So here’s some made-up nonsense instead. More implausible accounts from the bleeding edge of World War M. Because no woman is truly free until all men are enslaved.
You can’t handle the truth
Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Vehicle Identification Notes
That vehicle the buxom brunette is sitting on is NOT tank. It’s clearly a Soviet-era BPM1 or BPM2 infantry fighting vehicle. They performed very poorly in Middle East and Afghanistan. Many years ago, I had to know this kind of thing.
Not that I’m going to mention it to the young lady pictured. She’d probably remind that 13 metric tons of tracked vehicle are more than enough to take of an uppity man underneath those steel tracks.
Слава женщинам всего мира!
PP
Vehicle Identification Notes – corrected
The vehicle that the buxom brunette is sitting on is NOT a tank. It is clearly a Soviet-era BMP-1 or BMP-2 infantry fighting vehicle. These vehicles performed very poorly in the Middle East and Afghanistan. Many years ago, I had to know this kind of details.
Not that I intend to mention it to the young lady pictured. She would likely remind me that 13 metric tons of armoured machinery are more than enough to flatten an uppity man beneath its tracks.
Слава женщинам всего мира!
Ah well, the young lady in the picture has no reason to concern herself with such details, PP, as she lives in a world that has moved well beyond such brutal, destructive uses for human ingenuity, and embraced brutal constructive activities instead. Any males who might previously have taken an obsessive interest in such hardware have had their passion directed to more wholesome alternatives such as irons and hoovers.
I’m glad to hear of your previous professional involvement in such matters. I’d thank you for your service, but apart from that being mortifyingly American in tone, I also have to say I suspect we can thank our lucky stars that the Soviets never hit on the idea of sending you a beautiful female KGB agent in severe military jacket and excitingly tall boots.
Раздавим мужчин-капиталистов, наших угнетателей, каблуками наших элегантных сапог!
C
Perfectly presentable Russian: bravo comrade!
Я знаю женщин: совершенство их бьет, как молния, разит – Гумилёв
Alas, the praise is actually due to Google translate, which these days far outstrips the stupider half of the human race in intelligence, even if female levels of achievement are still beyond it.
Still, ladies are always going to need clean boots, cowering servants and terrified victims, as far as I can see, so the future’s still bright.
Best wishes
S