…but only if she says you can

Don’t worry: she knows how important it is to you, that’s why she wants to think about it for a while.
Naughty boys should be seen and not heard, unless your set-up runs to a subterranean cell equipped with a feeding tube and high-pressure cleaning nozzles, in which case they don’t have to be seen either,

She’s de Lacy…

She believes it’s important to have a relationship with male colleagues based on mutual understanding. Not mutual respect – that only goes one way. But mutual understanding, certainly.
She’s never really fancied findomme, but she might be persuaded to take your money and ignore you if you can make it worth her while.
Whoops! Evidently, I forgot. Would you mind if I throw myself at your feet and plead desperately for mercy?
When she canes, she usually gives out four factorial strokes in each session, but sometimes offers a choice between that and the cube root of thirteen thousand eight hundred and twenty-four.

6 thoughts on “…but only if she says you can”

  1. Servitor, if you don’t mind my asking, do you have some sort of math background?

    You seem to do some really involved math captions.

    1. Ah, well, not a proper maths background, Mr A. Maths-adjacent perhaps. Let’s just say my mathematical proficiency does extend a little beyond the basic counting and thanking skills that all males need.

      And, obviously, I is British, innit, so I add the ‘s’.

      Best wishes

      S

  2. The Mathematics of Submission

    24 x 24 x 24 = 13,824
    ​4! = 4 × 3 × 2 × 1 = 24

    So 24 strokes either way. But rather more difficult to calculate all that when you’re bound to a whipping bench and dribbling pre-cum

    Or so I’m told . . .

    PP

  3. The issue with the last caption is that usually asking to split the bill sends a message that you don’t want a second date.

    1. That’s very true, Shorty. It’s a tricky area for submissives of course. On the one the one hand, obviously one should pay the bill in full, when dining with a goddess. On the other, isn’t it a bit patriarchal to have one’s ‘own’ money, when in the presence of a goddess? It is, after all, hers by right.

      Admittedly, neither of these ends of that horny dilemma involves splitting the bill. Perhaps Ms Riley is a modern woman, who believes that men and women should each pay their own way, at least until the man has fallen far enough that he’s never getting out again.

      Best wishes

      S

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