Sweet cruelty

Shackles - the making of many a femdom marriage
They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories.  They’re not laughing now…*


Strapped down, castrated...and ignored.
They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag.  Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic.  But it’s not the patients who make the choice.

  
OWK smoking dominatrices starve slaves to death shock horror!
Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time.  Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two.  Like the first batch.

Lovely lovely lovely...
Ooooo.

* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.

Sub culture

Yet more captioned images of female domination?  Goodness, don’t you people have anything better to do?  Don’t I?

Well… no.

Balls soon to be busted oh my!
Well, you might not enjoy it but you can surely take joy in her pleasure can’t you?  Don’t be so selfish.

Now this might sting a bit
It’s a necessary procedure.  Everyone who goes in for an ingoing toenail operation needs to go through it.

Being a domme means never having to say you're sorry.
It’s a fallacy to think that dommes don’t care.  As a matter of fact, they’re really quite annoyed about this.

This is it.
Oh my.

Sincerely hers

Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story.  I feel greatly refreshed.


Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.

Now say Ggggggghhh for me
The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too.  Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it?





Eat the yummy leaves slave
See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush?  I think she’s too soft on him.



A slaves work is never done
Actually, a lie-in would have been nice.  Never mind.  Maybe next year.


Dommes little collection
I don’t know where she finds them.  Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”.


So there's nothing to worry about
You need to build trust here.  Try offering her something, something you value greatly.

Sometimes sorry is the easiest word to say

A really heartfelt “sorry”, gasped through the tears, that is.  Sometimes that will melt the harshest heart, and bring forgiveness, won’t it?  And sometimes not.


More captioned images of female domination follow, obviously.




Female domination is a journey
*”Trunk” for American viewers.  But I think you’ll agree that “boot” is a much sexier word than “trunk”.  Unless you have a fetish for elephants… Pervert.  We don’t want your kind here on this site.





Double dildo
What went up must also go down.





Ponyboy with money - whats not to like
They’re surprisingly economical to keep, too.




You can struggle if you like
But I want to be clear – you can ask her to stop if it’s getting too much, OK?  Just go right ahead and ask.


Just beg enough and perhaps she will
You won’t have to worry about money ever again?  Isn’t that great?

Unequal rites

Femdom dental nurse says open wide
The irony is that so far she hasn’t actually managed to remove the one that’s been aching lately.


Dommes just wanna have fun
It’s actually very unprofessional of her, because he requested no marks.





A proper apology is required
Maybe when it’s all finished she’ll let you have one.  Or maybe she’ll just leave you there for the night, like last time.  Marriage.  It’s an adventure.



Dominance is bliss
Sounds like a perfect match.  I should warn you, though, she does like it a bit kinky in bed.  And out of bed.


Anne has people to do the torturing for her
Always pushing the boundaries.  That’s star quality, that is.

Obedience is bliss

Femdom with hands on hips yum
Don’t you just feel guilty the moment you see that look, even if you don’t know what you’ve done wrong?

 

Femdom wife beats husband loudly
They’re going to be away for Christmas too, so that’s another thing to look forward to.

 




So wheres Blakey?
The stats counter tells me that most of you are American, and only a small minority are British.  And you won’t get the reference.  Never mind – just enjoy the picture.
 
Anne rewards her devoted slave - I wish
She’s feeling generous today!

Sweetly mean

And don’t be afraid to tell her if it’s hurting, OK?  She likes to know.

And when she’s finished, she’ll turn her attention back to you. Lucky boy.



Ah…cute Mr Snuffles.  She had his balls cut off, she feeds him dogfood and keeps him on a leash when she goes out.  You know – that’s your future, right there.



It actually is fantasitc, yet true.  Probably be a big disappointment when it comes out, but I can dream…

At Her Majesty’s pleasure



Domme wants an orgasm - bend over
She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm.  So feel free to scream.  But don’t fake it – she can tell.



Actually for you its all bad news
Nope, no clues.  I want it to be a surprise.


The many uses for a hairbrush in marriage
It’s easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses – like brushing hair.





Spending more than a penny
Hope you’ve kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.



Anne wants you to fetch the cane.  NOW!
Did you think that just because I didn’t put a picture of her at the top, I’d got over my obsession?  Oh no – in fact I’ve found a whole new bunch of pictures.

BDSM (Beauty, Devotion, Supplication and Matriarchy)

Maybe a spanking...almost certainly a spanking
Ahh… You know, I don’t think I could stand waiting the two minutes.
He was like, totally tortured
She like totally pwns you, dude.  No, really, she does.





Kick me baby
You can kiss as many times as you like of course.  But it’s one kiss, one kick.  Only fair.


Oh to be crushed into the mud beneath her boots
Blmmmble oopple gllmmmhhh….





I winder what shes going to do
You’ll find it quite easy to write the letter of apology.  Because believe me, you will be truly, truly sorry by then.
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