Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| It’s funny how much clearer things can appear, through tear-stained eyes. |
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| Yes, I suppose I am. I even irritate myself, sometimes. |
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| Oh good. Thrash it out, once and for all. |
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| It must be awful for her, having a brutal boyfriend. Imagine how she felt: just having to stand there watching you being beaten up. |
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| Well, that’s settled. Good. On with the ironing. |
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| 20 minutes? Women, eh? I can get there in 20 seconds, usually before I’ve even got my trousers off. |
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| ,,,and footboys are sworn to the code of secrecy. Also, rarely if ever allowed to go out or communicate with anyone except Mistress. |
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| They proved it scientifically, using double-blind tests. 125 blindfolded men were slapped across the face repeatedly, over a period of three years (while others received equivalent amounts of pain in other ways, as a control). On average, memory retention increased by 2.3%, on a statistically significant basis. The effect wasn’t uniform, though. Some subjects benefitted a lot, but fully 17% of the men receiving the slapping treatment were unable to remember anything at all from their lives before the programme started. There’s obviously a lot still to learn, but the Institute just received a €8 million grant, so research continues. |
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| He likes her to be pristine for when he comes on her breasts. |
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| Just what I always say. It’s all very well to say that men and women should be equal in status and respect, but naughty bottoms don’t spank themselves, do they, so there has to be some differentiation of roles in marriage. That’s a nice-looking corner, just behind them, by the way, don’t you think? I expect they make good use of that. |
Bad manners, on the other hand, can you leave you sore for days.
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| See what I mean about good manners? He’s approaching the conversation in a polite, respectful way. I am sure she’ll give him a fair hearing and explain the reasons for her decision, in return. |
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| Now this looks like an example of someone going all sulky and silly about things. She offered him a choice. She didn’t have to but she did. If he won’t respond graciously to that then… well, there will be consequences, let’s just say that and leave it there. |
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| She’s very keen on good manners. Impossible girl. |
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| See how fair they’re being? They’re going to calmly debate it and they’ll only keep on whipping him if it’s what the majority wants to do. I hope he’ll accept the decision graciously, even if it’s not what he wanted. Not that it affects anything, whether he accepts it or not, but it’s more polite. |
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| My SO went to the Caribbean. – Jamaica?- No, of course not. I don’t get to tell her what to do – I’m her slave. |
Not the version by those dreadful yobs, of course, but by Mistress Joan.
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| Oh well, I suppose it’s something to take my mind off it. |
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| She’s Prisoner Welfare Officer too, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart. |
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| A lot of new findommes have the wrong idea about financial domination. It’s actually quite hard work. But not for the domme, obviously. |
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| This being a fantasy blog, I expect she’s going to ‘punish’ you by doing all the things you’ve always dreamed about, rather than just divorcing you and exposing you to ridicule in the newspapers. |
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| They’re very zealous about it. Indeed, I believe that some of his team are about to raid an establishment where they’ve received a tip-off about repeated violations of the ban on smoking in the workplace. They don’t give any warning – just burst straight in through the door, cameras at the ready. |
Seems like you got a pink kink in your think!
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| Thank goodness I’m not going to be the only one there in pink, anyway. |
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| I only went for the make-up tips anyway. |
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| Ah – the rolling pin! Just in that sweet spot between loving domestic discipline and cranial fracture. |
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| Time to come out and play! |
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| Nor are there many rhymes for “penectomy”. I mean, you can just about work something in with “respect for me” but it’s a bit contrived, don’t you think? And we don’t like to have excessively contrived notions here on Contemplating the Divine, as you probably know. |
Gladly or otherwise.
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| I never want to be more than two paces behind… for the rest of my life. |
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| I hate having to disturb her when she’s working. But I can’t just take money from her purse without permission, so… |
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| Tony gets steak and chips… not fair, I say. But then he does have a night of vigorous sexual activity ahead of him, so I suppose he needs the calories. |
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| Sometimes they get a babysitter, but if they’re not going out until 7.30 or so, it’s easier just to put Paul to bed half an hour early. I mean it’s not like anything can go wrong, with his mittens fastened to the sides of the cucky-drawer. |
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| Aparently, a lot of condemned prisoners have women writing to them offering sex. I don’t think that’s going to happen to him, though. |
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| Try hopping back and forth from one leg to the other. That can help a lot. |
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| Well, OK, as long as it’s safe, sane, consensual and well-deserved. Or any two of those, anwyay. |
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| People say that to keep up a diet you have to be really strict with yourself, but I’ve found that someone else being strict works just as well. |
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| While you’re down there, you notice Simon’s shoes are quite badly scuffed – and there’s a client meeting later. What do you do? (a) say nothing, (b) let him know or (c) give them a quick polish yourself, as you’re there anyway. Take your time, there are no ‘wrong’ answers. |
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| Well, as long as she remembers to keep it charged this time. |
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| It’s always such a relief when finally the boxes are all unpacked, there’s a chain the right length in each room, all the pillories and cages have been assembled and you can get back to ordinary married life, for goodness sake. |
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| She’s always taken roleplay very seriously. They tried medical fetish play once and it didn’t turn out well. |
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| Making a decision of my own free will, to do exactly whatever she has told me, immediately, is the secret to a happy life I find. |
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| Oh, you’ve already promised to honour and obey him, so adding love to the mix doesn’t change much. |
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| The truth will not set you free. |
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| There’s a lot of give and take in their relationship, as you can see. |
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| That one’s called ‘the tickler’. Come on – arms up to the shackles – this is going to be fun! |
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| Men’s libbers just need to spend more time reflecting quietly on how lucky they are to be living in a female-led society, if you ask me. In the corner, with a well-smacked bottom, preferably. |
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| Just lick something at random – quickly! |
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| There’s a hand gesture for ‘go away’ as well. Pray she never uses it. |
… in with the younger, sexier and less fucking annoying – as my SO likes to say.
This year She’s decided that my new year’s resolutions will remain Her own secret. Pretty exciting! She’s going to make a little note every time I break one of my resolutions, then deal with it all at the end of the year. That way I can’t sneakily avoid puishment by complying, She says. So that should be fun! Apparently, I’ve broken two of them already.
Anyway, with a slightly nervous twitch in case posting captioned images is one of the things I’ve resolved to cut out, here are the first captioned images of 2017! Just like all the previous ones, huh?
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| I think you should stand up for yourself. Who does Katie think she is, anyway? Go on – man up. |
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| Male class can be quite uncomfortable, but it’s a lot better than it was in the early days of commercial aviation. You’re inside, for a start and that makes quite a difference. |
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| You see? Now male class in the passenger section is a lot better than going airfreight as livestock, and – What’s that? Oh. Well, it’s even better than going as cargo on a container ship too, I expect. Bon voyage. |
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| He’s probably fine. Men’s brains can go for long periods without oxygen without loss of any useful functions anyway. |
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| Most wedding venues keep a spanking chair somewhere around – just ask the organisers. |
