Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
This wonderful lady certainly has one. Thank You, my Lady.
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| ‘Dainty’. Isn’t that a nice word? All dainty down there. And kinda cute. |
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| Oh – and for the orgasm shots they use a body double. |
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| Fortunately, all my girlfriends assured me that I never suffered too much from that particular complaint. |
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| Are you going to let her order you about like that? Are you? Well? |
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| Funny, that, because it always tastes exactly like soap. |
I usually find I do.
On with the captioned images of printed circuits. Sorry, I mean female domination. Long day.
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| And there he was thinking he’d got off lightly for once. Good thing Linda came home. |
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| It’s nice when something you thought was finished gives you just a little bit extra like that. |
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| But you have to pay her €500 first. |
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| I think this is one of those times when it’s just up to you to decide how to take it, you know? On the one hand you could get angry – let’s face it, it was a pretty mean trick. But on the other, you could just be pathetically grateful that they noticed your miserable existence at all, couldn’t you? |
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| Actually, to be entirely accurate, you won’t be able to leave one small corner of the basement. |
…but enough about me. Ha ha.
Actually – not enough about me. I have a question, and as you readers are my favourite people I thought I’d ask you. Does anyone know of a dungeon hire/ SM studio place in Paris? You know – that hires out by the hour or so… do let me know in the comments, if you do.
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| I wouldn’t go if I were you. She won’t still respect you in the morning, you know. I mean, she doesn’t now. |
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| Hmmm. Could cut through the concrete block perhaps? No, no, that wouldn’t work. Gosh, I love puzzles, don’t you? |
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| Ooooh! A little too close for comfort there? Hmmm? |
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| Consent. No BSDSM relationship should be without it. |
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| Sometimes I’m all excited, really close to an orgasm, you know, and then something happens and I just can’t come. Did that ever happen to you? Just last spring, for example, I was really close and then I forgot to iron her shirt and I couldn’t come for months. The male orgasm…it’s really a mystery, isn’t it?. |
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| Hurry up, she wants you suspended and well flogged before going out – and the dinner reservation is for eight! |
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| Dave season starts today! Actually, that’s not true. Every day is Dave season. |
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| Just try to empathise. Men aren’t very good at it, but women know that and often make a particular effort to make their feelings known. |
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| He can’t tell Coke from Pepsi, but he can tell Paolo from Antonio. |
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| Oh well, never mind. You’d probably have been rubbish at it anyway. |
Always better to get someone else to do it for you, either a professional or an enthusiastic amateur. That way you’ll get a proper job done.
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| Don’t worry about the bruises. Most clients like them. |
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| It’s not your fault. I’m sure she won’t be taking it out on you. |
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| I usually find that a short discussion is enough, but often she wants to go into things at much greater length. |
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| Don’t worry – most men experience depression post-castration. But do you know what? No one gives a shit. So that’s OK. |
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| That reminds me, one of my girlfriends used to have a pet name for me: cockroach. |
Now that seems like an excellent objective in life. On with the captioned images (of female domination).
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| Highly skilled people are the banking industry’s greatest assets, so it’s reasonable when times are hard to sell a few of them off. |
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| What a kind offer. And they you were thinking that Emma and Laura were man-hating lesbian feminists. Just goes to show, you can never tell who will be the one to step forward with help. |
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| Never mind. There are only 24 hours in a Thursday, just the same as the other days of the week. |
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| A femdom fantasy in a femdom reality. How about that? |
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| I don’t know why I’ve included this one. Nothing femdom about it. Is there? |
Feral males can be such a nuisance, especially in urban areas, don’t you think? These ladies could sort all that out.
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| The ladies in the picture do actually seem to be carrying This is the Chilean army according to the divine Ms Ayesha, so there we are. Chile. Long and thin. Very much so. I’ll admit I don’t know much else about Chile… but I know what I like. |
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| If he only realised it, the triple whipping he gets occasionally is for his wedding anniversary. But men – they always forget, don’t they? |
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| I think it’s a bit cruel. It’s not as if most men have that many brain cells to begin with. |
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| Of course, she doesn’t use spurs and riding whip. Not on a pony. |
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| Easy for her to say. She didn’t have to spend the night sleeping in the hotel corridor. |
Yes please. Those.
These too:
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| The leash is invisible, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t one there. |
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| Rather a thoughtless gift, as she can’t drive, don’t you think? I expect he’ll be punished for that. When she can be bothered. |
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| Pain-killers don’t work, anyway. I was taking some, for a minor condition, but when I went to visit my Significant Other the nipple clamps still hurt like hell. I’m thinking of complaining to the Adertising Standards Authority. |
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| Yes, being caged up for that long is pretty scary. But not as scary as Lucy. |
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| That would be really helpful, actually. I find that almost every day, there are some moments when I catch myself not thinking about Anne. Of course, it doesn’t happen often, but it’s still a bit worrying. |
The title based of course on the splendid in concept (but disappointing in realisation – just ask a frustated 13 year old desperately looking for femdom material in the early 1980s) nineteenth century novel She, by H Rider Haggard. There’s actually a sequel too, called Ayesha (although I always thought it ought to have been called She’s Back), which puts me in mind of a remarkable lady with a more serious and worthy blog than this one. She has introduced me and others to the concept of “saudade“, which makes me think that I am perhaps spiritually Galician-Portuguese.
Anyway, this isn’t getting those captioned images of female domination onto your screens and into your brains, so we’d better get on with it.
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| Or don’t keep calm. That bit’s up to you. |
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| I think she’ll come to appreciate the gift in time. Young love is all very well, but experienced wives know the value of a good leather whip. |
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| If you’re considering asking for a refund, do bear in mind that she is still holding the whip. |
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| I don’t know why some men pay for public humiliation. It’s easy enough to get it for free, I find. |
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| She genuinely doesn’t want to drown him. There was such a fuss about the last one, after all. |
Someone else’s, I mean. Maybe one of these ladies might oblige?
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| I’m sure Katie won’t mind. She’s very easygoing. |
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| Isn’t that a wonderful expression? Almost takes your mind off the – ooh! -spikes… |
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| Just about everywhere, eventually. But starting off with the pain quite concentrated, in a few sensitive spots, I expect. |
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| I love this one. |
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| Or she might just tell you to swallow. We’ll see. |