Begging on the streets

Street begging?  Eh?  I’m opposed to it.  I just think it’s unecessary, and disturbs people going about their daily business.

But she insists on it, so of course who am I to argue?

SPH lady is precise
Actually, I prefer to use centimetres.  Or even milimetres.
 
 

Farmyard femdom oh my
I wonder what the prize is, if he gets them right?
 
 

Female led discussion
Then again, maybe we don’t have to discuss it right now…. We do?  Oh.  OK.
 
 
 
Slave furniture
Actually, the back of the laptop adjusts.  But her way’s good.
 
 

Bad news femdom snuff oh dear
I wonder what it can be?
 

Despised and rejected by women

…whenever I get the chance, but usually I have to pay for the privilege.  Ah well.

Mistress Eleise blonde joke
I like a domme with a sense of humour.  But actually, I’ve always been able to make girls laugh.  I remember my very first date – in school the next day, she and all her friends giggled whenever they saw me.  Just a knack.
 I try to identify and pay hommage to featured pro-dommes here, after downloading, lusting after and defacing their pictures.  But does anyone not know this is Mistress Eleise de Lacey already?  I mean, really?  Come on guys – do try to pay attention.
 
 

Superglue femdom
Dommes: don’t try this at home.  You can chip off the paintwork.  Do it at his place, instead.
 
 
 

More pig-sticking
Good luck, George.



Annabels will
I’ll bet she does.
This lady – Lady Annabelle – doesn’t feature here quite as much as Ms de Lacey.  But she’s very lovely too (and has a wonderful voice) and you can find more pics and video of her here, you lucky little perverts.
 
 
 
Castration fetish
Well, I think it’s disgusting.  Reading a squalid little porno blog like that.  Yuk.


Evil women doing horrible things to men

(I read somewhere that blog posts should have clear, factual titles to attract traffic.  And what could be more attractive than that title?)

Not that it really matters how he reacts, once the padlock’s on.
 

 

It’s often the simple things we men find most difficult.
 

 

Hmmm.  “If you didn’t want X, you shouldn’t have Y”.  Can’t think where I read that before, Servitor.
 

 

 
Well, I think it’s sweet.  In a slightly psychotic kind of way.

 



Yup.  Crying’s good.  Also screaming in frustration.  It all helps pass the time.  Actually, the chap pictured behind her there just squats down all day, gently rocking backwards and forwards and moaning in a steady rhythm.  Hey – it gets him through the day, you know?



Relationship management

I don’t really have much of a managerial role in our relationship, actually, so I don’t know too much about that.  This is what I know about:

Female led silence
It’s not easy being newlyweds – so many things to learn about how to live together.  Thank goodness for whips, eh?

Oh – and for some tips about marriage?  Try Servitor’s seven secrets series.  You’ll never see marriage in the same way again.
 
 

Punctured lung femdom - yummy!
No indeed.  He’s only got one left, and he’d hate to lose it.
 
 

Unsafe sex
Now I want you to know that Mistress Eleise, who features so beautifully in this image, would never really use a coathanger as a sound.  Not unless it was strictly necessary, anyway.
 
 

Tattoos and beating
Why do I imagine that what they decide to do about it will also involve beating…?
 
 

Rubber nurse fun
It’s actually quite hard doing open-heart surgery when you’re having an orgasm.  Fortunately, it’s only a man they’re operating on.

Intersectionality

That’s today’s new word!  (And it begins with ‘i’!).

Apparently, ‘intersectionality’ refers to multiple overlapping systems of domination and oppression, and can be best described through a ‘matrix of domination’!  Sounds like fun, huh?

I’m going to get me on one of them gender studies courses, right away.  I could enter this blog as my thesis… although I expect some narrow-minded academic would probably consider it to be politically incorrect.

Oh well.  Let’s have some pictures of sexy young women posing for the camera and holding fetish objects in a threatening way, shall we?  Nothing politically incorrect there.

 

Actually, I think you’re on precisely the right side of the river. Why would you want to go anywhere else?

 

 
Actually, it’s simpler than that.  He hasn’t left the aircraft – and he won’t.
 

 


If you can’t keep twenty-eight simple vows, then what on earth are you doing getting married, hmmm?

 

Sometimes it’s worth all the screaming and begging for mercy just to have made the point of priciple though, isn’t it?  Isn’t it?

 

 
Oh, I have no problem with authority at all.  Not when it looks like Mistress Eleise de Lacey.


She has a new website, you know.  Hooray!  It’s because she’s moved to Canada.  Nooooooo!  Western Canada!  Aaaaaargh!  Vancouver.  I don’t even know where Vancouver is!  But it’s far.

She only does it to be cruel

…because she knows it teases.

Sexually inadequate feelings! height=
Nice to know she still respects you for what you are.
 

Pop into the castration clinic why not
Oh…not the garden centre.  I hate garden centres.

 
Femdom soldier yum
Great.  You can show off that little dance routine you were practicing with Mike and Gerald before the invasion.  Shame about what happened to them… still, never mind.
 

Blackmailing femdom fun
It does seem a little unfair, on those of us that would like to be in that position.
 This is, of course, the glorious Goddess Heather.  She shouted at me once, you know.  At Club Pedestal.  I might have mentioned this before.  And I didn’t even have to pay her.  Aaaaah.



Snuff and nonsense
Sometimes you just have to take time for yourself.  Don’t let anything rush you.

The ecstasy and the agony

But by ‘ecstasy’ I mean extremes of pleasure, OK?  This blog does not do drugs.  Nothing here but good wholesome stuff like torture, castration, toilet slavery and forced bisexual blowjobs.

And not all at the same time, obviously.  That would be ridiculous.

Sidonia morning
Oh dear.  Still, it’s only 24 hours, isn’t it?  How bad could it be?

Is there anyone out there (apart from weird vanilla or male-dom types) who does not recognise Mistress Sidonia von Bork?  Wonderful name, wonderful lady.
 
 

Professionally strict
Realism in session – it can be over-rated, you know.

 
 
Cattle prod femdom - again
Nice tits.  Nice cattle prod.  Can’t have one without the other.
 
 

He should go down on her knees to her.  Like he did when he proposed.  Or whenever he needs to use the bank card.

 
 
Yeah…well, that’s actually true.

I yam what I yam

… and I thought what I yam was a beta male, but apparently not.  It turns out, I am an omega male:

Omega animals are subordinate to all others in the community, and are expected by others in the group to remain submissive to everyone. Omega animals may also be used as communal scapegoats or outlets for frustration, or given the lowest priority when distributing food.
 

Ah, let me be her outlet for frustration…

Yes, Ma’am.
 

Not a beta – you see?
 


Actually,  good rough sander will have much the same effect – and it would be a lot cheaper.  Fun, too.
 

Chaste little hubbie
I’m sure she’ll think of something.
 

There’s always a bit left over.

You captured my heart, and now that I’m no longer free

…make love to me (in stereo!).

Even cowgirls
So hard to choose…
 
 

If I knew you were coming
That’s a relief.  I was feeling a bit unmotivated there, for a moment.  But I expect the whip will sort that out.
 
 

Errand cuckold
How humiliating it is… not to have enough of your own money to buy condoms for your wife’s date!  Sigh.  Better fetch the purse.
 
 

Personal history embarassment
Nothing to worry about at all.  I’m sure they handle all sorts of different online payments.
 
 

Denial again
Grr,  She had a headache last month, too.  I’m beginning to think she might be faking it.

Some of them want to abuse you

and the rest don’t really, but they’ll probably have a go if there’s nothing else to do.

Anyway, you need to go to bed early so you can get up in time to do all your chores, right?

If you survive the mixing process, you’ll be encased in concrete forever.  What’s not to like?

Just routine.  Nothing to worry about.

Actually, I had a similar experience a year or so ago.  My doctor put me on a course of pain-killers, just before I was due to visit my Significant Other.  A bit pointless, really.

It’s partly that he doesn’t see new people very often, of course.