Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Anyway, she can’t chat long. She’s just off to the pet shop. Wants to buy a couple of dogs, apparently. |
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| It’ll be good when you’re married and you can just just be yourself. |
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| I’m gender non-binary. Well.. gender fractional, anyway. About 1/7, my SO reckons. |
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| Forgetfulness? |
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| It’s good to know a domme with a really creative imagination. |
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| Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness…Oh well, at least you’re still alive, right? |
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| They still call him ‘Fatso’: the name they gave him when he arrived. I think that’s unnecessarily insulting, to be honest. |
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| BDSM can be an excellent way of relieving stress, while also increasing it. |
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| Why does femdom have to be so complicated? Can’t I just have my ‘happy ending’? No? Oh, OK. |
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| There’s lots of animal roleplay – no need to just limit it to ponies and puppies. My SO likes to play ‘annoying bluebottle’ for example. The swatter’s fun, the electric zapper’s edgy but since she started spraying the flyspray into my mouth, I’ll confess I’m finding it harder to get into it. |
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| Well, I hope she finds something to amuse herself with while you’re busy with all that. |
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| You get to wear a nightie just like hers, too. |
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| And she has a lot more than ten commandments. |
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| I find I do some of my best thinking over a trestle. I think about stuff a lot when I’m there. |
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| Wow. I think that’s the niceest compliment any girl has ever paid me. |
And did it Her way
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| Yum. Has it really been a year? How time flies. |
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| No problem. I’ll just go and live out the remainder of my life nursing the ache at the core of my empty existence. Bye. |
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| Actually, if you save up enough of your pocket money, maybe you could… I mean, that would be OK, right? About four months should do it, if you’re careful not to spend money on anything else. |
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| Well, I think it’s outrageous. I mean, she wouldn’t wear a coat that had been made by killing and skinning a human being, would she? |
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Don’t forget to say gracias. Mucho, mucho gracias, Senora
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(what she really really wants).
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| This is the magnificent Lady Sonia, of course. I’m a several-times client and believe me this is not a joke. |
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| I hope she hurries up. The other guys are waiting. How come they don’t have to ask their wives for money? Huh. I suppose they must have saved out of their allowances. |
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| The photo’s a bit deceptive. It’s actually only a drop of a hundred feet or so. Much less scary than pissing your domme off, anyway – up you go. |
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| Actually, the joke’s on her because I love the humiliation of being considered a loser, like that. So I win! Oh hang on… |
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| Awww… isn’t she sweet? |
…it wakes me up every time.
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| …and don’t forget to say a Hail Mary. She’s called Mary. |
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| Very economical. |
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| A good way for a sub to ensure he never says anything disrespectful is to cultivate a habit of only thinking devoutly respectful thoughts. It takes a lot of mental training, but it’s worth it. For a quicker solution, the same effect can be achieved just by beating the crap out of him if he speaks out of turn, or keeping him permanentlty gagged, so most dommes just go with one of those. And really, who are you to argue? |
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| She has ideas about how to conduct their weekly performance reviews too. |
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| It’s a good thing neither of them’s gay. |
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| Ah… the second childhood. I’m looking forward to that. |
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| (sorry) |
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| Therapy can be painful. |
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| Quite a therapeutic theme today. Using boys for anger management makes a lot of sense: it can work off a lot of tension and no one who matters gets hurt. |
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| Little does she know I’m a humiliation freak as well as a service-oriented submissive, so being despised is just all part of the fun! |
Hmmm… just noticed that my favourite Tumblr cuandolasmujeresmanden has just disappeared. Damn! I know there’s about a billion femdom image reposting Tumblrs but cuando somehow just managed precisely to match my own perverted tastes . And only posted high quality pictures too. First ‘Femdom Times’ goes into hibernation for ever and now this. Does Tumblr close down ‘adult’ blogs? I must say, I can’t quite see the point, given that there’d still be 999,999,999 of them left.
Grrrr…. If anyone has a particular recommendation feel free to share it in the comments. No blogs with nekkid women, granny porn or really icky things being done to men’s genitals and shown in close-up please. Just good healthy bondage and discipline. And humiliation, contempt and cruelty.
Mistress Chrissie always does.
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| Witchcraft? Oh what nonsens |
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| Apparently, they’ve just discovered a new treatment that prevents testicular cancer altogether. My SO has arranged for me to have it next week – wasn’t that thoughtful of her? |
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| Could be the solution to our over-stretched prison service. I happen to know several ladies in London who own cells, cages and suchlike – they should get in touch with the Home Office, offer to help out. |
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| She does extras. Tip her enough and she’ll even fake laughing at your jokes. |
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| She’s making mushroom surprise. |
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| I have my testosterone levels checked twice a year. They’ve never found any yet, but you can’t be too careful about these things. |
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| I’m delighted to say my SO reaches orgasm every time she has sex. I can usually hear it even from my cage down in the cellar. |
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| Who said she was pissed off? A bit disrespectful, if you ask me. I reckon Dave should report him for that. |
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| Don’t worry, it won’t kill you. Not at only two a day. |
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| I’m tempted to say somethng about ‘hanging around’ but I don’t want to beaten up by irate readers… oh hang on, yes I do. |
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| That seems very cruel. My own SO is much kinder – she’s got me on a diet consisting almost entirely of fatty bacon sandwiches and chocolate cake! Yum. She wants me to take up smoking too. She’s thoughtful like that. |
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| There’s actually a Lifetime Achievement category at the annual snuff movie awards, but strangely no-one’s ever claimed it. |
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| Well… OK. As long as she listens to his concerns this time. Last time, she decided she needed to pee right in the middle of the conversation and I think he never got to say everything he intended. |
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| There you are, you see? Now why did she let him get like that? Too soft on him, that’s what she is. |
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| This blog doesn’t often feature dominant males, so say hi to Master Rod. You won’t be seeing him often, but maybe he’ll be brought out to play from time to time. |
