More OWKfacts! Completely and utterly true factoids about life, love and genital torture at the Other World Kingdom.
All pictures originally came from www.owk.cz and were found either there or on tumblr etc.
More OWKfacts! Completely and utterly true factoids about life, love and genital torture at the Other World Kingdom.
All pictures originally came from www.owk.cz and were found either there or on tumblr etc.
More images of female domination, captioned ones.
Just scream to let them know when it’s back on, would you? |
If I want to keep those stats up, I guess I’m going to have to start offering housework tips here… |
Mmm…well, that was fun. Schoolboy session next month – four hours in detention writing lines, wasn’t it? Something to look forward to. |
Men – being crude and ignorant – need to train themselves to watch out for these subtle clues. Or women need to train them. |
Yes. Then they’ll definitely be gay. And married! |
Hey honey. How are you?
Oh – yeah, well quite a day. You know we’ve got this terrorist suspect? Well, I was in charge of his interrogation this morning, and he broke completely – but he hadn’t done anything! I mean, I made quite sure. We had a full three-hour session, and he was screaming and begging and pleading for mercy, almost from the start. You know? I’d already learnt everything before I even started on the second fingernail! He was completely innocent. Of course, I had to do the rest, and the other stuff as usual – got to do it by the book!
Apparently he was only here because some ex-girlfriend of his was cross with him or something, so she tipped off the security police that he was plotting to bomb a bridge. It’s really silly, the way they’ll just bring someone in for that sort of thing! Such a waste of all of our time – and his life and career of course! Apparently, he was some sort of computer programmer, and I don’t suppose you can do that without fingers. I think someone should have a word with that ex-girlfriend of his.
So I reported at lunchtime that he was innocent, and do you know, that silly old cow Colonel Travis wasn’t satisfied! Said she thought maybe the suspect was ‘holding out on me’ and maybe I needed to ‘be a bit harder’ on him. Ridiculous! I mean, I know when I’ve broken a man.
But anyway…orders are orders, so I had to go back and do a full afternoon session as well. You should have seen the look on the suspect’s face when I appeared at his cell door again! Shrieking in terror – frantically scrabbling at the walls to get away. He was desperately begging to be executed… especially when I said I wasn’t going to be as easy on him this time. Poor thing.
Of course, I didn’t find out anything new. He confessed to everything in sight, of course, but it was just because he was so terrified. Especially when I started on his eyes – they always hate that.
Hmmm? Oh yes, he’s still alive. There’s not much left of him, of course. Anyway, Cow-nel Travis had gone when I finished, so I just left the report on her desk. If she has me go back and do him again in the morning I’m going to be so cross! Still – I left a few bits untouched, just in case I have to.
What? No – not those bits! Honestly, you men! One track minds. They came off early in the afternoon. Shame – he was kind of cute.
Oh don’t be ridiculous! How can you be jealous? Quite apart from the fact that there’s not much of him left, I think he’d be too traumatised for the rest of his life even to speak to a woman, let alone –
Oh were you joking? Sorry, honey. I’m still just so keyed-up over having my professional judgement questioned like that.
Anyway…one of those irritating days. Grrr!
How about we skip the movie, order a pizza and you can take away some of my tension…hmmm?
Very tough, sometimes. Ouch.
Captioned images of female domination follow. Obviously.
Not a clothes cupboard, you understand. Don’t get your hopes up, loser. |
Yes. Apparently she doesn’t have Madame Sarka’s easygoing and forgiving nature, so do watch it. Still – congratulations! Happiest day of your life, and all that! |
Oh I always do that sort of thing. Live for today, I say! Who knows where we’ll be tomorrow, eh? Well, I mean, in this case here, obviously. And the day after that, and… |
Oh no. I hate going to her parents’. Especially after a flogging. Oh well… who said life had to be fair? |
Gratuitous cruelty – dontcha love it? |
Do you really want to make me cry?
Oh…say you do.
“Boots” is a surprisingly popular choice. You can also sell the right to choose, to someone else, then just take pot luck. Quite fun, if you’re feeling adventurous. |
Oh well. It’s been deep-fried. How bad can it be? |
Perhaps.
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Sounds fair. |
Unusually for me, a themed post. See if you can guess the theme.
All images taken from the public spaces of “The British Institution”, or tumblrs, not from behind the paywall to my knowledge.
Well worth a visit – once you’re in, you’ll find you can’t leave. Not for five years anyway, even with good behaviour.
http://www.thebritishinstitution.com
I think they’re going to talk about it again. |
Marriage is for life, you know. That can be quite short, though. |
No, I don’t know either. Sorry. |
Nice of her to help them like that, wasn’t it? |
Oh how tiresome. |
All I want is a boy somewhere
Far away from the city square
Tied down across a chair –
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Lots of choc’lates for me to eat,
Whip in hand for his own hot treat.
Thrashed arse, he’ll beg at feet
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly…
Standin’ abso-bloomin’-lutely still.
Scared to move, so the pail don’t spill;
His pleading, high and shrill,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Someone restin’ across my knee,
Warm an’ tender as ‘e can be.
Who’s scared to death of me,
Aow, wouldn’t it be loverly?
Loverly!
Loverly.
Loverly!
Loverly….
Those eyes. I could just drown in those eyes, couldn’t you? |
Huh. Brad! It’s been ‘Brad this’ and ‘Brad that’ ever since he arrived. Frankly, I am seriously considering giving him notice. It’s not as if we need a pool boy anyway, not having a pool. |
Damn… I was really looking forward to November. |
Actually, most chastity belts are massively over-engineered. What might feel like irresistible pressure really hardly puts it under strain at all. I mean, steel’s pretty tough. So don’t worry, OK? |
Do not seek to question it.
It’s funny how you sometimes feel let down after a birthday, don’t you think? As if there should have been more to it, somehow? Oh well – there’s always next year. In you go. |
Yes, let’s get it sorted. |
Still am, I’m afraid to say. Ow! |
And she’s used to getting what she wants. |
Oh dear. You don’t think they’ll tell the other girls in the office do you? |
I’ve never believed in all that star-sign nonsense. Although, my own horoscope last week just said “Nothing but pain and humiliation. Loser”. Do you think there might be something in it, after all? |
Poor thing, she looks exhausted. I wonder what she’s been doing? |
Be nice. You’ll probably be left to her in your wife’s will. |