More of the usual kind of thing follows this short announcement.
|Just go along with it. In a few hours, you’ll be married and then I expect we’ll find out who’s really in charge!|
|Try hard. Think of plastic ducks and teddie bears. And next time – if you survive – try to click the right fucking box, OK?|
|Normally, I want to make clear, I write all the captions featured on this site. But this is by someone else. There’s actually quite a lot of his work featured on the web, if you like it.|
|I’m sure you do. Or you will.|