Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Yes, to celebrate the most depressing public holiday the UK has – the end of what is often with atypical British overstatement referred to as ‘the summer’ – here are more reminiscences from a better-run although oddly misnamed ‘kingdom’.
More OWK ladies reminiscing about the good old days, in other words.
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| I’d offer to get rid of it myself but someone seems accidentally to have secured my wrists to the sides of the bed, here. I’ll have to have a word about that. |
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| She’ll get the hang of it. |
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| One of the riskier fetishes is ‘very pissed-off dominatrix’. |
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| The depressing thing is, as it’s a vanilla porn movie. your being beaten up isn’t even really central to the main action. Try femdom: at least there, the beatings you receive are part of the sexy bit rather than filler. |
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| I’ll just have another nonesome, then. Maybe two. |
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| Desires are OK. You’re welcome to have desires. But they’re not needs. |
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| I don’t feel very masculine. But then I never do. |
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| OK, better humour her. I hope she does actually know the way, though – there’s nothing worse than asking someone on the street for directions, and you get into a conversation and it turns out they don’t really know. |
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| She’s right, but even the saddest, loneliest life can be lit up by Joy. |
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| Actually, she’s wrong about that – you don’t need to learn to control yourself, not now she’s around. |
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| Many subs don’t realise how much work a good domme will put into preparing for a session. Here, the lovely Lady Jana went to all of the trouble of looking up the translation of an obscure English word – just to make sure his experience was exactly as he had specified – and all he could do afterwards was moan about it. Well, I think it was that he was moaning about, anyway. |
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| Another ungrateful subbie. Seems to be something of a theme today. I mean, quite apart from the sexual gratification he is getting, the value of all that learning is quite literally incalculable. |
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| Now this one at least appears to have the right attitude: asking nicely, saying please and thank you. And he has his reward, see? |
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| Don’t worry if you find it difficult at first: the game of ‘fetch’ might appear simple, but it has hidden complexities. I’ve been playing it together with my SO almost every Sunday afternoon for years now, and I still often get it wrong – as she can readily confirm. |
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| Which is odd, because from my own personal experience (again – and I don’t want to over-generalise, so let me emphasise this is just me): in my own relationship, ‘No’ is about the most reckless and unsafe word it is possible for me to say. |
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| Actually, I find it works rather badly and her boots need extensive cleaning afterwards. Luckily. |
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| Pro-domination is such a difficult business – I am frequently in awe at the skill and grace with which dommes carry off the ‘pretending not to despise me’ bit post-session. |
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| Should be a Rule 18 but I’ve been overdoing those posts lately. |
I suspect her client would enjoy these illustrations by that genius Sardax, the beauty of which is enhanced by the gracious presence of the lovely, wonderful Alice Malice of London.
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| Worth a try. You might even enjoy it but let’s hope not. |
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| That’s going to cause some funny looks in the office – after all, ‘Bring your gimp to work day’ isn’t for another three months. |
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| It’s easy to tell when someone’s smiling, even behind a medical mask. |
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| Original sins, so to speak. Ho de ho. |
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| Now here’s a lady with an original approach to BDSM. It might seem surprising that a bee-keeping outfit can actually be more scary than the traditional leather uniforms, but believe me: once you’ve experienced that kind of play, you’ll agree that it is. |
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| She got accustomed to having her own way when they were all encouraged to stay in character on-set and she’s never really readjusted to the real world. Probably best to humour her. Her entourage do: that’s why they got you. |
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| Like many guys I vividly remember the very first time I totally failed to have sex with a girl. She was rather sweet about it, actually, which in retrospect is a shame, as if she’d humiliated and mocked me, I might have got excited and been able to rise to the situation. Oh well… it was very special, anyway. |
You’ll just have to imagine the headline, because this is something like the 30th ‘turning points‘ post and I’m afraid I’m all out of ideas.
They do say honesty is the basis of every successful romantic relationship – but brutality has its place too.
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| Don’t worry – she has lots of equipment and techniques to help manage the pain. |
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| They do say small ones have more pain receptors per square millimetre, which is actually quite a turn-on for a lot of ladies. |
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| He’s the foundation of the building just behind her, by coincidence. |
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| Time for the evil – sorry, what? I can’t say that word! |
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| OK, well if the other two are totally straight I guess they won’t need licking clean, for a change, so that’s a bonus. |
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| Freud once said a cigar is sometimes just a cigar. Similarly, bath brushes can be used for scrubbing backs, hairbrushes for brushing hair, anal hooks for, erm… well, anyway, the point is: not everything’s BDSM, all the time, you know? Sadly. |
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| Don’t worry – the course of justice is not being perverted. His Lordship was probably going to cut the trial short anyway, as he has so much homework to do. |
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| You might as well consent: it’s going to happen anyway, so why not make it all nice and legal? Well… it probably won’t be ‘nice’ as such, but you know what I mean. |
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| Acting the part here, entirely out of character, is the wonderful Miss Amy Hunter, who once spent a couple of hours giving Servitor a very hard time with a tawse, then made it all all right again with a lovely hug. |
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| Can’t be too careful. The nice thing about having spares, is that she doesn’t have to go easy. |
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| You’ll find her arguments compelling, I guarantee it. |
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| I know that some subs who are subject to strict speech rules rather resent them, but personally I really can’t complain. |
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| That Clause 17(b) is a tricky one, particularly as it is written in an obscure regional dialect of Czech. But it’s very useful. |
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| And if you want something to take your mind off the pain, try letting yourself be overwhelmed by the frustration of a lifetime in chastity. See – it’s a kind of virtuous circle. |
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| Or higher. Whatever. |
