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| Get ready… they’re rough. |
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| It adds a bit of tension to an otherwise dull game. |
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| Very wise. |
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| Oooh. |
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| Get ready… they’re rough. |
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| It adds a bit of tension to an otherwise dull game. |
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| Very wise. |
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| Oooh. |
My favourite verse, lightly adapted:
| Grande Déesse! Par des mains enchaînées | |
| Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient | |
| De viles despotesses deviendraient | |
| Les maîtresses de nos destinées ! |
Francophony or not, we can surely all celebrate a day named after a dark and gloomy dungeonlike prison in which unspeakable tortures took place, and even the Marquis de Sade (surely worth celebrating in our community, despite his peculiar ideas about which sex should whip the other) was imprisoned, so –
What’s that? Bastille Day celebrates the liberation of the prisoners? Oh dear me, we can’t be doing with that. Bloody French; get everything backwards. Never mind, forget it, relâchez-vous!
Marchons! Marchons!
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| She’s always had a kind generous nature like that. One of those people who loves doing favours for her friends, you know? |
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| Good thing you clarified that. It’ll be all right now. |
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| Imagine not being turned on by the thought of whipping! Some people are so weird. |
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| You had one job. |
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| Isn’t that romantic? |
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| I’m sure she’s very fair-minded. |
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| And afterwards… especially afterwards. |
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| Hmmm. What a bit of luck to catch you cheating on her just as she was next to a shop selling whips! |
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| Just one less thing to worry about. |
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| You’d better. |
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| When only the very best is good enough. |
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| Its nice when a man can get involved in his girlfriend’s hobby, don’t you think? |
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| Oh! Oh! Here’s one! How many blondes does it take to whip an impertinent male until he’s crying helplessly for mercy? Hmm? |
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| It’s better to give than to receive. |
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| S&M in mainstream advertising… always a pleasant find. |
…of the usual sort.
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| Don’t worry, she always reaches orgasm eventually. She won’t give up. |
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| If you pay extra, she’ll do tease and denial too. That’s where she asks you if you’d like to come, before telling you to fuck off. |
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| Actually, she does get occasional complaints. But they’re always retracted, with a heartfelt apology, before the end of the session. |
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| Technology… oh dear. As if I wasn’t already obsolete enough. |
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| In space, no one else can hear you scream. |
But normally – if it wasn’t Trevor – what we’d be doing right now is talking to him about what he’s finding difficult in the session, right? I mean, it’s probably that he can’t stand the pain of the whip any more, but we don’t know that, OK? Always check.
…it’s just something she likes me to do from time to time.
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| Strictly speaking, that’s probably against school rules. I mean, it’s not as if the chalk’s her property, after all. |
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| It’s up to you whether you sign of course – and feel free to take your time. She can always do you after lunch, if you can hold out that long. Not a problem. |
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| Thank you. Ahhh. |
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| That sounds very fair. |
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| Glad to be of service. It’s the highlight of my month, actually. |
Please help me in my agony, dear Jane, dear Jane, dear Jane.
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| Actually, you only booked an hour and half. So that’s an extra half hour free! Guess you won that one, huh? |
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| Not at all. As a matter of fact, I’m going to beg for it. |
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| Ymmmnneh Mnnntrrrcch! |
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| If you can’t choose, just take a few. She’ll choose. Or maybe she won’t. |
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| I’m sure when Suzie comes, this whole silly misunderstanding will quickly be resolved. |