Annual ‘clear out the old captions while Servitor’s on holiday’ – fest! To coin a snappy phrase. Three captioned images a day, no pointless little additional captions underneath them, and don’t even think about getting a reply to any comments, because it’s all queued up weeks in advance and I’m not here.
Ah… the azure waters of the Mediterranean await. I’m going on a cruise around the Greek islands this year – in a traditional trireme, apparently! My berth is on the middle deck and they promise exercise facilities supervised by attractive female crew members non-stop. So that should be just the rest I’ve been looking for. Wish me luck – or don’t: I’ve already left anyway!
Author: Servitor
Try to see it Her way
…only time will tell if She is right or you are wrong.
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| Not do a good job at ‘good vigorous vanilla sex’? Little chance of that, I can assure you! Prepare for the best eleven seconds of your life, baby! |
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| She later sold the house… said it contained too many memories. |
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| If this blog is still going in three years, I guess this isn’t really going to work. |
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| Looks like everyone’s having a slow, lazy afternoon. |
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| She actually found it quite traumatic to watch, as she did the three she watched later on in the holiday. But she bought the souvenir DVD anyway. |
Speaking of holiday – I’m going off on one, fnarr fnarr. So, usual CtD summer: with slightly faded but unused old captions published on a daily basis with minimal fuss. Watch this space… but don’t forget to refresh your screen, or it’ll be a long dull summer for you.
Denagratrix
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| Thank goodness for modern anaesthetics |
Speaking of modern anaesthetics, for those of you into extreme femdom violence, torture and castration, here’s a sweet little move clip I found.
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| I’m encouraged already, actually. |
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| …and if I do? |
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| You can download an app that’ll translate any length of text into morse code. She discovered that the next day… |
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| The annual performance reviews can be a bit brutal. |
The strength of a woman
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| You know, I’ve forgotten what I was going to ask about now. Often happens. Oh well. |
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| Remarkably, with that sniper rifle she can give herself an orgasm with an man who is anything up to a kilometre away. |
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| First dates can often be a bit embarassing… just go with it. |
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| Busy busy. |
The weakness in me
What a scorcher!
Hot hot hot! As this blog always is, of course.
I just put up a proper post with captions (look down – no not down there, that’s disgusting how dare you?, I mean further down the blog, pervert… that’s right).
Anyway, though, go ahead and read that as it’s a good one with lovely ladies in it but I just wanted to put up an extra post about the extraordinary hot weather here in Europe! No doubt, there will be dommes reading this blog who are anxious about their subs’ health in such sweltering conditions (and some who couldn’t give a toss about the little bastards, obviously), so here are a few of Servitor’s tips for these blazing hot days.
And these ladies have found a lovely place for their sub to enjoy the sunshine. Light panties actually don’t trap much heat, do they? And there can’t be more than a couple of hundred in there at most. He’ll be fine. Anyway, I understand they’re planning to add some liquid on top of him, before putting the lid on and taping it down. Yeah.. he’ll be fine.
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I mean, at least all he’s got to do is sit in the panties, right? Imagine if you had to go off to a hot laundry room, put them all in the washer and the hot dryer, then spend hours slaving away with a hot iron making them all neat and crisp and wrinkle free. At least he doesn’t have to – Oh, what’s that? He does? OK. Well, I expect he has a sissy maid housework fetish too.
hose is there to cool him down when the heat gets really oppressive.
But if it never quite gets as oppressive as Her, it’s staying off.
Fingers crossed, gimp!
Sometimes it’s hard
…but most of the time it’s soft, all safe and sound locked away in its little tube.
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| Women, eh? Can’t do anything for themselves! |
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| Erm… actually, that is fully erect. Ma’am. |
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| It must be tedious being so perfect and wonderful. |
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| Playful execution is essentially the theme of her whole oeuvre, if you know what I mean. |
Merciless heavens
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| But don’t forget your manners: introduce her to your workmates too, as otherwise they’ll feel awkward. |
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| Don’t worry, she’ll give you something later to wash away the nasty taste. |
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| Better than those guys who accidentally press the button when the camera’s pointing downward and take pictures of their dicks. |
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| Never liked blindfolds or hoods… this is why. |
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| Not too big, not too small. |
Reunion
– little Bobby Jenkins, as I live and breathe!
“Sinatra55” is Bobby Jenkins! Wow. Who’d have guessed!
none other than Clarice Hoskins. From class of 2012. Surprise! How about that, huh?
haven’t seen you since that night I met you outside the cinema, huh? And listen, I’ve thought about that night a
lot, OK? That letter you pressed into my hand?
I’m sorry I didn’t reply, but I did read it. I read it a few times, actually, and I tried
to write a reply – oh, must have been 15… 20 times? But I just couldn’t find
the words – you were the first boy who ever told me he loved me, you know? And there’ve only been one or two since –
none of them wrote me a letter like that.
Beautiful. And I wanted to tell
you how good it made me feel but also somehow tell you you just weren’t my
type, not in that way, and when I thought about how you’d feel when you read that
I’d just start crying, so… I could never finish the reply. You know how teenagers are.
yeah, been doing that a few years now. I
mostly just keep it to oral, you know, like you booked? But once you’re with a
client, you pretty much have to do what they want, so I’ve done a few
things. But I don’t mind.
can just refund the rest of your fee. No
problem. It happens from time to
time. Maybe we could just go for a drink
– I mean, we’ve got a couple of hours.
to fuck, Bobby, yeah? If I know one thing,
it’s that the Bobby Jenkins who wrote Clarice that beautiful letter wouldn’t
want to pay her to kneel down in front of him for a meaningless, anonymous blow
job. So – no problem. The agency will
just credit your card. They won’t ask any questions.
yourself? Guess you must be doing pretty
well to afford someone like me, huh?
What is it – hedge fund? You were always good at math.
Soft power
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| Of course, an average can be brought down quite a lot by just one bad review. Especially if that’s from the only date you’ve ever been on. |
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| Mmm…. looks like you just became a premium product! Something to be proud of. |
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| She wasn’t a huge success as a nurse, to be honest, especially when she did a stint learning how to administer pain relief, which turned out just not to be her thing. |
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| I expect he’s forgotten all about that time you ate his dogfood too. I mean, that was Mistress’s fault really, but he wasn’t to know that. |















































