Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| I think they’re going to talk about it again. |
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| Marriage is for life, you know. That can be quite short, though. |
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| No, I don’t know either. Sorry. |
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| Nice of her to help them like that, wasn’t it? |
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| Oh how tiresome. |
All I want is a boy somewhere
Far away from the city square
Tied down across a chair –
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Lots of choc’lates for me to eat,
Whip in hand for his own hot treat.
Thrashed arse, he’ll beg at feet
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly…
Standin’ abso-bloomin’-lutely still.
Scared to move, so the pail don’t spill;
His pleading, high and shrill,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Someone restin’ across my knee,
Warm an’ tender as ‘e can be.
Who’s scared to death of me,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Loverly!
Loverly.
Loverly!
Loverly….
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| Those eyes. I could just drown in those eyes, couldn’t you? |
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| Huh. Brad! It’s been ‘Brad this’ and ‘Brad that’ ever since he arrived. Frankly, I am seriously considering giving him notice. It’s not as if we need a pool boy anyway, not having a pool. |
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| It’s funny to think, really, that you’re just about the only man she encounters most days who isn’t begging at her feet for mercy! You probably help her keep a sense of perspective – and that’s very important, for someone with a job they really love. |
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| Damn… I was really looking forward to November. |
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| Actually, most chastity belts are massively over-engineered. What might feel like irresistible pressure really hardly puts it under strain at all. I mean, steel’s pretty tough. So don’t worry, OK? |
Do not seek to question it.
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| It’s funny how you sometimes feel let down after a birthday, don’t you think? As if there should have been more to it, somehow? Oh well – there’s always next year. In you go. |
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| Yes, let’s get it sorted. |
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| Still am, I’m afraid to say. Ow! |
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| And she’s used to getting what she wants. |
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| Easy to confuse the two. Wouldn’t it be awful, though, if you visited a beautiful young professional lady for an intensive CBT session, then found yourself spending the next two hours putting positive feelings into practice? |
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| Oh dear. You don’t think they’ll tell the other girls in the office do you? |
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| Actually, he’s in for a nice surprise in a couple of months. She’s going to come in, first thing in the morning, and remove the chain completely. Only as an April fool’s joke, mind, but for a few hours he’ll be happy. |
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| I’ve never believed in all that star-sign nonsense. Although, my own horoscope last week just said “Nothing but pain and humiliation. Loser”. Do you think there might be something in it, after all? |
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| Poor thing, she looks exhausted. I wonder what she’s been doing? |
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| Be nice. You’ll probably be left to her in your wife’s will. |
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| What was his offence? Oh – reading porny blogs on the Internet, I think. Eighteen months with hard labour – he got off quite lightly, wouldn’t you say? |
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| Mmmm. A new experience!. |
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| Just like a mother to remind you of those embarassingtimes over her knee, eh? Last Friday, for example, just before the wedding. That was a bad one. |
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| Freedom is slavery. |
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| Well… at least you’re talking. That’s good, right? |
These ladies have them.
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| Oooh! Oooh! I don’t have a foot fetish either Ma’am! Oh dear, Pleeeease don’t make me lick your dirty feet clean Ma’am! |
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| Still, he’s lucky to be inside in weather like this. Best half-hour of the day. |
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| Hmmm. How are we going to resolve this? |
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| And don’t think she’s impressed when you buy the extra-large condoms, either. She knows they’re not for you. |
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| You’ve made her very happy today. |
(well, aren’t they?)
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| Probbaly best to thank them for the directions, and apologise for taking their time. Politely. Very politely indeed. |
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| There’s something particularly erotic about a woman who is actually allowed to shoot you, don’t you think? |
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| I’m sure that humour can help to decrease tensions in all sorts of social situations. Just not this one.
Hey – here’s one. What do you call a sissy with one ankle tied up to ‘her’ balls? Eileen! Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. |
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| You want to respect her privacy, and let her find her own way of growing up. But you have to say something. That miniskirt is way too short! |
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| You should be grateful. Many men never get any fellatio. |
In a startling change of pace, this blog now presents some captioned images of female dominance…
