I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me

More captions departing from this unduly real world we are unfortunate enough to live in.

As the tale is all about seven short-arse males doing hard labour in a mine to provide diamonds for a beautiful princess twice their size, it’s surprising there aren’t more femdom interpretations of Snow White. But there’s this.
They wanted her to get her tits out for the lads, apparently, so once again the moral is don’t wish for it if you don’t want it.
Cometh the hour, cometh the castratrix.
You’re helping raise a new generation of pretty, flitting fairies.
Thank goodness the brave lads of the village have their loyal womenfolk standing right behind them.
Of course, this is merely fantasy – the male actors in Ella Enchanted didn’t really have to wear chastity belts. That only came later in Ms Hathaway’s career, when she was famous enough to insist on some on-set conditions in her studio contracts.

One thought on “I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me”

  1. You are so wise. I love the fantasy world; it’s often better than the real world out there!
    One delightful fantasy I often have is that men would get their periods instead of us. We ladies could watch calmly as you guys, instead of us, go on a roller coaster of emotions and physical symptoms each month.

    Love It,
    Rosita

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