Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| She’s got a very playful personality. |
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| This blog does like to feature male doms and sadists from time to time, in the interests of balance. |
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| Oh not the legs as well! |
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| When ‘the mess’ has been tidied up I’m going to be launching a formal complaint. Think she’s in trouble now? Just wait. |
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| Don’t tell her that Mistress Hilda’s new boy has been branded with her initials… you’d never hear the end of it. |
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| Fortunately, the best man’s speech wasn’t as embarassing as these things sometimes are. I guess it’s hard to give a funny speech, when the bride’s sucking you off. |
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| My wife likes to try adventurous sex, in all sorts of different public places. It’s pretty exciting for me, too, when she comes home to tell me all about it. |
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| Well, looks like you won’t be the only man on the gender studies course! |
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| She’s really good at ‘bitter, revengeful ex-girlfriend’ scenes too. But she does charge extra. |
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| I think that’s quite an important point. I mean, just because she tortures unwilling victims to death, that doesn’t mean that’s the only thing you can say about her, you know? She’s a complete human being into lots of different stuff – don’t judge her, OK? |
OK, deep breath. Now, I suspect that for 98% or so of you this warning and disclaimer is not necessary but the Internet is a big place and most of the readers here are male, so the average IQ isn’t so high… and I do just occasionally worry that someone might misinterpret (or, in true Internet outrage style, get offended on behalf of someone else who might misinterpret etc etc etc) what is posted here.
So… just to be clear, this blog is basically intended to be funny in a slightly surreeal manner as well as sexy, even if it often fails to be either. Got it? It is not intended to be realistic or a guide to safe BDSM play. Or complicated ropework or the politics of BDSM, just like the disclaimers say, OK?
If this information is in any way new to you… if you’ve previously taken the posts here to be an accurate depiction of aspects of the BDSM scene, then I’d suggest the following. Firstly, don’t read the captions below. Secondly, contact a domme, book a session. In my experience They are all really, really nice and understanding, OK? Nothing to worry about. You’ll have a great time. Anyway, tell Her you’d like a humiliation session, maybe school-based, in which She berates you for being such a dumb idiot, calls you a moron, all that kind of thing, OK? Mistress and very stupid slave play, basically. Because – and it’s just a guess here – I think you’d be really, really good at that.
Rest of you still here? Jolly good. It’s a themed post today – read them in order.
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| There are a few other differences: for example, they use shorter words and less complicated concepts in the male stream, for obvious reasons. |
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| I already wanted to be laundry boy. Very, very much. |
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| I’ve heard she’s a bit of a sweetie in real life. Torture is just a job for her, you know? She’s awfully good at it, though. |
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| No… no. I think that’s all very reassuring. |
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| Oh, I don’t know. I think I’d quite like to be at least a little bit late. |
I’m not claiming the link is really on topic but (a) I like Simon Pegg (b) I like Sally Phillips too – rather a lot (c) she does say that and she topples him too… After that, it’s less interesting.
Meanwhile, more of this:
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| She’s right. You can have a lot more sex in a chastity belt than without one, oddly enough, especially if you’re taken to the right clubs. |
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| Of course Suzie won’t mind at all, but it’s kind of her to ask. Consent – it’s the foundation of BDSM. |
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| I must say, I find all these lovers’ pet names a bit embarassing, don’t you? Goodness, if I were Brad I’d be cringing with humiliation right now. |
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| I mean, obviously, the two of you can always use a gag when you play, but I’ve always thought that really spoils the sensation for the woman. A muffled ‘mmmpph’ can be cute enough, but sometimes what she really needs is a good, sustained session of agonised, terrified screaming. Yum. |
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| Actually, he is still experiencing a paid-for abduction fantasy. Only difference being: it’s hers. |
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| Oh, just go with it. You enjoy sexy abbatoir play, she enjoys bacon sandwiches. You’re very compatible. |
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| Don’t worry. She respects the hard limits imposed by the Geneva Convention. No hollow-nosed bullets, just a good clean round through the forehead if you get the password wrong. |
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| Poor thing. She obviously misses him terribly. |
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| Yes, I could use a muscle relaxant. I’m feeling strangely tense about this – which is silly, because there’s really nothing that can go wrong with a tonsils operation. |
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| Love that biker chic. He’s a switch – prefers to top, but confident enough to play the strong and silent sub on the bottom, you know? Goes by the name of Master Marcus when he’s domming. He’s also bisexual, or he soon will be, anyway. |
See? Told you that in the future, boots would stamp down on male faces forever. Or was that George Orwell? Anyway, I have pictures to prove it.
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| It might get a bit smelly in there, that’s the only thing. But don’t worry: they’ll hose the crate down before you’re introduced to your new owners. |
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| Wife and mother… it’s like two jobs rolled into one. |
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| Don’t worry, they’ll make sure you get all the way to the top. |
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| Looks pretty clean already to me. You don’t suppose she’s not a real biker by any chance, do you? |
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| Ah, Mistress Eleise. Even dressed in her daily work clothes like this, she’s stunning. |
And it shines like destruction.
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| Sometimes without even noticing they exist. |
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| The previews of the show are incredibly positive. “Massively talented”, “Genius”, “Art’s new guru”. She’s certainly done something to impress the critics. |
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| As I’ve mentioned before, I think men with an interest in maledom could learn a lot from a dominant woman with the right approach. |
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| Tsk. That’s no comfort. They’re usually so interested in each other, they might forget about me for days at a time. |
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| I suppose the neck belt might interest someone. And the very clean decor. |
Oh dear. Just when it looked as if a nice, safe maternal future was in store for us, my SO took delivery of ten boxes full of these horrible posters yesterday.
And she seems to be going off at all hours for meetings with those scary new friends of hers. Whatever can it all mean?
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| Ah… the abusive dommie-psycho-mommie scene. Part of every domme’s standard repertoire. And all you need to get started are some wire coathangers. |
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| The previous guy found the smell a bit pungent too. In fact, he said it made him vomit, it was so bad. But I’m sure he was exaggerating. |
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| Everyone knows women all love sitting around having their boots cleaned and then smeared with semen. It’s amazing dommes get away with charging their clients so much to let them do it, really. |
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| Hee hee. I’ve actually let it drain to 90% but I’m going to tell her it’s fully charged, because 90% is still a green light! Pretty sneaky, huh? That’s at least 25 minutes less screaming in agony. Guess I’ll show her! |
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| It won’t matter to anyone who matters, anyway. |