She’s the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World
Yes you could say she was attractively built.
(Pictures are unrelated. I just like the song and the idea of linking it to femdom.)
|Yes, do try. Fortunately, I had a bit of an off day when writing these captions, so there are no sexy thoughts here. Carry on – it’s perfectly safe.|
|Of course, you can refuse if you like. But then she’ll stay cross. That’s really not good news.|
|Hmmm. Well, I’ll try anything once, you know?|
|Errr… two and a half? Two and three-quarters… thr… three?|
|Actually, this isn’t one of mine. It just arrived in my email inbox. I thought I’d share it.|