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BBWs go well with SIMs – scrawny, insignificant males. |
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Andy wasn’t very likeable but Janet very much enjoyed his company, towards the end. |
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A well-equipped playroom, I see. |
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Kitten likes to keep the conversation focused on things that are important. |
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She was beside herself with worry, the poor thing. Nothing to worry about now… for her to worry about, I mean. |
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It might add to it, if anything. But it’s nice when it finishes – or when the weals heal, a week or so later, depending on the severity. |
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Oh dear, that wasn’t a very tactful thing to say. She’s not an unkind person, you understand; it’s just never occurred to her not to despise you. |
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If Kitten can’t have nice things, why should you have nice things? |
For those of you who might have sleepless nights worrying about Kitten not being as happy as she deserves to be, all the time, I am delighted to share the following picture:
Isn’t that lovely? Doesn’t it make the world a better place? You can think of it every time you pay off the monthly installments of the loan – ten years, wasn’t it? Lots of time to think of Kitten’s happy smile. And she decided to keep the black one, too, for when she’s just not in a red car mood.
Now… Kitten has some ideas for other things she’d like to have. Get a notebook: you can make a list.
*** UPDATED***
Kitten saw this and would just like you to know that she has always liked yellow best of all the colours.
Come on now, don’t be mean…
(but the song is actually about a car)
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Don’t worry, it’s still quite fresh. |
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You don’t want Kitten to get cross again. Kitten has very sharp claws. |
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Oh well. Arguably ‘lightening the mood’ isn’t really appropriate at the start of a strict disciplinary session anyway. Better just get on with it. |
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She could try telling him it’s kinder this way, but that wouldn’t really be true. |
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No, not ‘talking it through’. I mean, she does still intend to talk it all through. But only after putting her brilliant idea into practice, when he’s in a more receptive mood. |