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More mundanely, I understand commenting here has become harder the last few weeks. That’s not something I want to happen, so I have tried tweaking the anti-spam settings a bit. I found out for example that it was considering all comments containing the word ‘penis’ to be spam. I’ve deleted that but ‘penis enlargement’ continues to feature on the list, as that is not something this blog supports – quite the opposite, if anything. I’ll keep a better eye on this – apologies if you felt the urge to comment recently and were discouraged.












So, after all these years of being told that football’s just a silly game in which a bunch of moronic boys chase a ball around in a field and surely I’m not asking to be allowed to put the ironing off just to watch that nonsense, apparently it’s a remarkable display of female skill, grace and power. Who knew? Well, my SO did, obviously, and now I do because she’s told me and that’s that.
Personally I’m not so much interested in the football itself as in the players’ muddy boots and sweaty socks in the fact that we are now officially all allowed to cheer ourselves silly(er) for a team called ‘The Lionesses’. That I do like, rather a lot.

It’s coming home. Unless the Lionesses lose on Sunday, obviously, in which case it’s going somewhere else. [UPDATE: They did. It is.]
Anyway, back to the depressing porn.




I have posted this before, but ‘too few’ is always the number of times I have done that, so here’s the lovely Mistress Vixen playing the piano.

New occasional theme that’ll be included in regular posts from time to time, but I thought I’d introduce it in a themed post. Brutal, non-consensual – if you don’t like those things… well, you’re probably reading the wrong blog to begin with, quite frankly.





…why do you have to be a ball-breaker? Is it a lesson that I never knew?
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| It’s not the activities she’s horrified by, it’s the price list. I mean, for something that literally anyone can do, without any training. |
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| Ah well, you wanted a heavy pain session, right? Why else forget Mistress’s birthday? |
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| Some things do actually try to happen. But none of it leads to anything, so it’s really all the same. |
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| Take it from me as a long-serving married man, you really don’t want to discuss it. Let alone ‘discuss’ it. |
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| Obviously. |
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| There’s a thin line between chivalry and criminal sexism but fortunately we have women to help police that line – and run the re-education camps for anyone who teeters over it. |
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| He’s just a bit nervous about getting married… which is silly, really, when you think about it. |
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| Actually, the entire blog is literally nothing but a lot of fuss over a little smacked bottom. With wholly inadequate thinking time set aside for it. |
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| Another ungrateful subbie. Seems to be something of a theme today. I mean, quite apart from the sexual gratification he is getting, the value of all that learning is quite literally incalculable. |
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| Now this one at least appears to have the right attitude: asking nicely, saying please and thank you. And he has his reward, see? |
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| Looks like only one person in this relationship is making any effort. That’s not a formula for long-term happiness. |
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| She’s a perfectionist. I hope you are, too. |
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| The teddy bear is only a temporary expedient while she buys you a blow-up sex doll. She’s just trying to choose between the ‘Sven’ and ‘Muscle Man’ models. |
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| She makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. |
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| You’ll find her arguments compelling, I guarantee it. |
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| I know that some subs who are subject to strict speech rules rather resent them, but personally I really can’t complain. |
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| That Clause 17(b) is a tricky one, particularly as it is written in an obscure regional dialect of Czech. But it’s very useful. |
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| And if you want something to take your mind off the pain, try letting yourself be overwhelmed by the frustration of a lifetime in chastity. See – it’s a kind of virtuous circle. |
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| Or higher. Whatever. |