You know, I read somewhere that many men spend their whole lives in the closet. I think that’s horrible – a tragic waste. I’m glad to say that I’ve never been put in there for more than five hours at a stretch. Just lucky, I guess.
Shall we have some captioned images of female domination now? You up for that? Great.
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The first twenty years are the worst, I’ve heard. |
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Cruella, from many many years ago. But still one of the best photo sets ever. The accompanying story was even about castration, you know. Happy days, for the adolescent Servitor. |
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The problem is, these sorts of prejudice just seem to be inherent in the male sex. In fact, that’s one of the reasons she’ll be removing it. |
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She’s right, you know. Women are, you see. |
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Burble…gibber incoherently…sigh… |
Now did you add that Men's Lib piece just to see if I was still around?
who is the woman in the picture of the "castrating lesbian" story?
I'm sorry, SH, for some reason I thought I'd replied to this comment ages ago! But I obviously didn't and it slipped my mind. Typical, thoughtless male. I'll try to remember to bring this up the next time I see Her, to see if She has any ideas for how I can learn some better manners. She usually does.
But to answer your question – errr, no, it's not all about you. It's all about me, and I find the whole 'mens lib' thing to be rather thrilling. Imagine standing up to her and insisting on equal rights! I mean, it's absurd of course, completely unrealistic. But then, this is a fantasy blog.
Keep coming back!
That would be Amber Heard. Googling "Amber Heard boots" will probably get you where you need to go.