whip – Page 13 – Contemplating the divine

Screaming when she comes

I usually find I do.

On with the captioned images of printed circuits. Sorry, I mean female domination. Long day.

And there he was thinking he’d got off lightly for once. Good thing Linda came home.

It’s nice when something you thought was finished gives you just a little bit extra like that.

But you have to pay her €500 first.

I think this is one of those times when it’s just up to you to decide how to take it, you know? On the one hand you could get angry – let’s face it, it was a pretty mean trick. But on the other, you could just be pathetically grateful that they noticed your miserable existence at all, couldn’t you?

Actually, to be entirely accurate, you won’t be able to leave one small corner of the basement.

They who must be obeyed

The title based of course on the splendid in concept (but disappointing in realisation – just ask a frustated 13 year old desperately looking for femdom material in the early 1980s) nineteenth century novel She, by H Rider Haggard. There’s actually a sequel too, called Ayesha (although I always thought it ought to have been called She’s Back), which puts me in mind of a remarkable lady with a more serious and worthy blog than this one. She has introduced me and others to the concept of “saudade“, which makes me think that I am perhaps spiritually Galician-Portuguese.

Anyway, this isn’t getting those captioned images of female domination onto your screens and into your brains, so we’d better get on with it.

Or don’t keep calm. That bit’s up to you.

I think she’ll come to appreciate the gift in time. Young love is all very well, but experienced wives know the value of a good leather whip.

If you’re considering asking for a refund, do bear in mind that she is still holding the whip.

I don’t know why some men pay for public humiliation. It’s easy enough to get it for free, I find.

Littls snuff scene here but tastefully done

She genuinely doesn’t want to drown him. There was such a fuss about the last one, after all.

Evil leather-clad dominatrices

You know, I enjoyed typing that title so much, that I thought I had to have a post just about it. But marriage creeps in here too, as I guess it always will.

Hmmm… Sounds like you’ll shortly be sexually compatible!

It’s not the worst thing you’ve ever tasted is it? Oh, is it? OK, well something has to be. Anyway, you don’t want to keep her waiting. No really…you don’t.

Phew! Lucky escape there.

Possibly even less than three or four years – she can be quite moody, after all.

I think that’s rather sweet. Just because the marriage is over, doesn’t mean a couple should stay apart for ever. I expect he thinks about her all the time.

Even more femdom captions than that – and some found femdom

Hey, has anyone out there noticed how much femdom there is in ZZ Top videos? I was watching one for the music (I do, secretly, occasionally use the Internet for looking at things that are not porn – hope I never get found out), and was transported back to happy days in front of the TV as a teenager, desperately hoping for something pervy. Anyway there’s this. And this (give it time – or skip to 2.00 or so and look out for the treatment of the guy in the pullover at 2.20!).

If you like power-dressing 80s babes with big hair that is. Oh, I do. I really do.

Then there’s this, in a very different style. You have to get near the end to work out what’s going on.

Hmmm. ZZ Top. Beardy perverts, eh?

Anyway, on with the show:

Actually, even if you don’t recycle them it’s still better than all those nasty plastic bags.

He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too.

It wouldn’t be so bad, if the things she said about him weren’t so personal – you know?

It’s her favourite part of the day.

Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There’s Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That’ll hurt less after tomorrow.

Learning to crawl

Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.

Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.

Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean.

Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time.

He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment.

What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom.

It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams.

Elegant brutality

Or should that be ‘brutal elegance’? Anyway, on with the show.

OWK lady whipping a slave - now that's orihginal

For the first few days, he wondered when he might start to get used to it and not to have to cry himself to sleep in his cell each night. But somehow it never happened.

Femdom wife, malesub husband, all is well.

“Free time” indeed! There’s “service time” and there’s “wasted time”, and the difference between the two can be made painfully clear.

It’s actually not a bad idea to get used to the taste of her trannie slave. I won’t tell you why just yet…

It’s amazing how long these old guys can last, too. He’s been in and out of consciousness a few times, but even at this advanced age, he can still scream and beg her to a mighty fine orgasm.

I stand corrected

Frequently. But not as frequently as I’d like.

Well, lookie here. It’s more of those captioned images of female domination.

Ahh…Madame Sarka, formerly of OWK. Icy. Powerful. Sexy. Raises traffic here by about 20% every time I put up a picture of Her.

Remember what happened on Tuesday? You will.

Actually, some women do prefer bigger penises. In fact, I knew one who had quite a collection, all arranged neatly in order of size in a drawer in her bedroom. Every one told a story, she used to say. It’s good to have a hobby.

It’s not such an unfit lifestyle, though. She likes him to go jogging in the mornings, too: out of the house, down the lane, across the six-lane motorway, over the high speed railway line and back, three times before breakfast.

Some people have a natural authority. You can tell just from one look that she has it, can’t you?

Applied theology

If you do forget when you’re shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times. Should bring it right back.

Of course, they can still say no. As often as they like, actually.

Aren’t you the lucky one?

Not very much later. Actually, he’ll be ready after the first couple of strokes. But she won’t.

Men behaving obediently

As a matter of fact she’s brought the whip so you’ll better appreciate her point of view. Now…go and stand facing that wall and pay attention.

I mean, don’t they all? But try pointing it out to them, and they’ll only beat you senseless and lock you in a cage for six hours.

Of course, Penny’s down one slave as a result, but she always gets plenty more for Christmas anyway.

Don’t they look lovely in those coats? Much nicer to look at that some silly old house.

At Her Majesty’s pleasure

She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm. So feel free to scream. But don’t fake it – she can tell.

Nope, no clues. I want it to be a surprise.

The many uses for a hairbrush in marriage

It’s easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses – like brushing hair.

Hope you’ve kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.

Did you think that just because I didn’t put a picture of her at the top, I’d got over my obsession? Oh no – in fact I’ve found a whole new bunch of pictures.