Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Thank goodness for modern anaesthetics |
Speaking of modern anaesthetics, for those of you into extreme femdom violence, torture and castration, here’s a sweet little move clip I found.
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| I’m encouraged already, actually. |
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| …and if I do? |
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| You can download an app that’ll translate any length of text into morse code. She discovered that the next day… |
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| The annual performance reviews can be a bit brutal. |
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| You know, I’ve forgotten what I was going to ask about now. Often happens. Oh well. |
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| Remarkably, with that sniper rifle she can give herself an orgasm with an man who is anything up to a kilometre away. |
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| Medical opinion is divided on the advisability of gagging castration patients during their operations. On the one hand, there are those who say it’s best to shut the bastards up; but on the other, there are surgeons who get off on the screaming. The debate continues, in the medical journals. |
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| First dates can often be a bit embarassing… just go with it. |
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| Busy busy. |
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| Let’s hope she’s not trying for a multiple orgasm today. |
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| If they do a good job, she’ll probably want to buy the monthly pass. Works out a lot cheaper. |
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| Hi Belinda. You know, about pain play… I’ve been thinking. |
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| And then he has to sow the wheat but after that he can take a bit of a rest until harvest time. Apart from practicing for the competition at the Country Fair, obviously. |
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| Oh dear. I hope she’s not too disappointed. |
It’s guilt edged, glamorous and sleek by design; you know it’s jealous by nature,
false and unkind.
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| Cuts and more cuts! What do I pay my taxes for, I’d like to know? Well… OK, I don’t actually pay taxes because I just get £5 a week pocket money. But my wife pays taxes on my income, so I think this is just disgraceful. |
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| That’s a rhetorical question. No need to provide reasons in response. |
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| Let’s find out. |
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| Lose coffee privileges?? Ooh – hard limit! Red, Mistress, red! |
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| Which is quite often, obviously. |
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| I have my testosterone levels checked twice a year. They’ve never found any yet, but you can’t be too careful about these things. |
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| I’m delighted to say my SO reaches orgasm every time she has sex. I can usually hear it even from my cage down in the cellar. |
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| Who said she was pissed off? A bit disrespectful, if you ask me. I reckon Dave should report him for that. |
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| Don’t worry, it won’t kill you. Not at only two a day. |
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| I’m tempted to say somethng about ‘hanging around’ but I don’t want to beaten up by irate readers… oh hang on, yes I do. |
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| Actually: confession time. I, servitor, am not actually into femdom at all. It’s all a cruel punishment perpetrated upon me by an evil woman who forces me to spend hours each week scouring the internet for pictures of ladies in leather boots, or holding canes – which don’t excite me at all! – and write silly captions on them. Oh, the torment. |
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| Well, these things matter, y’know? Sure, Kurt’s main priority right now is to spend the night fucking your wife like a piledriver. But in the morning, he’s going to want a nice fresh pair of briefs to pull over his aching cock, amiright? |
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| My SO, a few of her friends and I played this game with a tattoo pen once. Goodness, we laughed! Some of us. |
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| Would it be to make a banana smoothie? |
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| Cultural norms can vary a lot, even within the same country. At the office where I work, for example, I’m allowed on the furniture and to drink water without asking permission. |
I can’t figure out your watery love
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| She can help you deal with feelings of guilt, too. |
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| I’ve never seen the point of masturbation gloves, to be quite honest. I mean why buy a special item of clothing that you’re almost never going to wear? |
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| You could try to bluff your way out. Or grovel. I think I’d go with grovel… but that’s just me. |
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| Nice to have something to think about, to take your mind off how much it’s going to fucking hurt. |
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| Always consensual. It’s rule number 1. Well, in my relationship it’s actually rule number 286, but you know what I mean. |
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| Oh, no. Not Lucy. |
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| They do furnish a room. |
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| It’s a good idea to have it written there on the fridge, to remind you both that it’s overdue. I’m sure she’ll get round to it, though – no need to nag. |
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| Boring old politics. Still, you’d better go along to look pretty on her arm. |
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| You could kiss and make up. |
She said: “Nice legs, shame about your face.”
Been revisiting the music of my teenage years. Although to be honest this one provides a rather more accurate picture of my dating experience. And this one is just timeless, as far as I’m concerned.
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| Actually, as a former investment banker he’d probably be better at handling the financial negotiations himself. But they each have their own role in the business, I suppose. |
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| I hate it when that happens. But then I hate it when it doesn’t, too. You know? |
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| He used to be a client. A lot of the stuff that’s lying around did. Some of the leather coverings too, if we’re brutally honest about things. |
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| Especially with her reading circle coming round to discuss it that very evening. |
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| That’s good. Because when Madame Svetlana is displeased, very regrettable things happen. |
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| Aooooarrrahhh-oooo, eeehhhhuuuh! |
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| I’m sure we’ve all been there. |
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| That’s true, actually. I mean, I certainly don’t experience pain the way my Significant Other does. I experience it a lot more frequently, for a start. |
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| “Just” in the sense of “only” |
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| Hmm. 16 orgasms in less than a minute. Quite a performance. Let’s try not to repeat it. |
