Office relationships are complicated



Oh!  Well, ermm… I mean I’m flattered obviously,
no, it’s not that I’m doing anything else, it’s just that…
as we’re going to be working together I took the liberty of looking you up on  And it –
– oh, it’s a sort of dating information
site.  Women-only.  It’s very popular
just now.  Most men are in it –
I was looking you up on that and you’re in the five inches or fewer category, you see, and I just think I like to have a slightly larger
penis than yours, if you don’t mind.  You
know – I mean I could live with six inches or even a bit less, but… 
no problem at all.  Nothing personal, I
hope you weren’t offended?
Great.  Actually, I don’t think it would work out
anyway.  I tend to like to go a few
times, so I look for an average of at least three or more per night, and yours
is only 0.6.  I guess it doesn’t always
work?  I know there are some women who
don’t mind that.  But I do.
Oh – and the thing you like to do with the sweaty
trainers?  I’m afraid I’m just not
Hmm?  Who?  Oh, someone called Cindy I think.  Probably not her real name.  Prostitutes rarely provide them.  It was only last Tuesday anyway, so you must
remember –
Sure!  Sure, we’ll say no more about it.  See you in the team meeting tomorrow!  Have a good evening!

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