heart-stopping beauty – Page 14 – Contemplating the divine

I have an inferiority complex but it isn’t a very good one

Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.

On we go.

You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right?

Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves. I can’t think why.

Actually, although the “forced” is entirely accurate, “bi” is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too.

OK, it’s all a bit rushed. She’s a romantic traditionalist at heart, though. Believe me: you will be going down on your knees.

Isn’t she beautiful?

Captivating

Actually, the word ‘divine’ is of more recent origin in the English language than is commonly thought. It was originally coined specifically to describe Anne Hathaway, and used properly should only be employed in that context. Have a look in a big fat dictionary if you don’t believe me, or just look at the picture at the bottom of each page of this blog.

You can go out to fetch croissants when they get up. If she gives you some money.

I expect she’ll find a way of venting her frustration and getting over it.

And to clean it you just run a cold shower over it for a few minutes. No need even to take it off.

Angelina Jolie dominatrix but not in that scene from Mr and Mrs Smith

I think you’re about to find out.