Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkely Square. Warning: safe for work and unrelated.
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| I’ll confess to anything because I’m guilty guilty guilty! |
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| As long as there’s wi-fi. |
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| Don’t be so suspicious. |
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| “Isn’t that silly” is a phrase I used to hear a lot on dates, oddly enough. |
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| It’s good to feel useful, now there’s nothing to do but hang around the house all day. I’m worried we might run out of toilet paper, though. Goodness knows what we’d do, then. |
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| Perhaps she ought to explore ways to teach him what her orgasm sounds like. There must be opportunities, for an independently-minded lady such as her. | . |
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| Actually, most of the women I have ever paid to mistreat me are very kind to animals. Maybe it’s a balance thing. |
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| Thank badness for that. |
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| Hmm… let’s think. I’m not staying at a Travellodge, OK? I do have some standards. |
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| I read about this fake findomme who was defrauding her clients. Apparently she was taking their money and then not ignoring them at all. It’s sad that kind of thing happens, as it gives the whole industry a bad name. |
…I’m her boy.
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| No, just need a lamp-post to raise my leg against some time soon, that’s all. No rush. |
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| A range of sizes – but all boyfriend-sized, not you-sized, yeah? Mike’s friends will be real guys. |
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| Actually, it’s extremely good practice because they don’t usually bother to fill the pool with water. |
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| How very kind of her. |
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| She should make sure she gets his consent first, though. Or during – whatever’s easiest. |
Not President Hathaway stuff, sorry. Some time. But not today. Today we are on the other side of the Atlantic.
But only a bit of politics, because I was hoping for five captioned images but I’d better post these three before, like everyone else, I run out of time.
It seems extraordinary that I put up a similar post almost three years ago. So much has been achieved since then: our leaders have used that time wisely to create an agreement with the EU that secures the long-term interests of both the UK and its European friends. An agreement that makes such obvious good sense that it has been accepted by acclamation in all European capitals. Well, I for one certainly feel foolish about voting ‘remain’, after the Brexit process has been such a massive success. I mean, who ever would have thought the negotiations would have gone so smoothly, after all the rancour of the referendum. Oh, hang on…
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| Come on, Ladies… |
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| Actually, I understand a day is like a whole beetle year. So in beetle years, you’ve got, what… 6 minutes left, maybe longer? And it’s not like you’ll be dying all in one go, anyway. |
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| I don’t have any secret embarassing thoughts about women. They’re all laid out here, for all to see, |
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| A little food goes a long way in the OWK. |
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| Cherishing’s very important. She’s going to insist on lots of that. |
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| It’s silly to be afraid of the sea, anyway. You know, you can drown in just a few inches of water, right? Especially with handcuffs on. My SO told me that once and likes to remind me of it from time to time. |
…but they can’t see the light.
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| Are you sitting uncomfortably? Then she’ll begin. |
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| You’re actually already halfway through the session. Might as well finish off. |
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| Good. Good. I expect she’ll be chucking away all those dusty old wine bottles in the cellar and filling up the racks with some nice fresh sparkling wine with cheerful labels, too. |
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| If it’s any consolation to him, after her friend has finished the face-slapping session tomorrow, he will look like a house elf. |
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| As it happens, the second guy from the front is the Financial Director of one of the biggest German pension and insurance conglomerates. He’s wondering whether he should say something here – but by now he’s probably got more sense. |
That’s me…with occasional periods of unconsciousness, when She plays a little too vigorously.
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| I don’t know about you, but I’ve reached the point in my life where just stuffing high-value notes into an envelope gives me an erection. |
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| He gets up early and sings his little song. |
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| The irony is, they then use ordinary gelding clippers to remove what remains of the burnt semi-dissolved flesh. So it’s all a bit pointless, really. Will you tell her, or shall I? |
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| Unaccompanied males can enter the country on their own passports, of course. It’s just leaving that’s forbidden. |
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| Best not to argue, though. |
It’s the least wonderful time of the year.
Just the one, today. More tomorrow.
I know you all yearn for a Goverment committeed to the smack of firm but loving matriarchal discipline but if we’ve learnt anything over the last year or two, it’s that in politics anything can happen and it doesn’t always turn out the way we might like.
As for those males commited to absurd old-fashioned notions like sexual equality and who might think that the future envisaged under President Hathaway is oppressive (to be honest, not many such males read this blog), they need to be aware that another world is certainly possible.
I was going to say “your choice, guys”. But of course, it won’t be.
be her dog?
wagwagwag…
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| He’ll be paying rent to her as well. The monthly rate is a very reasonable “everything”. |
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| Mistress Akella, there, showing how patient dommes need to be at times. |
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| Oh, I don’t suppose Janice would mind. She’s very easygoing. As long as you stay on the leash, you can pretty much do your own thing when she’s not around. It’s that kind of marriage. |
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| In OWK, slaves aren’t judged on whether they fail or succeed. Just on how badly they fail. |
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| She seems nice. Remember, though: it is very unprofessional to get involved romantically with your clients. So don’t even think about it. |