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| I think they’re going to talk about it again. |
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| Marriage is for life, you know. That can be quite short, though. |
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| No, I don’t know either. Sorry. |
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| Nice of her to help them like that, wasn’t it? |
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| Oh how tiresome. |
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| I think they’re going to talk about it again. |
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| Marriage is for life, you know. That can be quite short, though. |
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| No, I don’t know either. Sorry. |
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| Nice of her to help them like that, wasn’t it? |
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| Oh how tiresome. |
Sometimes it’s difficult to tell them apart, don’t you think?
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| And thanks to rote learning, they know a lot of very long poems in Norwegian, word-perfect, off by heart. Sadly, they don’t know what any of those words mean. |
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| Do you sense she might be losing interest in the sexual side of this marriage? |
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| Don’t worry. She’ll have time to get away, when the acid starts gushing out. Even in those high heels – she’ll be fine. |
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| Oh well. |
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| Having your mouth full most of the time will probably help prevent you forming deep emotional attachments too. |
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| Or indeed speak. |
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| You see, it’s not actually a mail-order bride service. It’s for mail-order husbands. |
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| She’s obviously know. Most of the girls in the office know all about your, ermm… little problem. |
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| He doesn’t take up much room. |
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| Just a little light spanking. Then the heavy paddle. So much more fun, on the front. |
These ladies can do that for you, if you like. Or indeed, even if you don’t.
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| It’ll be all right. You should be able to avoid the more painful penances as long as you haven’t been having sinful thoughts. You haven’t… have you? |
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| Particularly as you’ll not be staying in the same hotel as them. |
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| Hope he has a diaper fetish…because she’s a bit incontinent these days. Still – not many of us get a chance for real 24-7 slavery to a dominant woman, eh? Lucky beggar. |
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| You sit on the edge of the engine, with your trousers down around your ankles, and just wait for the fun to start. |
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| Oops. |
Actually I don’t know if these images have been ‘graven’. To be completely honest, I don’t really know what ‘graven’ means. But occasionally I like to hearken back to the title of the blog with a religious reference.
And isn’t it amazing, if you go googling phrases relating to punishment and humiliation, looking for bdsm porn (as we do), how most of the vanilla sites you find are religious? Hmmm… something to be explored there, I’d suggest.
But not in this blog. On we go.
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| And you’ll do. |
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| Well? Have you? |
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| Poor Simon. It must be very difficult for him. Almost as difficult as it’s going to be for you. |
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| Actually, there are other ways to make the swelling go down. But amputation is easily the best. Don’t worry – they’ll fit you with a prosthetic replacement. |
Yet more captioned images of female domination. What else were you expecting? Dancing kittens?
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| But don’t ask her to buy you any long trousers. You know she won’t. |
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| She’s going to be applying some science. |
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| It’s all right. She’ll take it nice and slowly. |
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| You’ve only yourself to blame. You gave her the job – remember? I can’t imagine why. She’s rubbish at cleaning. |
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| It’s not as if Raoul would be taking your matrimonial rights. She’s not going to fuck you, whetever happens, she’s made that quite clear. So you’re not losing anything. Be reasonable, hmm? |
I just wanted to say goodbye – before the hood goes on.
Oh no, of course you’re not going anywhere! You’re never going anywhere again, after
today.
No, it’s just that as I make all of my slaves wear the same
gimp suit, I don’t really distinguish between them. They all look exactly the same, and as of
course they can’t speak…well, I just don’t bother to tell one from the other.
So although you’ll see me again, this is the last time I’lll
be addressing you as an individual, as a human being.
From now on, you’ll just be ‘gimp’ like all
the others.
Do you have anything you want to say to me… the last words
you’ll ever say to anyone?
Yes, go ahead. Whatever you like. I won’t punish you later. I won’t even know which one you are, after all.
You love me? Well, that’s very sweet.
And it’s exactly what all the others said, too. I think you’re going to fit right in.
Now – don’t speak again.
Just go downstairs. They’re
waiting with your suit.
Goodbye.
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| Well… it’s not as if the chair’s that comfortable anyway. Me on the ring, her sitting on the chair…we’ll see who cracks first. |
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I don’t normally credit Tumblrs, but this is from the “fuckyeahstewardesses” tumblr, which once you’re past the slightly, mmmm, crude name is actually rather tasteful and lovely. Unlike the red glove treatment, which isn’t either of those things.
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| Nothing to see here, let’s move on. |
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| She’s going to be her own, er… ex-step-mother! How cool is that? |
I’m very well, thank you.
Now, first of all I’d like to apologise once more for this
dreadful mix-up. We do everything
possible to avoid mistakes, but it’s a big hospital carrying out hundreds of
operations every day, and this sort of thing will happen from time to
time. We’ve had a preliminary
investigation, and it seems the medical staff weren’t at fault at all – it did
say penectomy on your admission papers.
It must have been some kind of typo at the admission stage. Nobody’s fault really, just one of those
unfortunate things.
The good news is that of course we want to offer you
compensation. This will be without any
admission of liability, and you’ll have to sign a form saying you
requested this operation voluntarily.
Will you? Oh
good. I’m sure that’s the right
decision. So here’s the consent form…
Mmmm… “Genitalia” with only one “t” actually. Oh I know – I always get that wrong too!
Now, the compensation scheme we operate is a generous one,
but there is a sliding scale. It’s based
upon the loss caused, you see. It’s not
too complicated, but you have to fill in all this information,
then we’ll work out how much you’ve lost because of this silly mistake.
That? Oh, well we
need to know the number of sexual partners in a year, because that affects the
assessment of the loss caused by the removal of your testicles. So the number of women – sorry, or men is
it? Right – the number of women you’ve
had sex with in the last three years. I
bit intrusive, I know, but you can see the point. I mean, we wouldn’t want to be paying a lot
of compensation to someone for the removal of his balls if he never used them,
would we?
– yes, of course you
can change it. Best to get these things
right from the start. OK, that looks a lot more reasonable.
Now for the penectomy, the sliding scale is based upon
size. So, if you could just indicate…
there. Yes. And the girth, too… you can just guess that one if you don’t
really know. Many men don’t.
Erm… you do realise, of course, that the hospital retains the,
um… material that was surgically removed, so they could make a scientific
estimate of the likely extent of the –
Right, well of course our claims department will
be processing this, and you’ll receive notification of the exact sum due to you
in about two months time. But from the
look of it, my guess, is that you could be looking at…well, several hundred
pounds at least! Won’t that be nice!
Oh – and I forgot to mention the best news of all! Although of course we admit no liability, the hospital wants to offer you a 10% discount off the tonsilectomy you were actually supposed to have! And the same surgeon insists on carrying it out! No really. She says it’s the least she can do, after inconveniencing you so much in this way.