All your praises they shall ring if it be your will … to let me sing

Erm… sorry, was I supposed to be typing something down here?
 
 

 

Well it matters to the bug.  Still, I suppose it’s quite low down in the grand scheme of things. No point paying attention to the feelings of worms or cockroaches, is there?
 
 

 

Yes.  How awful it must be for guys with huge cocks, who are into SPH, did you ever think of that? Poor souls…
 
 

 

And I’ll be thinking about her (Lady Sophia Black, ladies and gentlemen!)
 
 

 

The nickname’s a bit unfair.  It’s not his fault his breath smells of piss.

Active-aggressive behaviour

Actually, I think her levels of married bliss have never been higher.
 
 

 

Have you noticed their expressions?  I don’t think they’re going to argue about this. Sometimes couples already really know what needs to be done – the role of the external expert is just to help them open up about it to each other.
 
 

  

He does still participate in rapes from time to time, though.  Just in a different role.
 
 

 

Valuable protein.
 
 
That kind of bitchy behaviour is quite unusual in OWK, actually. Generally, the ladies work within a supportive and positive team culture.  It’s about mutual respect in the workplace, basically.

Don’t question why she needs to be so free

…she’ll tell you it’s the only way to be.

Dinner parties can be such hell, can’t they?
 

 

Seems fair.
This is the lovely Mina Thorne, in a very fine video for Men Are Slaves (well of course they are)

 

Hmm.  Maybe there’s some hidden food and when I find it I’ll also find a way to kill the cockroaches?  No, that’s not it…
 
 

 

You’ll feel a lot better once you know you have no secrets from her.  Well – when the welts have died down, anyway.
 
 
If you look very carefully, you can just see one of his toes poking out, I reckon.  He’ll get in trouble for that if she finds out,though, so keep it to yourself, OK?
 

More of that kind of thing

Mistress Debbie to you.  Scarier than she sounds, huh?
 
 

 

I can feel it helping already.
 

 

Well, it wasn’t specifically on his hard limits list, so I suppose it’s OK.
 Lexi Sindel. Who else?  Well… some ants, I suppose.  Oh – and a bloke.
 
 
You’ll soon learn to detect the early signs of a long period of impotence.  Pursing her lips, finding fault with you – that kind of thing is usually a good early indication of a prolonged period in which you’ll find sexual release difficult if not impossible to achieve.
 
 

 

It’s good to have occasional surprises in marriage.

Put your lovin’ hand out baby

It’s what she says when my hand’s been doing a bit too much lovin’.  I just say ‘Yes Ma’am’.

The beautiful Mistress Mina Thorne, whose dungeon I’m sure is entirely free of creepy-crawlies.  Except her clients, obviously.
 

 

Perhaps these things should come with instructions.
 

 
 

Sounds like a win-win.
 
 
 
Actually it arrived two days ago.  Come on – you have to tell her sooner or later. If she calls the couriers and finds out, she’s going to be very cross.
 
 

 

That’s very considerate of her, isn’t it?  They’re not all heartless bitches, the ladies featured on this site, you know.

No means no

There’s been a lot of news lately about the need for men always to seek a woman’s consent before any sexual activity.  And I think that’s exactly right.  If she says no – that’s it.  You’ll just have to wait until next month.

 

Finally found something you’re good at!  Well done.
 

 

The selection process is quite rigorous.  Some don’t survive.  But there’s plenty of them, so that’s really not a problem.
 

 

Well, if being told off and humiliated by an attractive lady in a sharp business suit doesn’t take his mind off sexy things, I don’t know what will!
 

 

They’re more kind of… snaily, if you know what I mean.  You don’t?  Oh.  Well – kind of like a cockroach that’s been squished under a boot most of the day – and I expect you know how bad that tastes!
 
 
Awww… sweet.
 

I have to praise her

…like I should.

 
Tennis court servitude
Don’t forget to scurry.  Ball boys should definitely scurry.
 
 
Femdom together
Sergei I am not looking forward to.
 
Pissing Mistress
But seeing as this is Mistress Absolute  – the Mistress Absolute – I suspect that can only add to the value, among certain rare connoseurs conouiseirs conosewers, don’t you think?
 
 
No tits here
Domina Liza.  I’ll confesss, I don’t know the Lady in person, but I suspect that her attitude to such a request would be along these lines.  This caption is intended to comment on the style of femdom photo that I mentally categorize as ‘tits out for the lads’ and try, virtuously, to avoid.
 
Femdom insecticide
Awww… poor little thing.
 

Yes, I’ve experienced pain in my marriage

Fairly regularly, actually.  Usually on Tuesday and Friday evenings.

Mistress wife rules-based management
Gives you a warm glow inside, knowing she’s in charge, doesn’t it?  And outside too – obviously.
 
 

Hard strokes
I’m sure he can take it.  Being chained up helps a lot, for a start.
 
 

Sexual humiliation is lovely
Women, eh!  Never satisfied.
 
 

But does he swallow
I think they are antennae.  I find it’s the antennae that usually get detached.  Unless she insists that I chew of course – then it just all goes everywhere.  Don’t you agree?
 
 

Lucky, lucky us.

Let’s spend the night together



Now, this time around, your night in the cage is going to be
a little different.
Why?  Because Mistress says so of course.  But if you mean “In what way, Mistress?”, well, it’s because
you’ll have a little friend to keep you company, that’s why.
Can you guess?
Well… I read your diary the last time we did this – and
you’ve been keeping a little secret from me, haven’t you?
Hmmm?
Begins with ‘A’?
No, I don’t think you’re going to get it.  ‘Arachnophobia’ is the word I was waiting for.
Now calm down.  No,
come on.  Calm down!  It can’t really do you any harm.

Goodness, what an awful racket.  It’s a good thing we soundproofed this
dungeon, isn’t it?  And you know there’s
no point tugging on those chains like that. 
They’re very strong.  We wouldn’t
want your arms free to squash the poor little thing, now, would we?

That’s better.  Try to
breathe normally.

What’s that?  No, of
course you can’t.  Don’t you
remember?  You asked for a session with
no safewords.  I can do anything to you
that doesn’t cause any actual damage. 
Well, this is it.

Anyway, I’ve heard that this sort of thing is the way to
cure these silly little phobias.  You’ve obviously got rather a bad one. 

Well, I’ll be off. 
I’ll just let little Miss Moffit out, and then I’ll close the door nice
and tight so she can’t leave either.

You know, they say the spider is more scared than you
are.  You might want to bear that in mind.  Although, looking at you now,
that’s hard to believe.
Do you think it’s better with the light on… or off?    Better to see it… or just to know it’s there? Oooh, choices, choices. I’
Hmmm.  Tell you what.  I’ll just leave a torch shining from the other side of the dungeon.  Then there will be a few well-lit spots, but mostly it’ll be dark.

I beg your pardon?  No
– of course I don’t want an extra £1000 in tribute!  What a ridiculous thing to say!  You’ve completely broken the mood now.  Well, I mean it would be nice.  I’ll let you give it to me afterwards.  But it won’t get you out of this.  Bad boy – you’ll get an extra six hours for that.  Release won’t be until after lunchtime tomorrow.

Goodnight.  Play nice. 
(Now come on Sweetie…out you go, now… there!)

Abject bliss

Puppyplay financial domination
Puppywup gonna dieee-wie.
 
 This magnificant lady is of course from Planet Femdom.  The unimpressive boys were free gifts with her weekly magazine.


Birched male
Things always seem so simple after a birching, don’t you agree?  Hmm?  Yes – thought you would.
 
 

Femdom surprise
Actually, grammatically speaking it is you who are surprised.  She is amazed, startled: something like that.

(Incidentally: little tip if you ever session with a pro-domme.  Very few of them – perhaps even none – really appreciate grammatical pedantry from their slaves.  Just something I’ve learned (or is learnt?) over the years.)
 This is the lovely – if rather sarcastic and humiliating – Selena.  If you want to worship her, go to worshipselena.com.  Simple.  Or wickedheartsboutique or somewhere like that, you know?  Yes – I’ll bet you do.
 

Cruel girls
I expect the screaming will become rather irritating after a while.  Still, they could always turn the TV up.
  This picture will be from menareslaves.com, I imagine.
 
 

Wedding cuckold oh dear
And if it doesn’t get you stiff, she’ll ask Manuel to stick around for a bit, and maybe the three of you could try something else.

(And this – finally – is the lovely but regretably only occasionally dominant Carla Brown.)