Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| A truly service-oriented submissive would have one ready, anticipating her needs. |
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| They say Paris is the city of lovers. Maybe she’ll have a several, while you’re there. |
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| Don’t worry, the whip’s just for show. Well… I mean, it’s mainly for the slaveboy, obviously. But in this context, it’s mainly for show. |
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| You’re very much at the bottom end of it, obviously, but part of the family nonetheless. |
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| Skirts are much more convenient, as I can personally attest. |
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| And they say romance is dead. |
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| Remarkably, it’s still valid in the UK even after Brexit, as that Convention is not an EU instrument – indeed it predates it, having come into existence in 1953. Not particularly amusing, sexy or femdommy but actually true (see – you get a lot of useful information from this blog, as well as useless nonsense). You might wonder, therefore, whether she actually has any legal justification to ban the invocation of the Convention in session – but I advise you to take that up with her. |
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| They have a standard service charge of 175% for pay-piggies. But you should tip, too. |
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| Many men’s misconceptions about lesbian sex actually have a biological basis: specifically, their brains are too small to understand it. |
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| It’s good that she gets a chance to practice in a safe environment, where it really doesn’t matter if anything goes wrong. |
Extra one that I’ll push out there while it’s still a bit topical:
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| Thank goodness (and her) for that. |
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| I’ve always thought it odd that I am both her object and her subject. |
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| When she talks of the ‘place’ that’ll do it, just think of a gleaming, modern medical facility, OK? Not a dirty garage filled with rusty tools. It’ll be easier that way. |
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| Thank goodness for the invention of electricity – it’s a great way to save labour, or induce it depending on who’s holding the zapper. |
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| One day your luck might run out. |
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| Oh, you can wait, surely? So selfish… |
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| Males often don’t listen properly to women. The best thing, I find, when discussing something important, is to concentrate 100% on listening, not speaking. That way, there’s less danger of a painful misunderstanding. |
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| Accessorise! |
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| I wouldn’t say ‘peaked’ exactly. It continued to rise for a bit, then fell off a cliff, so to speak. |
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| Christmas Special tomorrow on Contemplating the Divine! What’s special about it? Oh, well – the captions are all about Christmas! Like this one, y’know… not that special, I suppose. But then who among us is, apart from the ladies obviously? |
La la la la lah la la la-lala…
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| Maybe they’ll show you what’s in the trunk. Although being British, I find the word ‘boot’ comes more naturally to mind when contemplating this scene. |
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| I find my body works much better when I’m being obedient. Less bruised, for one thing. |
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| Wonderful to watch a creative mind at work. In the end she just called it Unfinished Composition #1 and decided to treat the whole series as a work in progress. They say that a work of art is perfect not when it is complete, but when there is nothing left to take away and that’s certainly her philosophy. |
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| She’s right of course – what’s a few moments of pleasure from an unhealthy treat, compared to hours shuffling as fast as the ankle chains will allow, on the combined treadmill and electric shock device? She doesn’t want to have to increase your daily stint on that, if she can possibly help it, does she? |
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| Oh dear. Let’s hope the bank hotline doesn’t keep you waiting for long. |
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| Older husbands might start to find it hard to bend down every morning (and evening, obviously) for the greeting, but there’s a simple solution, especially after retirement – just stay on hands and knees all day. |
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| Mock away. |
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| If you wiggle about, he’ll probably finish quite quickly. |
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| They know all the tricks. Actually, occasionally the ‘clients’ aren’t faking and are genuinely unconscious, but then if they’re hung up and severely whipped, they can’t feel it and no harm done? Right? Well, OK, technically some harm maybe, but nothing to get bothered about. |
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| Yup. I was asked the other day if I’m sexually experienced and – with all due modesty – I did have to say that I thought the stain on the floor in front of my computer table could speak for itself on that particular score! She looked suitably impressed. |
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| I wonder if she’s jealous that she never gets to do the ironing any more? |
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| The girls could probably handle more than ten reasons, but at that point the boys would run out of fingers so it’s probably best not to go there. |
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| Don’t worry, he won’t be there all night. She’s got a pillory in the bedroom too. In fact, it’s the same model so he can just stagger there still wearing the cross-piece and it slots right in. |
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| I was too worried about ending up with some embarrassing word tattooed on me in Chinese or Japanese so my SO kindly agreed to do it in English instead – just as well, as it turns out ‘wanker’ doesn’t translate directly. |
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| You could try licking the tears back up. |
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| A family friend was branded by a Canadian domme. He kicked up a bit of a fuss when she started on the French translation, but ‘la loi c’est la loi’, I guess. |
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| He’s sulky because when they have guests around he’s usually allowed to stay up. But after she had to deal with a tantrum at their last dinner party, she’s decided not to risk it. |
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| Don’t forget to look super-relaxed. |
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| A few hours spent torturing a male doesn’t make a lesbian relationship any less vanilla, any more than cuddling together in front of the TV with a box of chocolates makes them choco-fetishists. |
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| I’m sure you don’t mind – you married her for her personality, not her looks, right? And she certainly has a very strong personality. |
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| Anybody else want to negotiate? |
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| It’s recreational for her, anyway – although there’s a serious element to it too. |
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| I wonder what the OWK Ladies would have done, had the wall not come down in 1989 and no Velvet Revolution occurred? Oh, they’re so talented I am sure they have found some kind of niche within the totalitarian system where their skills could be useful, but it would have been very different. |
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| Just try to think unsexy thoughts while they do it. Reading this blog should give you some ideas. |
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| Once again, I do have a bit of a gripe here. I mean, sometimes it’s “I want the truth and I’m going to keep on increasing the voltage until I get it’ and next it’s ‘Keep your nasty little opinions to yourself.’ It just doesn’t always seem entirely fair, is all I’m saying, but I suppose it’s best not to complain. |
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| Women… sometimes they want you to scream hysterically, cry and beg for mercy, sometimes it’s just ‘annoying’. My SO gave me 24 hard strokes with the cane yesterday and when I started shrieking and pleading frantically (on or maybe just before stroke number two, if I recall correctly) she told me she was ‘just not in the mood’. I mean, at that point I was committed, you know? It’s a physical thing for us guys… can’t just switch it off. |
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| The frightening – truly terrifying – thing about assisting with any kind of competitive sport in OWK is that one of the Ladies has to lose. They often don’t take it with good grace, you know. |
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| Needless to say, inflicting this sort of public BDSM play on passing strangers is not OK. And even worse when it’s in front of members of your family, as here. |
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| The customer is always right. |
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| The gimp hoods are going on in the later, private ceremony. When you and flappy-ears take your real vows. |
