Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| Actually, the idea that men can’t multi-task is a complete myth. Men who think they can’t just need to meet a woman with the right attitude. It’s just laziness. |
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| Don’t worry… they don’t tug hard. She does, but that’ll be the scrotal clip, not the nipple… so not so bad. |
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| Life as a conversation piece. |
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| Oh well. It’s better than coming back down to ‘discuss’ it while they’re still here. I hate that. |
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| Decisions, decisions. Thank goodness I never have to make any. |
…but I have found that lying hurts even more.
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| I suppose it can’t hurt to try. |
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| Don’t worry – it’s not the end of the discussion. There’ll be plenty of time for more apologies. |
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| Actually, I had a bad experience just like this one. I thought I’d met the dominant woman of my dreams, but actually all she wanted was unpaid labour in her garden and it never really developed beyond that to a proper FLR, so after seventeen years I gave up on it. She still calls occasionally… and of course I don’t mind popping round for a few hours or days when she does, but I think we both realise the spark was never there. |
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| They originally had proper school lessons but there’s not really much point teaching anything to boys who are only going to leave the school in a hearse, so most schoolwork consists of writing lines. |
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| Not a problem I’ve ever had, I’ll admit. |
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| It’s actually quite high in calories, but don’t worry about that because you’re unlikely to be able to keep much of it down. |
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| Thank goodness for that. I think you can just leave the case in her capable hands. |
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| I dunno – I find shops vary in the degree to which they are kink-friendly. Once I was sent to find some gear for an adult baby session and for some reason the staff in the ‘early years’ shop got all weird about it when I started asking about how strong their leather reins sets were, and whether the cots could be fitted with padlocks. But then on another occasion, I had to buy a hairbrush and the shop assistant in the department store I went to was delighted to help me try every one of them out. Said it was something she wished she could do to more customers. So you never know. |
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| Silly boys. Reinforced seat trousers do little good when they’re around your ankles, anyway. |
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| Male brains don’t multi-task. Mine barely tasks at all, to be honest. Now then: I was writing a caption..? |
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| Goodness. I hope I don’t have to say too many Hail Marys. |
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| There’s an interesting philosophical point there, actually. Can one ‘show’ nothing? Or is ‘nothing’ merely the absence of showing? Taking the thought experiment further, can one be ‘nothing’? My SO says one can, and one is, so that point is fairly settled. |
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| Icelandic femdom is complicated. But worth it for those interested in play that involves being subjected to extremes of hot and cold, as well as eating raw fish. |
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| Lots of men get quite nervous before their first time with her. And full-on hysterically terified before all subsequent sessions. |
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| Finishing with a religious theme too. The movie Valentines Day is highly recommended. Taylor, Anne… Mostly vanilla, obviously, but there is even a very brief femdomination scene, with Anne being a phone sex Russian domme with a rubber band. |
Today’s theme is gardens and gardening for reasons that should be obvious.
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| I’ve always fantasised about my Mistress lending me out to a vanilla friend, but it’s actually less exciting than you might think. One of her old school friends offered to try it, but almost as soon as I arrived and got changed into my perky little maid’s outfit, somehow I knew it wasn’t going to work. I did the housework for a bit but I think we both felt uncomfortable and so after a couple of hours he phoned for Mistress to come and pick me up again. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry. |
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| There are more dandelions. Many more. |
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| He’s at peace, now. |
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| If she does roquet you – that is, hits one of your balls with hers – then she gets to ‘croquet’ – and there are two ways of doing it. The American rule is that she puts her foot down, firmly holding the ball immobile, before tapping it with her mallet. But in Britain, she just places her ball next to yours and thwacks as hard as she can. It’s all in the angles, you see. Anyway, both methods are a lot of fun. |
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| My SO’s always had the same rule. Sulky face = semen face. Simple, no argument. |
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| Or breakfast, if you’re not hungry enough by tonight. |
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| I’d end up paying a lot of guys for a lot of things, if that rule applied to me. It’s important to prioritise: to spend your money on the things that make her most happy. |
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| Many people who get into porn movies just do it for a short time, but snuff movie stars, oddly enough, often spend the rest of their lives in the business. |
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| My first girlfriend told me she was strongly opposed to corporal punishment of children. When I turned eighteen, I discovered she had strong views on the corporal punishment of adults, too. |
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| Actually, unlike many men with small penises, I don’t obsess about it and feel inadequate and ashamed about its size. My feelings of inadequacy and shame are much more broadly-based than that. |
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| It’s just to redress the balance. Men are no good at empathy. Not like women: my SO always knows when I’m hurting badly, no matter how much I try to conceal it. |
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| It’s much shorter than my punishment song – which has seventeen verses. Even though I’ve never considered myself a good singer, my SO usually enjoys it so much she ‘asks’ for an encore. Sometimes two. |
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| Lucky bastard – he’s going to be experiencing his top sexual fantasy for the rest of his life. |
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| The gentlemen in the picture likes to claim he is ‘very experienced in BDSM’ but actually, he’s about to discover there’s a lot more to it than he had ever imagined. |
My girl (2 – the one with the sexier video – from the 1969 movie Sweet Charity).
I’ve always been a sucker for a ‘dominatrix ponytail’ – and there are a lot more of them in this clip from the original movie.
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| Sounds like the perfect evening to me. I think there might even be half a packet of Hob-nobs left. |
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| She can be very reasonable. Also, surprisingly unreasonable. But that’s married life. |
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| Serious stuff: Marcia’s job’s on the line here. I’ll keep you posted if there are any developments. |
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| He’s moved on. Why can’t she? |
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| There: the science has proved it. ‘Men are almost as fully human as women’. I shall have to make sure my SO reads this. Perhaps she’ll start treating me as a near-equal. |
… now baby just you shut your mouth.
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| Not complaining. It’s just that I usually make it through the first three minutes without one, that’s all. |
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| Try to be reasonable. She is. She sees good in everyone actually – a rare gift. |
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| Obviously, it’s all perfectly consensual. She asked for her husband to be beaten. And she’s got a safeword – you know, just in case it goes too far. |
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| My SO and I are actually playing what I’m fairly sure is the longest game of tease and denial ever right now. We started on our wedding night and it’s just amazing. I tried calling the Guinness Book of Records people but they said it didn’t count because I am such a sad little loser. |
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| Downton domination. More of these to come. |
I do that. I’m really good at failing, actually.
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| A bit of a shame to call in sick – the girls at work recognised you and have something special planned, whenever you’re next in the office. |
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| Marriage is always a learning experience. She’s just determined to make the learning experience a bit more structured, that’s all. |
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| I’ve always tried to use humour to defuse tense situations. On my very first… time with a woman, if you know what I mean, I was very nervous indeed. Fortunately she burst out laughing as soon as I’d taken my clothes off, and she was still giggling when her taxi arrived ten minutes later. I’ve always been able to make women laugh: it’s a gift. |
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| I suppose that must mean she has a basement too – they’re all the same, the houses on that row. I wonder what she keeps down there? |
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| Funnily enough, it turns out Prop 677 wasn’t even necessary. Enough Californians worship Anne as a goddess for her to qualify for the religious exemption, so she didn’t have to pay taxes anyway. Still: it was a nice gesture. |