Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Because dreams are made of this.
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| And if she isn’t free, your daughter’s got lots of other friends who could step in. |
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| Did you have something better to do? No? Well then. |
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| That half a day’s going to drag a bit. I hate not really having anything to do, you know? |
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| Those two extra legs make all the diference. Insects don’t usually have such big fangs too. |
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| Could be a career breakthrough here. Make yourself valuable to stars like Gigi Allens and who knows where you might go? |
… oh, I’m not even going to go there. It’s a very old joke and not very funny.
Let’s have some brand new and not very funny captions instead.
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| Dommes don’t care about these things, but we subs do. The taste is quite different, for one thing. |
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| It’s good to experiment a bit. |
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| I’m one of her regular clients. First Tuesday of every month, 9.35 to 9.38. It gives meaning to my otherwise pointless existence. |
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| Men do seem to be making some pretty strange democratic choices just now, you’ve got to admit. |
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The pressure exerted by a woman walking in high heels. so it seems. That’s a lot of Pascals. 4.3 million Pascals, I suppose. Makes you think, eh? And that’s assuming she’s not actually jumping up and down.
I read that on the Physics Website, which (drawing I suspect on Cutnell, John D., & Kenneth W. Johnson. Physics. 4th ed. New York: Wiley, 1998. 338) explains it this way:
Sorry, what was that?
Mmmmm… sounds like you don’t read this blog very often, Mr Physics Website.
Anyway, it all seems very instructive. I won’t link to the website as I don’t think they’d particularly appreciate this source of traffic (yes, dear readers, that’s right: I am ashamed of you). On with what we do on this website, now.
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| It’s not actually the days wearing the collar that will hurt you, in any case. It’s all the things you said and did during those days when you weren’t wearing it. |
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| Looks like you’re about to get a feel for Russian culture. |
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| Interestingly, a recent survey found that many women with husbands in chastity actually start wearing sexy clothes more often than before. Women, eh? Always missing the point. Bless ’em. |
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| Anyway, he’s got another ear. So it’s not like the time when she – oh, well,, that’s another story. |
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| Kafkaesque, no? |
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| Kinky and socially useful at the same time! What’s not to like? |
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| Better be worth it… I need those fingers for my everyday sex life. |
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| He did mind. But she didn’t. |
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| Oh well. Live and learn. |
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| Don’t diss housework simulators. After a hard day’s ironing, there’s nothing I like better than to relax with SimLaundry 3. I’m about to earn the 10,000 pleated skirt achievement. |
… because she hates men.
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| It’s nice when newlyweds have pet names for each other. But ‘bully’ just isn’t appropriate. ‘Boss’ is a good one – he could try that, maybe? |
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| I’m glad she’s taking precautions because some itching powders can be really nasty. But see those gloves? That’s safe BDSM play. She’ll be fine. |
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| Oh – stop worrying! They’re not going to starve to death or anything! This blog can’t abide excessively violent scenes, you know that. No: they’ll die of thirst long before they starve. |
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| Let’s hope this one turns out better than the previous 117. But if not, that’s valuable knowledge too. Science: it’s all about reproducibility of the results. |
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| Very lightly. Safe, sane, consensual – remember? |
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| Humbler and humbler we become. |
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| Brisk, businesslike and to the point. |
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| I was the victim in an abusive relationship once. It’s actually quite a traumatic memory. I was upset for months afterwards… begging her to come back. |
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| It’s good to have a hobby. |
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| Charlotte’s Web – the femdom version. With bacon for supper. |
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| Oh no, not again. Honestly, it’s like that story’s following me around. |
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| Well, at least two of them like pain a lot. If he really insists, perhaps they could hold a vote. |
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| Yes, you don’t want to cause ofence to religious people. This blog certanly never does that, except perhaps to the poor evangelical guy who had a Christian blog of the same name… sorry about that, mate. |
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| I hate it when the legs get caught between my teeth. Don’t you hate that? |
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| hmm? wha? |
Uh huh. Well, I know
what that is.
No…no, don’t try to leave, honey. She wants to be with her Mommy. And if she senses we’re growing far apart,
she’ll release more of the paralysis toxin.
The only reason you’re conscious is that I’m here. She only needs to do that for a few days,
though. She’s got filaments spreading
along your nerve fibres, and when they reach your brain she can take
control. You’ll be free to move and
speak and stuff, but she’ll be in charge.
That way she can keep you safe as she incubates and feeds. It’s like being carried around wrapped in a cushion
of your favourite food!
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| Erm… sorry, was I supposed to be typing something down here? |
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| Well it matters to the bug. Still, I suppose it’s quite low down in the grand scheme of things. No point paying attention to the feelings of worms or cockroaches, is there? |
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| Yes. How awful it must be for guys with huge cocks, who are into SPH, did you ever think of that? Poor souls… |
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| And I’ll be thinking about her (Lady Sophia Black, ladies and gentlemen!) |
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| The nickname’s a bit unfair. It’s not his fault his breath smells of piss. |
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| Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher. |
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| Have you noticed their expressions? I don’t think they’re going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done – the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other. |
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| He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though. Just in a different role. |
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| Valuable protein. |
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| That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture. It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically. |