Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| And if you don‘t think so… well, that just proves her point, doesn’t it? |
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| Time for some firmer measures here too. |
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| I have no idea what that means. I don’t even speak Swiss – or Austrian or whatever. |
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| I paid a prostitute for a ‘girlfriend experience’ once. She took out an injunction and banned me from being within half a mile of her. I am allowed to visit her flat once a month to make the payments, though. |
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| Yes. Yes it is. |
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| Let’s hope she does want to treat him nicely. |
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| Any particular flavour? |
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| I think Hugh should stand up to them. I mean, is he a man or a mouse? |
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| It would probably be OK to use any one of the Approved Slave Apology Phrases # 23 – 38 in reply. Or several, even. |
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| Well, that’s thoughtful. Just what I needed. |
By the way, I’ve been keeping this quiet partly because I don’t want him closed down, but there’s a chap with an account on archive.org
who must own an industrial-quality scanner, who appears to be
digitising what looks to be a large lifetime collection of (mainly
British) material relating to… well, our interests. The vast majority
of it is fem sub but even if only 5% of it is FD, the sheer volume he
is posting there makes it rather significant in itself. I make no
judgments on the copyright issues, let alone the rather more serious
violation of this blog’s code involved in publishing material in which men oppress
women (they’re only lengthening the charge sheet against them, for when
we finally achieve the righteous smack of firm government) but I leave
it to you to decide.
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| Oh well. It has to be better than that call centre in Dhaka she put me in last year. |
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| That is what little boys are made of, after all. Somehow I always knew. |
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| Well, as long as she’s genuinely rehabilitated herself, I suppose it’s OK. |
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| Girls have always known I’m ‘special’ and treated me accordingly. |
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| I feel disempowered every time I even see a picture of Gal Gadot. I go weak at the knees. |
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| There are a few other differences: for example, they use shorter words and less complicated concepts in the male stream, for obvious reasons. |
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| I already wanted to be laundry boy. Very, very much. |
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| I’ve heard she’s a bit of a sweetie in real life. Torture is just a job for her, you know? She’s awfully good at it, though. |
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| No… no. I think that’s all very reassuring. |
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| Oh, I don’t know. I think I’d quite like to be at least a little bit late. |
Not the version by those dreadful yobs, of course, but by Mistress Joan.
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| Oh well, I suppose it’s something to take my mind off it. |
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| She’s Prisoner Welfare Officer too, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart. |
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| A lot of new findommes have the wrong idea about financial domination. It’s actually quite hard work. But not for the domme, obviously. |
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| This being a fantasy blog, I expect she’s going to ‘punish’ you by doing all the things you’ve always dreamed about, rather than just divorcing you and exposing you to ridicule in the newspapers. |
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| They’re very zealous about it. Indeed, I believe that some of his team are about to raid an establishment where they’ve received a tip-off about repeated violations of the ban on smoking in the workplace. They don’t give any warning – just burst straight in through the door, cameras at the ready. |
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| Actually, although it’s a very specialised field of architecture, her fees are fairly low, not least because she doesn’t need to pay any assistants. |
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| And they say castratrices have no feelings. |
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| If he’s bad at sums, he might need a little thinking time in the corner to get the salary offer right. |
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| I’d queue up… |
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| I’ve always enjoyed a vigorously bisexual sex life: left or right hand, doesn’t matter to me. |
Yes, it’s another link to a music video with only the most spurious and tangential connection – if any – to the theme of this blog.
That theme being, obviously, this:
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| He even scratched in the corner his tally of how many there are. But you could wipe that off if you don’t want spoilers. |
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| He’s going to have ever such a clean mouth. And a very respectful attitude too. |
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| Hmmm. Looks like you’re gettig that date rape after all! |
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| Oh, it doesn’t matter. Mouth and anus – they’re just two ends of the same tube. As my SO likes to point out: shit comes out of both and ocasionally needs to be shoved into both too, so why worry? |
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| Awww. Sweet. |
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| Don’t worry – she’ll give her one more chance. She’s quite forgiving really. She’s just cross because she’s got to go to all the trouble of murdering you and disposing of the body, that’s all. |
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| I myself am very firmly opposed to corporal punishment. Forunately, nobody pays a blind bit of attention to my views. |
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| She’s good at riddles, too. |
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| Send him out? Honestly, Henry shouldn’t let her just boss him around like that. He should stand up for himself… be a man. |
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| He does. But I’m sure he’s grateful inside. The British Institution – not to be confused with the Royal Institution, although the one time the BBC made that mistake was the best Christmas science lecture series ever. |
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| See if you can spot the eight men concealed within this picture! |
…but not quite cold enough yet for me to be allowed to sleep in the house. Never mind. Here are some wintrish captions.
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| It’s a bit cruel of her, to focus so much on the depressing news of our changing climate. Look how unhappy he seems. |
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| The treatment he’s experiencing looks most unethical. I’d click to inform People for the Ethical Treatment of Males about this disgraceful behaviour, but I only have one hand free and that one’s typing. |
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| Oh well. At least your day had the prospect of some meaning, for one brief moment. Back to your squalid and pointless existence. |
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| The UK’s not generally known for its outdoor porn shoots: pallid, goose-pimpled flesh shivering under a grey sky isn’t really a turn-on for most punters. Femdom porn, as ever, is an exception and Cruella especially has lovingly documented the effects of the changing seasons on the male British body. The shoot above appears to me to be in early summer, when the weather is no longer wintry but is turning merely ‘bloody cold’. Impressive they managed to find a day when it wasn’t raining, too. |
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| OWK does actually have a complaints box for its male guests, surprisingly enough. I spent six hours in it once. |
Mistress Chrissie always does.
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| Witchcraft? Oh what nonsens |
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| Apparently, they’ve just discovered a new treatment that prevents testicular cancer altogether. My SO has arranged for me to have it next week – wasn’t that thoughtful of her? |
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| Could be the solution to our over-stretched prison service. I happen to know several ladies in London who own cells, cages and suchlike – they should get in touch with the Home Office, offer to help out. |
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| She does extras. Tip her enough and she’ll even fake laughing at your jokes. |
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| She’s making mushroom surprise. |