Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
Now it’s your turn.
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| I suppose a little light felching’s not going to harm my heterosexual credentials. |
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| Brave? I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’. Janice does, though. |
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| Safewords only work if you’re actually safe. |
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| Goths, eh? Better humour her, she’s obviously very upset. |
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| Or unless they commit serious crimes, such as making sexist jokes or publishing disrespectful captioned images of famous actresses, obviously. |
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| Maybe I’m just hungry… I expect she’d say that’s because she’s feeding me too often. |
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| Lots of men find it quite hard to turn a woman on, sexually, but if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a real hard-core sadist, you’ll probably find that just doing whatever comes naturally pushes all her buttons in just the right way. |
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| And she’s having sex for both of you now, so it’s quite a lot of work. |
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| Nasty words can leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth. |
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| Bob’s shortlisted for an Oscar, I understand, now. If he wins, I wonder if he’ll put the credit where it is due in his acceptance speech? Behind every successful man, they say… |
That all women are created equal, and that men are all equally useless. I’m certainly looking forward to voting for Female Supremacist candidates… I’d really rather not bother my little head about it, but apparently if they’re successful, I won’t have to vote again, which is a relief.
I do that. I’m really good at failing, actually.
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| A bit of a shame to call in sick – the girls at work recognised you and have something special planned, whenever you’re next in the office. |
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| Marriage is always a learning experience. She’s just determined to make the learning experience a bit more structured, that’s all. |
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| I’ve always tried to use humour to defuse tense situations. On my very first… time with a woman, if you know what I mean, I was very nervous indeed. Fortunately she burst out laughing as soon as I’d taken my clothes off, and she was still giggling when her taxi arrived ten minutes later. I’ve always been able to make women laugh: it’s a gift. |
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| I suppose that must mean she has a basement too – they’re all the same, the houses on that row. I wonder what she keeps down there? |
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| Funnily enough, it turns out Prop 677 wasn’t even necessary. Enough Californians worship Anne as a goddess for her to qualify for the religious exemption, so she didn’t have to pay taxes anyway. Still: it was a nice gesture. |
Even more hot chicks in empire-line dresses! One of the earliest CtD posts – probably dating from the 18th century itself, truth be told, but re-posted in 2011, dealt with this highly topical theme.
To quote that early post:
Little did I know…. eight years on, same old nonsense.
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| My SO has some lovely heavy rubber gimp outfits she likes me to wear. But for some reason only in summer. This time of year I’m not allowed to wear them. Or indeed any clothing at all. (I don’t count anything made of metal as clothing). |
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| On the other hand, he does have to pay for it. A sissy slave doesn’t, which is just as well as they’re rarely allowed much pocket money. |
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| She’s Head of the family now that her mother has passed away, of course. I mean, her father’s still around, I think, but no one ever paid much attention to him anyway. |
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| I think it’s all a bit unfair, really. I mean the hunters have trucks, high-powered rifles and female brains. |
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| I think she wants creative control. And the biggest trailer on the set, with a soundproofed playroom too, obviously. |
Bliss. Link is, just for once, actually to something femdom-themed rather than random British music. Really , honestly. No, it’s not Rick Astley. I promise. Really – try it. It’s a very sweet and sexy thing.*
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| I tried one of those virtual girlfriend programmes. Something went wrong, though – after the first time I’d tried it, every time I started it up, the computer would just crash and shut down. I thought it must be a bug so I called the helpline but the lady there just laughed and said she thought there was nothing wrong with the software and she put the phone down on me and blocked my number. Computer-generated personalities can be startlingly lifelike these days, don’t you think? |
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| Well, let’s hope she doesn’t just fall asleep as soon as she’s had her orgasm, this time. |
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| Actually, most of my clothes these days are washable latex anyway. The blood just rinses right off, so no harm done. |
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| Fortunately, when you get near your own neighbourhood most people will already know that. |
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| Even Hollywood megastars have to pay for some things themselves, huh? Still… I expect she can afford it. |
* PS You thought it was going to be Rick Astley, didn’t you? Don’t you trust me? Just admit it – you don’t trust me, do you? Trust’s important in BDSM. I’m hurt now… and not in a good way.
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| And when she’s sure she makes sure you’re sure. |
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| Giving until it hurts. |
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| He is now. |
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| Well, I hate being whipped, so I can see a difference of opinion there that won’t be easy to resolve. Still, better not tell her. It’ll only make her cross. |
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| They’re already planning a sequel. With different male lead characters, obviously. |
Since you made it all the way down here (try to work more quickly next time, OK? My Blogger stats show that most readers reach orgasm by the third caption so there’s really no excuse for needing all five) here’s a little extra.
The Portly Polar Pinniped has the best collection of ‘mainstream’ video clips I have ever seen. Many of them very much themed along the ‘women’s world’ that this blog so often celebrates. He must be a busy little aquatic mammal and you’ll want to check out both his uploaded videos and his playlists.
There’s too many to single out all my favourites. But check out this playlist. It starts with the Charlie’s Angels clip you’ve probably seen, but press on as I’ll bet there’s good stuff here you haven’t. Especially this (rather reminiscent of the Two Ronnies Worm that Turned of blissful childhood memory). Oh: and definitely – def-in-ite-ly – this. And so much more.
Flap your flippers together in appreciation of the portly pinniped!
… but do we really want to let animals vote?
More visions of a saner political future than our crazy, testosterone-fuelled present. More can be found by clicking “bit of politics” in the word cloud over there >>>>, although some of those are from a darker, more… hard-core future.
Ohhh, ohhhh, ohhhh.
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| Hmm. You could try asking her where she saw it last? |
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| Never presume. |
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| The performance reviews are considerably more stringent, for a start. |
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| She’s good on indifference curves too. |
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| Just for grumpy old Mr Anonymous who commented on the last post. |
Just thought I’d share a link to ‘Hbear’ AKA Drunksimian, a femdom artist whom I’ve only just discovered – amazingly enough, as I love femdom art (if I could draw I would not caption photos!) and I’m always looking for it. I think these are great – they’re mostly along rather heavy ‘prison guard in leather themes’, a bit like early Sardax or Nanshakh. Worth checking out if you’re into that
