Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
It’s a strangely self-defeating exercise, because we love it.
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| That’s kind of her. Not exactly a sympathy fuck… more of a pitiful wank. But the principle’s the same. |
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| Kinda scary. Yeah. |
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| I hold that truth to be self-evident. |
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| OK, now that would be humiliating. And not in a good way. Well…maybe a little bit good…mmmm. |
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| It’s uncanny. It’s almost as if she knows me. Do you think I should go and hang around her house in Beverly Hills… see if fate somehow brings us together? |
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| There now – you can’t say she didn’t consider it. |
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| I believe she’s right. |
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| It’s good to be special. |
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| Oh well, as long as she doesn’t give a fuck, I suppose it’s all right. |
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| Yes Ma’am. |
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| Never mind. They can’t spend the whole two weeks discussing your sexual inadequacies, now can they? |
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| And you can play out ‘small penis humiliation’ scenes even more effectively! You like SPH, right? |
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| Plenty of time. Brain damage sets in quite quickly, but it’s a few minutes after that before any vital organs are affected. |
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| Well, she seems very determined. Just as well, at those hourly rates. |
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| Time to pull out that faded old copy of the pre-nup and refresh your memory about some of the other terms she insisted on putting in. I’m fairly sure many of the more painful ones are illegal, though – maybe you could have a word with the learned lady from the previous picture? |
Here are some ladies who know exactly how to do that.
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| I find it quite hard to find condoms in my size, actually. I used to think it was because I was so unusually small, but actually a kindly pharmacist once explained to me that there are quite a lot of men this small – it’s just that they never get to have any sex, so there’s not much of a market for condom makers. That made me feel a lot better. |
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| Actually, that sort of failure rarely happens to me. I usually find I can make women laugh, one way or another. |
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| Sorry. Too embarassing a memory to talk about. Move on please, move on. |
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| That Raoul. I’m sure he’s cheating on her. Last time, I bought eight condoms and when I came round the next day to clean up, I only found six that he’d used. Men can be such beasts…I don’t know what she sees in him. |
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| She had to have the last one put down. He was just too yappy. It wasn’t an easy decision, though, and she made the mistake of looking back and catching his eye when she left him at the vet for the last time. A tear or two was shed that night, I can tell you, as she thought of him alone in his cage at the vet’s waiting for the lethal injection the next morning. But she’s sure it was for the best. |
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| Or indeed speak. |
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| You see, it’s not actually a mail-order bride service. It’s for mail-order husbands. |
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| She’s obviously know. Most of the girls in the office know all about your, ermm… little problem. |
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| He doesn’t take up much room. |
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| Just a little light spanking. Then the heavy paddle. So much more fun, on the front. |
More captioned images of female domination, of course.
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| As I’ve mentioned before: Space 1999 Devil Planet episode. See it, if you haven’t already. |
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| Actually, most humiliatrices are kind and gently supportive, out of session. Just not with useless losers like you. Asshole.
The remarkable Lexi Sindel.
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| Still, on the bright side it should make sticking to her weight loss targets easier. |
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| I think any really lasting relationship should be based on fear, don’t you? |
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| Oh dear. You know, in these circumstances, the gentlemanly thing to do is just let her leave. And don’t even think of asking for your money back. |
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| Don’t you think it’s odd? That men who say they regard women as superior, also believe that being treated like women is humiliating? Isn’t that weird? I mean I feel like that. And I’m not weird. Odd, like I said. |
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| I don’t really believe in horoscopes anyway. “You will visit a pro-domme, and be made to dance to k-pop wearing a pink tutu while Mistress and her friend laugh at you, and then make you eat cold courgettes with curry powder.” I mean, it’s just generic stuff that could apply to everyone, right? |
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| It’s a good thing we like being treated with contempt, nicht wahr? |
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| You’d better read the whole thing through, because I’m sure she’ll have got ‘minuscule’ wrong, and she usually forgets there are two ‘p’s in ‘disappointing’. |
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| Actually, you don’t really even have to ask. If she hasn’t already bought it for you, you probably don’t really need it, do you? |
Scenes from Servitor’s so-called life (Part 1 of rather too many).
I have to say, it was very disappointing, on my first date with Alice, that she not only laughed at my manhood, she pulled out a ruler and insisted on measuring it, right then and there. I just think that was a bit unnecessary, you know, especially on a first date like that. And quite apart from the humiliation it caused me, I think it was pretty unfair to spoil the evening for all those other diners. I still haven’t been back to that restaurant.
Ah well. On with more of this:
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| Ahhh. Isn’t that sweet? |
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| Well, she doesn’t always bother to tell him about it, not the detailed causes anyway. She’s just looking to share the pain, not for any suggestions he could come up with. It’s a Mars/Venus thing, you know? |
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| Let’s hope she doesn’t go home with someone this time, as the nights can get pretty uncomfortable. As long as no one at the club tries to pick her up, you should be all right, though., |
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| My mother always used to say that, when I was growing up. And when I discovered girls, in my teens, I understood what she meant. |
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| Well, that’s very kind of her, isn’t it? Very understanding. Not like Alice. Remember Alice? It’s a blog post about Alice… |
And I will walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door
da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dah tah, da da dum dum tiddly um dum tiddly um
da da – oh, sorry. Just singing with my headphones on. But the lyric is kind of on-topic. And so are these:
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| Even a cricket bat can be a penis whip. You just have to try. |
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| Wow. Sounds that like a pretty happy marriage to me. |
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| Bleak and depressing captioned images of female domination. You only get it here. Hi! I’m servitor. |
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| Do you think he knew? I think he knew. |
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| Too small to satisfy anyone… |
