heart-stopping beauty – Page 13 – Contemplating the divine

Not very good at this either

This blogging thing, I mean. I’ve been trying to create a slideshow, but I just can’t get it up (oh, on the blog for goodness sake, calm down, this isn’t a Carry On movie!).

So…using Powerpoint I’ve made a tiny, really poor quality movie that readers with good eyesight (the minority of you, by now I would imagine) might enjoy. Then after the break, below, I’ve posted each of the pictures in sequence and you can achieve an animated effect using the magic of scrolling.

Oh yes – and I know she changes her clothes and background from one shot to the next. I haven’t got that many photos of her that I can do the whole thing from one photoshoot, you know!

This works really well as a PowerPoint slideshow. So if anyone knows how to post that, just let me know…

Pics below the break

TLC

Tender loving cruelty, that is.

Let’s hope the helpline gets back to her quickly. She doesn’t want a suffocated corpse lying around her flat – again.

Female supremacy means never having to admit youre wrong

Not that it really matters.

Men who find it difficult to see their wives’ points of view should try it – it’s amazing what a few hours of agony can do.

Oh no. Not Sarah. Not again. That’s just not fair. Maybe you should say something?

Thought I’d moved on, didn’t you? Oh no. She haunts my dreams…and my hard drive.

Taken firmly in hand

Oh dream on…

Other world kingdom Gusrdesses go a huntin

The only thing worse than not being found by Madame Sarka and Madame Jana is being found by Madame Sarka and Madame Jana.

That’s because women have more complicated brains and can multitask. When she’s hanging you up by your nipples – to take an example at random – you might just be thinking, ‘Oh my God, the pain, I can’t take it’ but she’s probably thinking about lots of things – what to plant in the garden, whether she really wants to meet her friends than night, all kinds of stuff.

She’s really doing this for you, you know.

Don’t worry, you won’t have to wait long.

Ahhhhhhhhhh…

On the fourth day of Christmas

My Mistress gave to me
…four across the buttocks
…three across the knuckles
…two hours in the corner
…and an hour being spanked across her knee.

I expect they’ll find something to amuse themselves with. I wonder if Amanda has any hobbies?

Their grades have been quiite poor, actually. I think your professional integrity requires you to resist revising them for as long as possible.

Ironically, being married to her is a bit more expensive too. Still, too late now.

Beat the shit out of him first argue later

Yes Ellen.

Wasn’t it nice of her to ask him? And isn’t Anne Hathaway just the most…., just the… oh words fail me and I’m not even fit to be unworthy of her. Sigh. SIGH.

Learning to disrespect myself for who I am

I went on a course at work this week that included a module on building self-esteem. Fortunately I’ll be visiting my Significant Other soon, and she can usually put it right back to where it should be. And it gave me an idea for one of the captions below.

On with the captioned images (of female domination)!

I think she’s due a pay rise.

How did you get on? Did you? So did I. Never mind – maybe next time.

You don’t have an inferiority complex, you see – you actually are inferior.

Never mind. These things happen.

The worst of it is that she’s a multi-millionaire film star. It’s not as if she needs the money.

Learning to crawl

Chrissie Hynde. What more could there be to say on a blog about female domination? Chrissie Hynde.

Anyway, that was Chrissie Hynde. Here are the captioned images of female domination.

Actually, it’s only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean.

Don’t worry – you’ll have plenty of time.

He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment.

What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y’know, I’ve always thought those ‘guardress’ uniforms are just so…so…excuse me, I really must click and zoom.

It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams.

Pleading for mercy

…and other forms of foreplay.

Still, tomorrow she could play double or quits.

How bad can it be?

Still, it’s good to have a trade in these uncertain times.

Little yappy thing – you know? Jumps up high.

That’s a relief.

Sweet cruelty

Shackles - the making of many a femdom marriage

They laughed when I was said I was going to start a femdom blog devoted to humorous captions and stories. They’re not laughing now…*

They offer a choice of general anaesthetic, local anaesthetic or straps plus a gag. Most patients prefer some sort of anaesthetic. But it’s not the patients who make the choice.

OWK smoking dominatrices starve slaves to death shock horror!

Of course, they give them drinks of water from time to time. Otherwise they’d just die of thirst within a day or two. Like the first batch.

Ooooo.

* Copyright Bob Monkhouse, approx. 1875.

Sub culture

Yet more captioned images of female domination? Goodness, don’t you people have anything better to do? Don’t I?

Well… no.

Well, you might not enjoy it but you can surely take joy in her pleasure can’t you? Don’t be so selfish.

It’s a necessary procedure. Everyone who goes in for an ingoing toenail operation needs to go through it.

Being a domme means never having to say you're sorry.

It’s a fallacy to think that dommes don’t care. As a matter of fact, they’re really quite annoyed about this.

Oh my.

Sincerely hers

Goodness, it’s ages since I wrote a story. I feel greatly refreshed.

Anyway, back to the captioned images of female domination.

The frantic begging for mercy can get a bit tiresome too. Why can’t they just shut up and let her get on with it?

See how he’s allowed to use his hands and that little brush? I think she’s too soft on him.

Actually, a lie-in would have been nice. Never mind. Maybe next year.

I don’t know where she finds them. Looking at her, I suspect the answer might be “everywhere”.

You need to build trust here. Try offering her something, something you value greatly.