Office services


Hi – you
looking for me?  Mel Collins?

Right – yes,
I thought you must be.  You’re new,
right?  Have you been told what you’re
supposed to do?

You’ve got a
general idea, but you’d rather hear a detailed description directly from
me?  OK.

Right, well,
with me it’s all about domination and humiliation.  I’ve got a big strap-on, and I start by
fucking you up the arse with it.  I hope
you’re nice and tight, because I like that to be quite uncomfortable.  I’ll be tugging hard on your balls too.  Anyway, then I order you to kneel in front of
me and suck it, and you refuse because it’s just come out of your arse and it
smells of your shit.  So then I get angry
with you, I best you around the face a bit, then I tie you over the table and
whip you with my belt.  It’s good if you
cry.  Then you kneel in front of me, with
your hands still handcuffed, and suck it off. 
After that, I scatter your money around the room, and you have to crawl
about picking it up with your mouth. 
I’ll throw the handcuff key down as well, and just leave you.  You can let yourself out – I don’t want to
see you at that point.

Got it?  You can start by stripping naked for me right
now.  I said NOW you shit-licking whore!

What’s that?

Oh.

Oh, I
see.  So you’re here about the network
connection?  Not… the other thing?

Well
no,  if you’re from IT I suppose you
would be.  Sorry – I thought you were
someone else.
 
 
 

So… why are
you still getting undressed?

Any flavour except vanilla

… or raspberry ripple.  I really hate raspberry ripple.  


Goodness, I hope none of the dommes with whom I  have the honour of serving from time to time read this blog and find out my little secret.  They might force me to eat raspberry ripple ice cream in session.  How awful that would be!

Monthly renewal of chastity
‘We’ are indeed trying.  Fortunately, only one of ‘us’ has to succeed, doesn’t she?




CNFM shopping
You ever had one of those dreams?  When you’re naked, surrounded by a hundred jeering, mocking beautiful women?  And you can’t speak and you can’t seem to run, but then you have to do a little dance for them and… and then you wake up.  And realise it was only a dream?  Always such a fucking disappointment.



Femdom space programme
She’s been working too on a better recovery system.  Crashing into a net is fine but it’s just not very… fetish, you know?  So she’s been working on something involving combining an aircraft carrier’s ‘arrestor hook’ system, with various anal toys.  All top secret just now, I’m afraid, so I don’t know any more details than that.
This is the divine Mistress Ezada Sinn, if you didn’t know that already




Lovely Clara
Lucky George.  Sharp-eyed observers of more than one ‘scene’ might spot a reference here to an earlier post.

Boyfriends, eh? Always spoiling the fun! Why can’t she just do her own beating up? I’d go for that. I’d even pay.




New boy

It’s, erm… Roger isn’t it?

‘Robin!’ Yes of course. Well, Robin, I’m sorry I haven’t
been around much on your first day. Busy, busy. Everyone treating you OK?

Great. Do come to me if anything’s worrying you, OK? My
door’s always open, even to the most junior boy on the team.

Listen, Roger, I want you to know that I’m not one of those
bosses who thinks only women can do the important jobs, OK? I’m very keen to
give boys a chance. Boys can do very well in this company – and they brighten
the place up, too! Anyway, I’m totally opposed to sexism and discrimination in
the workplace, OK? Everybody in the team is worthy of respect for who they are.
Even boys. Especially boys.

So don’t take this the wrong way. But you could maybe dress
a bit more… smartly, hmm? Maybe show yourself off to a bit more advantage. A
nice pair of smart white shorts, for example. Not too baggy – maybe even a size
or too smaller than the trousers you’re wearing. Nice close fit…

Great. I’m sure you’ll get on very well here Roger. Sorry –
I mean Robin, don’t I? Robin. Must remember that.

Now – how about a cup of tea for the boss? Milk and a
sweetener.

Thanks Roger.

Standing room only



 

Oh hey.  Listen, I am
really sorry about this, but as we’re expecting to be quite busy this evening,
we’re gonna need to limit access?

We try to only let the more attractive customers in, you
know?  It’s corporate policy, we’re the
place where the beautiful people go – that kinda thing.

Anyway, your friends can come in, but I’m afraid you don’t
make the grade.

Yeah, I know.  Sorry.

Well… you could go to MacDonalds?  Or if you wanna wait here, we can see if you
get invited to a table?

Yeah, sure.  See – if
a table of women decide you’re attractive enough, they can call you over, and
then you can eat – just like everyone else! 
Pretty neat, huh?

OK, well, sure!  You
just go over there in the corner, honey. 
Where it says “Rejects – male”. 
Under the light there, so everyone can see your face.  And you just stand there, waiting to see if
anyone wants you.

Oh yeah, you’re the only one just now.  But I expect there will be a few more,
too.  There’s always a few unattractive
men like you, hoping to get lucky.

Oh – and if by the time we close, you haven’t been picked,
we’ll give you some leftovers, OK?  So you
won’t go home hungry.

Sure – no problem! 
Don’t worry about telling your friends – I’ll explain it all to them.

Oh – I’m Carly, by the way.

Despised and rejected by women

…whenever I get the chance, but usually I have to pay for the privilege.  Ah well.

Mistress Eleise blonde joke
I like a domme with a sense of humour.  But actually, I’ve always been able to make girls laugh.  I remember my very first date – in school the next day, she and all her friends giggled whenever they saw me.  Just a knack.
 I try to identify and pay hommage to featured pro-dommes here, after downloading, lusting after and defacing their pictures.  But does anyone not know this is Mistress Eleise de Lacey already?  I mean, really?  Come on guys – do try to pay attention.
 
 

Superglue femdom
Dommes: don’t try this at home.  You can chip off the paintwork.  Do it at his place, instead.
 
 
 

More pig-sticking
Good luck, George.



Annabels will
I’ll bet she does.
This lady – Lady Annabelle – doesn’t feature here quite as much as Ms de Lacey.  But she’s very lovely too (and has a wonderful voice) and you can find more pics and video of her here, you lucky little perverts.
 
 
 
Castration fetish
Well, I think it’s disgusting.  Reading a squalid little porno blog like that.  Yuk.


Authority figures

Clear instructions femdom
I like a woman who knows what she wants.  Don’t you?
 

Dominatrix tells you to fuck off
Mmmm.  If you pay extra maybe she’ll ignore you even more.
 

Teacher assessment humiliation
It’s tragic, the breakdown in authority in schools these days.  Don’t you think?
 

Mmmm… pretty exciting, huh?  I wonder what she has planned?  A really hard spanking?
 

Actually, I have a ‘frequently annoying traveller’ card.  So they don’t have to make any special arrangements: the stewardesses just slap me on sight. I get special meals too.

Fatale attraction

Normal service is now resumed.  And I can use the letter ‘i’ and everything.

Impalas!  Intrepid!  Vicissitude!  Inimitable!  Mississississississipipipipitipie!

Oh god, that felt good.

On we go.

 
 
Bloody nose femdom
It’s not a good idea to make her cross.
 
 
 

Femdom dress code
That’s right, Dave.  Stand up for yourself, mate.

 
 
First time domme
Oh, it’ll be OK.  Everyone has to start somewhere.  Big whip, huh?  Small room…



I asked my SO for a regular date to be fixed for my masturbation day.  She chose 29th February.
She can be cruel like that.

 

Yeah, don’t beat yourself up about it.  That’s her job.
(joke copyright the Addams Family movie.  It’s better when Angelica Houston says it.)

Sub-shaming

It’s a strangely self-defeating exercise, because we love it.

Sympathy porn
That’s kind of her.  Not exactly a sympathy fuck… more of a pitiful wank.  But the principle’s the same.
 
 



Castration lit again
Kinda scary.  Yeah.
 
 

 
 
 

I hold that truth to be self-evident.
 
 

Accidental scene
OK, now that would be humiliating.  And not in a good way.  Well…maybe a little bit good…mmmm.
 
 
Creepy Servitor
It’s uncanny.  It’s almost as if she knows me.  Do you think I should go and hang around her house in Beverly Hills… see if fate somehow brings us together?

She only does it to be cruel

…because she knows it teases.

Sexually inadequate feelings! height=
Nice to know she still respects you for what you are.
 

Pop into the castration clinic why not
Oh…not the garden centre.  I hate garden centres.

 
Femdom soldier yum
Great.  You can show off that little dance routine you were practicing with Mike and Gerald before the invasion.  Shame about what happened to them… still, never mind.
 

Blackmailing femdom fun
It does seem a little unfair, on those of us that would like to be in that position.
 This is, of course, the glorious Goddess Heather.  She shouted at me once, you know.  At Club Pedestal.  I might have mentioned this before.  And I didn’t even have to pay her.  Aaaaah.



Snuff and nonsense
Sometimes you just have to take time for yourself.  Don’t let anything rush you.

Yes, I’ve experienced pain in my marriage

Fairly regularly, actually.  Usually on Tuesday and Friday evenings.

Mistress wife rules-based management
Gives you a warm glow inside, knowing she’s in charge, doesn’t it?  And outside too – obviously.
 
 

Hard strokes
I’m sure he can take it.  Being chained up helps a lot, for a start.
 
 

Sexual humiliation is lovely
Women, eh!  Never satisfied.
 
 

But does he swallow
I think they are antennae.  I find it’s the antennae that usually get detached.  Unless she insists that I chew of course – then it just all goes everywhere.  Don’t you agree?
 
 

Lucky, lucky us.