Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Thank goodness (and her) for that. |
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| I’ve always thought it odd that I am both her object and her subject. |
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| When she talks of the ‘place’ that’ll do it, just think of a gleaming, modern medical facility, OK? Not a dirty garage filled with rusty tools. It’ll be easier that way. |
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| Thank goodness for the invention of electricity – it’s a great way to save labour, or induce it depending on who’s holding the zapper. |
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| One day your luck might run out. |
So sign your ‘x’ on the line.
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| Oddly, I can’t think of anything else. Erm…. |
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| Oh, you can wait, surely? So selfish… |
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| Males often don’t listen properly to women. The best thing, I find, when discussing something important, is to concentrate 100% on listening, not speaking. That way, there’s less danger of a painful misunderstanding. |
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| Accessorise! |
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| I wouldn’t say ‘peaked’ exactly. It continued to rise for a bit, then fell off a cliff, so to speak. |
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| Christmas Special tomorrow on Contemplating the Divine! What’s special about it? Oh, well – the captions are all about Christmas! Like this one, y’know… not that special, I suppose. But then who among us is, apart from the ladies obviously? |
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| Thank goodness for that. Well… thank Mistress Magda, anyway. |
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| Tom’s looking forward to their feedback. |
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| Or a card game. ‘Pairs’ springs to mind, for instance. |
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| It’s good when people feel they can share about their private life with co-workers. |
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| Don’t worry – he’s not as bad at it. Just bad. |
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| She is technically a sex worker but then what you are doing is not technically sex, so I think it’s really up to her. |
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| You could try giving her just a little trouble. Just to test that wrist action. |
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| Yeah, it’s not a sexual thing for him. Or for you, as you’ll discover. |
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| I had a very sheltered upbringing – so much so that I was still a virgin when my second wife divorced me. |
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| Obviously. |
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| Like many guys, I walk around fully conscious of the big swinging padlock between my legs. |
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| It’s actually a very environmentally-friendly way of disposing of old shoes. |
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| Oh, all right then. Let’s be daring, for a change. |
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| It must be weird being vanilla – you do a sexy maid scene and hardly any floor actually gets scrubbed. I’m not sure I could cope with that kind of unrealistic fantasy. |
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| OWK’s safety record overall was only middling, but that average conceals an important disparity between male and female injuries, the latter being thankfully rare, the former equally thankfully daily. |
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| That seems very fair. In the early days of our marriage my SO would occasionally let me vote on things, although of course she had the tiebreaking vote in case of a 1-1 outcome. It made me feel empowered and valued, which is presumably why she stopped doing it. |
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| No mother-in-law jokes, please – she has many sterling qualities (firmness, willpower, attention to detail) but unfortunately ‘a sense of humour’ is not one of them. |
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| Fortunately, there are plenty of male disciplinary jobs in the new Matriarchy for former sex-workers – oddly enough, it’s the vanilla ones who’ve been most enthusiastic about it. |
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| Don’t worry: Mistress won’t let her hurt you without good cause. |
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| And if you did mind, it really wouldn’t matter. |
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| People talk a lot about objectification, but really there’s nothing wrong with getting off on the sight of a lovely pair of eyes going all red and tearful as the soap gets rubbed in. |
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| If it’s hurting it’s working. |
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| Shhh! |
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| ‘Ignoring it’ is something that happens a lot so maybe sterner measures are needed. |
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| She’ll be having enough orgasms for both of you – it’s her generous nature. |
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| Fine, but I’m not putting his condom on for him this time. I have my pride. |
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| Don’t worry – the guys might think you look silly at first, but I’m sure they’ll be impressed when you go into your dance routine. |
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| For a while my orgasm day was 29 February, but ‘we’ decided to stop all that, as it was getting a bit repetitive and predictable. |
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| Women and knots, eh? Bless ’em. |
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| Which is a bit unfair if you have a fetish for being humiliatingly searched by ladies in positions of authority. Oh well, at least she’s not wearing her uniform, so there’s a chance. |
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| Damn. Maybe she gets more practice than you do… but then life doesn’t always have to be fair. |
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| Bad in a good way, I hope. And good in a bad one. |
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| I think it’s great when wives respect their husbands enough to want to talk things through and hear their opinions, before taking important decisions. |
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| They say being able to make women laugh is a great gift. |
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| That’s another admirable characteristic in a partner: not being afraid to tackle the really painful stuff in the relationship. |
