be maintained?”

    “Hey have you heard? The police just arrested a bunch of those “Men’s Lib” freaks! They were meeting without a permit. Yeah, as if they would EVER get one! They are all down in the public square in the stocks for 48 hours! Let’s go beat their asses RAW!!!”

    “I simply don’t understand any boy today wanting to take college prep classes when they should be focused on their Home Ec. Work! I mean what woman would want to marry some boy who wants to act strong and independent like a woman?!”

    “Oh No, Honey! I would never want to be one of those icky “Men’s Libbers”! I’m a traditional boy at heart! I just want to get married and keep a house for my Lady and raise her children for her!”

    “Oh that’s so sweet! Why don’t you go make me a sandwich and get me a beer while you are up? And hey why don’t you put on those cute tight spandex shorts I bought you. You know I love to see your package wrapped all pretty like that. That’s my boy…”
    “OK, Honey! Do you REALLY think they look pretty on me?”

    “Some of the girls are coming over later. Do you think you could have the washing and vacuuming done by then? We’re gonna watch the game and that noise is not something we should have to put up with. Oh and could you make us some snacks? You’re such a doll!”
    “Now how is that offensive? All I said was that you had a pretty little butt! Now don’t go getting all ‘huffy’ now. You know there are laws against “Men’s Lib” in this country! You didn’t think about that now did you? Well now that you’ve thought about it, why don’t you come over here and sit on my lap for a while Sugar? Oh and unbutton that shirt of yours. You know how I like to see you dress…”

    “Who could do their chores, keep fit, and dress nicely and still have time for that silly “Men’s Lib” stuff?”

    “You say I’m ‘Such a sexist’, that I am ‘So Bad’, well how come I make you so hard when I talk like this? That’s cause that is what boys like!”
    “Oh don’t talk like that! You are such a naughty woman!”

    “It’s a good thing you are so beautiful and so strong or no boy would want to go out with you, you sexist!”
    “I’ll show you what sexist is, Sugar Plum…”
    Followed by a forceful kiss where the boy melts in her arms.

    Imagine a car show now. Hundreds of girls and women attend mostly dressed in jeans and t-shirts. On stage and passing through the crowd are a few really well built guys wearing tight Speedos, latex go-go boots and satin sashes that say what beauty contest title they won to get here.

    The girls often pat the boys on the rump or brush their packages ‘by mistake’. “Oh excuse me!” The boys just blush and giggle.

    Hopefully you will like one or more of these themes…

    Surrendered hubby

  6. Thank you so much, Surrendered Husband. Wow! Those are wonderful.

    Would you mind if I reposted them above the line, so they're more likely to be seen by others?

    I will certainly now do my best. However, if you haven't been following Comtemplating the Divine from the beginning, you might like these magazine covers (link) . They look to me as if they must have come from the very future you describe. There's disgraceful "Men's lib" publication even among these, so the future isn't perfect. Not yet.

    It's nothing to do with me – I'm certainly no supporter of "male liberation" – but you might also like this external site:

  7. You are SO welcome Servitor!

    I only hoped they would be helpful as feedback.

    If other boys can see them and learn I would be honored.

    As a 'traditional boy' who only wants to serve and please his Lord and Mistress, I agree that this Men's Lib is an abomination to a properly run society.

    Only by exposing it can we help our ladies to eradicate it!

    Surrendered hubby

  8. I wonder if Mark ever managed to escape. I think he could squeeze his testicles through the opening, one at a time – they are very compressible, which I learned putting on and removing the base ring of a male chastity device. But it’s hotter to think he left one, or God forbid both, of his man glands behind in order to escape her trap.

    1. There’s a whole femdom version of the ‘locked room mystery’ detective genre, Mr A, in which males chained up by the testicles escape in mysterious ways. Sadly, I’m not talented enough to write any, so I think we’d better assume that Mark is still there. It’s only been [checks date on post] erm…. 12 years.

      Best wishes


      1. In that case, perhaps someone had ought to cut Mark’s bollocks off and put an end to this nonsense.

        1. Cutting the Gordian Knot, so to speak, Mr A? Quick, decisive action. Not Mark’s own style – he tends to dither faced with an uncomfortable choice – but I’m sure someone can help put some steel into him.

          Best wishes


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