Learning to crawl

Chrissie Hynde.  What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination?  Chrissie Hynde.


Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde.  Here are the captioned images of female domination.




Dommes mostly love rules.
Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn.  Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean.






Because she says so.  And has a whip.
Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time.





Lucky househusband
He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment.






OWK dreams and reality
What a lot of text.  Click and zoom, click and zoom.  Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom.





Hooooowllll
It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams.

Elegant brutality

Or should that be ‘brutal elegance’?  Anyway, on with the show.

OWK lady whipping a slave - now that's orihginal
For the first few days, he wondered when he might start to get used to it and not to have to cry himself to sleep in his cell each night.  But somehow it never happened.


Femdom wife, malesub husband, all is well.
“Free time” indeed!  There’s “service time” and there’s “wasted time”, and the difference between the two can be made painfully clear. 


Ikky...
It’s actually not a bad idea to get used to the taste of her trannie slave. I won’t tell you why just yet…


He loves it really.
It’s amazing how long these old guys can last, too.  He’s been in and out of consciousness a few times, but even at this advanced age, he can still scream and beg her to a mighty fine orgasm.

I stand corrected

Frequently.  But not as frequently as I’d like.

Well, lookie here.  It’s more of those captioned images of female domination.



Ahh…Madame Sarka, formerly of OWK.  Icy.  Powerful.  Sexy.  Raises traffic here by about 20% every time I put up a picture of Her.




Remember what happened on Tuesday?  You will.



Actually, some women do prefer bigger penises.  In fact, I knew one who had quite a collection, all arranged neatly in order of size in a drawer in her bedroom.  Every one told a story, she used to say.  It’s good to have a hobby.



It’s not such an unfit lifestyle, though.  She likes him to go jogging in the mornings, too: out of the house, down the lane, across the six-lane motorway, over the high speed railway line and back, three times before breakfast.



Some people have a natural authority.  You can tell just from one look that she has it, can’t you?

Applied theology

If you do forget when you’re shopping for her things, just ask one of the assistants to slap you across the face a few times.  Should bring it right back.
Of course, they can still say no.  As often as they like, actually.

Aren’t you the lucky one?



Not very much later.  Actually, he’ll be ready after the first couple of strokes.  But she won’t.



Men behaving obediently



As a matter of fact she’s brought the whip so you’ll better appreciate her point of view.  Now…go and stand facing that wall and pay attention.

I mean, don’t they all?  But try pointing it out to them, and they’ll only beat you senseless and lock you in a cage for six hours.



Of course, Penny’s down one slave as a result, but she always gets plenty more for Christmas anyway.




Don’t they look lovely in those coats?  Much nicer to look at that some silly old house.





At Her Majesty’s pleasure



Domme wants an orgasm - bend over
She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm.  So feel free to scream.  But don’t fake it – she can tell.



Actually for you its all bad news
Nope, no clues.  I want it to be a surprise.


The many uses for a hairbrush in marriage
It’s easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses – like brushing hair.





Spending more than a penny
Hope you’ve kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.



Anne wants you to fetch the cane.  NOW!
Did you think that just because I didn’t put a picture of her at the top, I’d got over my obsession?  Oh no – in fact I’ve found a whole new bunch of pictures.

Delusions of adequacy

…but fortunately I have the privilege of an occasional visit to a Significant Other to cure me of any such mistaken ideas.  

A whip can concentrate the mind splendidly
Ooohhh…Errr.  Ending 9734…Mistress!  No, no!  Sorry. That’s the old one.  Errr 8642!  Oh please Mistress, if I can only think for one minute….


Does anyone mind if I use the phrase 'whipped into shape'?
It’s called the ‘Fat disgusting pig’ programme, if you want to look it up.


Strict instructions from your wife
Of course, your wife isn’t completely beyond telephone contact.  But it’s not worth disturbing her over a little thing like yours…sorry, I mean a little thing like this.


Coming out as straight
Still, maybe she’ll stop hiding you in the cupboard when her boyfriend comes round, now.


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Can’t get it up as often as I used to

Well, I have a new job that I probably need to take a bit more seriously than the old job, so I think the rate of posting (and the creation rate of new foolishness) will have to fall. I expect to be updating a couple of times a week from now on, instead of the daily service you have come to expect.


It’s going to be hard to get out of the habit, and if any lady readers have any tips, tricks and ideas on how my pervy thoughts could possibly be restrained and repressed for much of the week, any slips corrected and my attention kept firmly on my work, I’d love to hear them.


Oops…was that a stray pervy thought, right there?



Three dominatrices and a very sorry Dave
They each have a key, and the cage doesn’t open unless all three locks are released.  Their meetings were such fun at first, but they’re losing interest now and it’s rare for the three to get together more than once or twice a year.


Captioned image of a spanking bride
She’s got nothing to worry about.  Her mother left a little gift for her that she’ll discover on her wedding night – a simple little thing but it should make Alan shriek and beg in just the way he should. 


Dominatrix applies a second coat of welts
She tried to find out who it was had already started on her slave, but unfortunately the slave’s head is tied to the wall so he didn’t see.  Could have been any one of a number of women…


Femdom wife keeps you in for a spanking
It’s just for today, though.  She’s told Phil you can definitely join them tomorrow evening, so they’ll all be waiting for you and they’ll probably want to hear all about how it went.  That’s something to look forward to, isn’t it?


Femdom doesnt believe in getting too friendly with her slaves
It’s a good idea not to get too friendly with slaves anyway, as it can be heartbreaking when you have to gte rid of them to make way for new, younger specimens.

Sweetly mean

Captions of female domination, which need no introduction except that I’ve been told that without text, search engines won’t know that, so I’m writing an introduction. Search engines can’t recognise images.  Their loss.

Careful with that whip darling

Doesn’t she look graceful?  Doesn’t he look…what’s the opposite of graceful?  Some people think the sexes should be treated equally.  Isn’t that absurd?


Femdom caption with wife gently breaking the news that she is a lesbian
…and Jenny likes men even less, in case you were wondering.


femdom caption spanking men is good for them
Or you can go private, and get the cane instead.





femdom caption with nipple clamps too my godness
Again, surely an image to give pause to those who still believe in the equality of the sexes.





femdom caption owk on a quiet day
But of course he doesn’t know it’s a public holiday.  In fact, he has no idea whether it is night or day.
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