Normal service is now resumed. And I can use the letter ‘i’ and everything.
Impalas! Intrepid! Vicissitude! Inimitable! Mississississississipipipipitipie!
Oh god, that felt good.
On we go.
|It’s not a good idea to make her cross.|
|That’s right, Dave. Stand up for yourself, mate.|
|Oh, it’ll be OK. Everyone has to start somewhere. Big whip, huh? Small room…|
|I asked my SO for a regular date to be fixed for my masturbation day. She chose 29th February.
She can be cruel like that.
|Yeah, don’t beat yourself up about it. That’s her job.
(joke copyright the Addams Family movie. It’s better when Angelica Houston says it.)