Caned to…

(So many possibilities)

…tears?
…perfection?
…amuse her friend?
…help him do a better job of the ironing?
…the sound of The Best of Abba, Vol 2?
…try out a new stroke?
…obedience?
…the sound of girlish laughter?

You decide (if You’re of the superior sex, obviously).

On with the show:




Femdom continuous caning
No rush.  Take your time.  She can even leave you there all night, if you like, and finish off tomorrow.
 




Sexy double date
Well, obviously if you’re going out to dinner, you’ll be swallowing.  Really – this doesn’t sound so bad at all, does it?
 
 




Humiliated just by being there
I used to pay for humiliation sessions, but now what I do instead is just ask ladies I fancy whether they’d like to go out for a drink with me.  It’s a lot cheaper.
 




Female supremacy date
Whatever you say, I think she’s going to suggest you wear something a bit skimpier, you know.
 
 




I’m sure you can think of a good reason between now and tomorrow’s appointment at the clinic.

Try to see it Her way

Femdom bride of course
Quite a moment here, in your marriage.  Because it’s the last time you’ll hear “fetch the canvas bag” without experiencing that stab of fear.
 

Domme hunt
Nothing wrong with a healthy day’s sport.  Really, they’re just helping Nature to keep the numbers down.
 

Another femdom castration caption?  Dear me
Hmmm… she’s rather pretty isn’t she?  It’ll be fun fantasising about her when you’re lying in bed after your operation.  As long as your throat doesn’t ache so much you’re not feeling in the mood, anyway.  Something to look forward to!
 

Lesbian twosome is the closest youll get
God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can’t it?  Especially when you’ve started drawing blood.  Oh well – better get on with it.
 

Femdom mercy or merci
Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like.  She doesn’t mind at all.

I have to praise Her

…like I should…

Whipped to orgasm

Although to be fair, it takes him even longer.  Months, usually.
 

Terminal OWK - very poor taste
Oh don’t worry – it’s just a caption, she’s not really that unfeeling.  Anyway, she got another one, so it all ended up well.
 

Female led marriage
Marriage – it takes some getting used to.  Just deciding to eat whenever you feel like it, thinking only of yourself, entering or leaving a room without permission, owning things – you just have to gradually accept that you don’t do that any more.
 

One femdom swallow does not a summer...oh Im not going there
Refusng to swallow could turn out to be quite hazardous to your health, though.
 

Muzzled by his domme
Mmmmpphrrrnnnghhhh.
 

Safe words

“Sorry” is usually fairly safe, I find.

Hmmm…

“Yes Mistress” is generally quite harmless too…

Not sure I know of any others.

Breakfast whipping
Another day, another, err…
 

Femdom gender sensitivity training
I used to think it was a load of nonsense, but then I went on a gender sensitivity course and was surprised to discover just how sensitive parts of my body could become.
 

Oh dear femdom scat
I have nothing to say.
 

Remote control slave
Isn’t technology wonderful?  Just a few fingers swiped across this simple device and all the household chores are done and there’s an extra €10,000 in her bank account.  Amazing. 
 

Lovingly bruised by Mistress
Nothing wrong with a few visible signs of a good healthy loving relationship.

Awe and shock

OWK ladies with slaves
They operate a performance management system of penalties and rewards.  If you perform badly, you’re punished severely.  If you perform well, you’re punished a bit less severely.  Probably. 
 

Yet more small cock humiliation
Actually, I have a chapter about dealing with this sort of rejection in my new self-help book, called She’s just not that into you – because you’re a sad little weirdo with a tiny cock.
 

Chastity key to happiness
All sorts of ways that conversation could go.  “What key?” would be a bad thing to hear, for instance.
 

Domme shoots the pervert
Enjoy.
 

Female led - very female led
It’s a good thing someone’s got willpower, anyway.

It’s a big enough umbrella, but it’s always me that ends up getting wet

I loved that line, and the image it conveys, when I first heard it as a teenager.

Y at-il un lecteur de ce blog qui sait où je peux trouver un donjon (ou “SM-Studio” ou quelque chose de similaire) à louer pour quelques heures, Paris ou ses environs? S’il vous plaît écrivez dans la section des commentaires si vous en connaissez un. Un grand merci (et je m’excuse pour ce que j’écris le français si mal!).

Back to English.  More pictures of incompetently captioned perfection follow.

Angelina domme hurrah!
Not quite dry…
 

Sadistic dental what's not to like
Don’t worry.  She’s promised to keep really quiet, when she reaches orgasm.
 

Mean castration trick
Awww, c’mon.  Don’t be a meanie.
 

Karen domme
And there you were thinking that Karen hates you!  It just goes to show…
 

Only if femdom
They say laughter is the best aphrodisiac.  Believe me, it isn’t true.

Marks for bad behaviour

Dominatrix guardresses oh my
What was his offence?  Oh – reading porny blogs on the Internet, I think.  Eighteen months with hard labour  – he got off quite lightly, wouldn’t you say?
 

Edge play domina
Mmmm.  A new experience!.
 

Humiliated husband and son
Just like a mother to remind you of those embarassingtimes over her knee, eh?  Last Friday, for example, just before the wedding. That was a bad one.
 

Femdom prison guardresses again!
Freedom is slavery.
 
 

D-I-V-O-R-C-E - find out what you mean to her
Well… at least you’re talking.  That’s good, right?

Brutal loving care

Femdom captions, captioned pictures of female domination, dominatrix, domina, domme, female led relationships and all that kind of search engine bait, y’know?

Here we go:

Girls with guns oh my
To be fair, it wasn’t specifically on the hard limits list you agreed, so she does have every right…
 

Dragon bride oriental femdom yknow?
You could start by learning Xin lỗi.  That’s ‘Sorry’.  You’ll be needing that a lot*.
 

Caned by my wife for the other thing
Confession can be really good for dealing with feelings of guilt. Try it.
 

femdom allowances
Bursting into tears can usually get you a few dollars extra.  What price self-respect?  Oh, about $2.50, maybe $2.75.
 
 




Heel boy femdom
Howwwwwllll!
 
 
* Curiously, the same online phrasebook that gave me Xin lỗi also provides Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn – “My hovercraft is full of eels”

A facility for correction

This wonderful lady certainly has one.  Thank You, my Lady.

Small penis humiliation yet again
‘Dainty’.  Isn’t that a nice word?  All dainty down there.  And kinda cute.
 

Fake femdom whipping
Oh – and for the orgasm shots they use a body double. 
 

Finding his feminine side
Fortunately, all my girlfriends assured me that I never suffered too much from that particular complaint.
 

Marital orders
Are you going to let her order you about like that? Are you?  Well?
 
 
Mouthsoaping femdom yum yum
Funny, that, because it always tastes exactly like soap.


Very short femdom story: Burial plot

Burial plot

“I expect you find it strange, not having Mark around the
house any more?”, Amelia said, sympathetically.

“Oh yes” replied Karen. 
“After nine years of marriage it’s… well, it’s – “

And she broke off, tears welling up in her eyes.  Her friend reached forward and laid a hand on
hers.

“You don’t have to tell me. 
I went through it with Colin too. 
No matter how prepared you are, it feels so odd, with the house empty.  But you know, in the long run it’s best.  He was in so much pain in the last few years
– and now you can get on with your life.”

“I know” sniffed Karen. 
“It was just – seeing him being buried at the weekend.  I thought I’d be ready.  But it wasn’t easy.”

She had a thought. 
“Would you like to see where he’s buried? I visit every day, you know.”

Amelia smiled, understandingly.  “Yes.  Yes,
I’d like that.”

They went out into the garden, where a freshly dug patch of
earth made it obvious where Mark’s final resting place was to be found.

“There” Karen said. 
“That’s his breathing tube, you see. 
The blue one.  Then the green one
is for feeding and water. I’ve been feeding him every day, you know.  Well – except Tuesday.  It was raining too hard.”
She looked a little sad.

“That’s OK”, Amelia said encouragingly, squeezing her arm.  “I did just the same at first.  But then later on you’ll find you don’t want
to take the time any more, and I expect you’ll install a feeding tank.  I only have to fill mine once a month now,
and that’s for both of them.”

The two stood still for a moment, looking silently at the
two little tubes sticking out of the ground. 
A blade of grass growing near the mouth of the blue one quivered from
time to time, as Mark’s breathing disturbed the air.

“Did he suffer much, in the last few days?” Amelia enquired.

“Oh yes.” Karen said. 
“I made sure of that. By the end, he could barely scream any more.”

“Well then” Amelia said, turning to her friend and smiling
reassuringly.  “You’ll always have those
memories. Let’s go and have a cup of tea, and you can try out the new boy.”

And with that, the two friends turned and went back into the
house, leaving Mark to rest forever in peace.

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