![]() |
| Fool.. or genius? |
![]() |
| Oh, OK. As long as she’s thought it through. |
![]() |
| OK, but let’s hope there’s more pocket money this time around. |
![]() |
| Very special. |
![]() |
| She’d obviously misunderstood the situation. Poor thing. |
![]() |
| One day you’ll laugh about it. Everyone else does, after all. |
![]() |
| Mmm… that does sound humiliating! |
![]() |
| Actually, he’s lucky. The bricks are little bit irregular. If it wasn’t for that to engage his interest…well, he’d have had a pretty boring time of it over the years, I can tell you. |
![]() |
| She’s trying to make this work – why aren’t you? |
![]() |
| Actually, you can make a fuss if you want. It doesn’t really matter. |
So, this is… oh I don’t know video diary number eleventy nine or something. But I checked the calendar and it’s exactly 11 months you’ve been in confinement! Pretty cool, huh? Nearly a year already!
Do you like my leather outfit? Huh? Does it still make your cock try to swell up, in its little tube? Or has it given up trying? I’ll never know or care, I guess. I’m going clubbing again so I thought I’d put on something special.
Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.
Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh – and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).
****ing Google.
![]() |
| Don’t worry. You don’t have to do anything she doesn’t want you to do. In fact, you mustn’t. |
![]() |
| Who says men are useless, eh? |
![]() |
| I expect you’ll manage well enough without. |
![]() |
| It’s bound to be a bit painful at first. But you’ll get used to it. |
![]() |
| I’ve always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it. |
![]() |
| When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does – he usually stops by that department just before lunch |
![]() |
| Something to look forward to. |
![]() |
| That’s good of her. |
![]() |
| Another thing to tick off her bucket list. |
![]() |
| I just love that “we agreed”, don’t you? |
![]() |
| It’s working if it’s hurting. |
![]() |
| Oh, it’ll be fine. What could go wrong? |
![]() |
| Sometimes being humiliated is not the most humiliating thing.. |
![]() |
| To be fair, it’s been a while since she had a really good orgasm. So, y’know, she’s owed. |
Please help me in my agony, dear Jane, dear Jane, dear Jane.
![]() |
| Actually, you only booked an hour and half. So that’s an extra half hour free! Guess you won that one, huh? |
![]() |
| Not at all. As a matter of fact, I’m going to beg for it. |
![]() |
| Ymmmnneh Mnnntrrrcch! |
![]() |
| If you can’t choose, just take a few. She’ll choose. Or maybe she won’t. |
![]() |
| I’m sure when Suzie comes, this whole silly misunderstanding will quickly be resolved. |
![]() |
| A problem shared… |
![]() |
| She’s just helping you put it in context. Don’t forget to be grateful. |
![]() |
| Worth it all for that one night of passion, though, huh? Huh? |
![]() |
| Best just to be passive and forget the aggression. |
This is the lovely Gigi Allens from ClareSpanksMen and many other places. More about her – mostly made up, but illustrated with lots of pictures – here.
![]() |
| Maybe. |
Regular “readers” will know that my musical tastes rarely extend beyond about 1988. But I am prepared to make an exception for Mistress Swift.
On with the rest of it… femdom captions, dominatrices, chastity, all those words that get search engines so excited, you know?
![]() |
| Oh no, not again. |
![]() |
| You could try calling her tomorrow. “Hi! It’s William from last night. That’s right, the one with the small penis. Listen, I was wondering…” |
![]() |
| NO! Not the comfy chair! |
![]() |
| Well… I hope someone’s asked Andy if he’s OK sharing his cucky closet, that’s all. Some men can be a bit funny about that sort of thing – it’s their own special place, you know? |
![]() |
| …and then if that gets too much, the electric shocks will take your mind off the pain from the welts. |
You know, I read somewhere that many men spend their whole lives in the closet. I think that’s horrible – a tragic waste. I’m glad to say that I’ve never been put in there for more than five hours at a stretch. Just lucky, I guess.
Shall we have some captioned images of female domination now? You up for that? Great.
![]() |
| The first twenty years are the worst, I’ve heard. |
![]() |
| Cruella, from many many years ago. But still one of the best photo sets ever. The accompanying story was even about castration, you know. Happy days, for the adolescent Servitor. |
![]() |
| The problem is, these sorts of prejudice just seem to be inherent in the male sex. In fact, that’s one of the reasons she’ll be removing it. |
![]() |
| She’s right, you know. Women are, you see. |
![]() |
| Burble…gibber incoherently…sigh… |
It’s so good for me…
![]() |
| I think the correct answer is “No, Mistress” |
![]() |
| Oh, I don’t know. Looks to me like it turned out pretty well. |
![]() |
| I find in these conversations that at first she does most of the talking, but as it carries on I find myself becoming more and more vocal and emotional about it. |
![]() |
| Or if you can’t be brave, just let the restraints be brave for you. |